Strangest thing you've done.

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Come on you know what this thread is, lets hear um the off the wall, freakish things we've all done. What are the stories, I'll start.

First, I ran threw my gym completely nude except shoes and a mask nude in all its glory, ran out the back door with a cop, a princepal, and two teachers chaseing me. Ran straight to my first truck which was waiting.

Second, Went around on Halloween as a Chinese Stripper, say for five dolla love you long time at every door. Slammed in my face mostly.

Third, Needless to say, got drunk and ran stright threw a wall. woke up the next day with a bad head ache.
 
I started writing birthday poems for strangers on an internet forum. And now it's hard to stop. ;)
 
Colonel said:
Come on you know what this thread is, lets hear um the off the wall, freakish things we've all done. What are the stories, I'll start.

First, I ran threw my gym completely nude except shoes and a mask nude in all its glory, ran out the back door with a cop, a princepal, and two teachers chaseing me. Ran straight to my first truck which was waiting.

Second, Went around on Halloween as a Chinese Stripper, say for five dolla love you long time at every door. Slammed in my face mostly.

Third, Needless to say, got drunk and ran stright threw a wall. woke up the next day with a bad head ache.
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wow, lol i prolly wont get the chance to do any of those 3 things.. unless i had your friends. I'm easily persuaded by friends so who knows? :mischief:

The strangest thing i've ever done was stay up for 2 and 1/2 days for absolutely no reason. I swear, i was just sitting on my chair in front of the computer. this was back when i had such time to spare, my mom was going to call a doctor.
 
Well, I existed. I'll tell ya there is nothing weirder then the fact that we exist.

I don't think anyone can figure it out. It's always like "well because of that." Then I'm like, "well, why that?" Then they're like, "because of this other thing" and this sort of thing continues until they run out of pronouns and realise they really have no idea.
 
Colonel said:
Come on you know what this thread is, lets hear um the off the wall, freakish things we've all done. What are the stories, I'll start.

First, I ran threw my gym completely nude except shoes and a mask nude in all its glory, ran out the back door with a cop, a princepal, and two teachers chaseing me. Ran straight to my first truck which was waiting.

Second, Went around on Halloween as a Chinese Stripper, say for five dolla love you long time at every door. Slammed in my face mostly.

Third, Needless to say, got drunk and ran stright threw a wall. woke up the next day with a bad head ache.
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Strangeness is subjective, those sound perfectly normal to me. A couple that come to mind that I did when I was a "kid" was cutting school and spending the day in an underground fort I had dug reading my textbooks to pass the time, and then forgetting all about the fort the next year and falling in the hole while I was racing my dirt bike across the field where I had dug it.

Another was stubbornly refusing to stop and fill up my car because it was below 0F outside and the wind was howling then running out of gas on a highway bridge at 3am with no traffic in sight. Late 70's so of course no cell phones. Froze my butt off walking to the next exit.

Of course being in my forties I've plenty more, some not meant for a family forum, but those are a good start.
 
i had a russian friend named dennis when i was a kid

he and i built this fort/bunker type thing in the woods, and let me tell you, it was no rickety crap thing, 2 sides of it were solid rock and the rest was real solid too

we isolated it with plastic sheets, and then camouflaged it really good, if you didnt know where it was, you could be sitting on top of it and not know

after it was done, dennis went alittle nuts
there was a lot of joggers running through where we had the fort so he started digging holes with sharp sticks in them viet cong style, he was putting up thin wires in head height etc

that wasnt something weird i did, but its pretty weird
i have no idea how many joggers he killed..
 
aaglo said:
Once, in Norway, I ate whale's meat. That was weird (not the meat, but the fact that I ate whale). It was tasty though.... :twitch:
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Well, I've tasted frog meat.

Ever wonder a quote that says most meat taste like chicken? Well, it's true.
 
I'm a boring person, haven't done anything very exciting. Strangest thing is probably isn't very strange at all. I ate 7 double-doubles once (for those of you familiar with In-N-Out).
 
I've never done anything wierd.

Now stupid things, thats another story, but not wierd.
 
I've done plenty of stupid things and I posted them already in the "Stupid Things You Have Done Under The Influence" thread. Nearly turned into a full on threadjacking! :lol:
 
Once when i was drunk at a friends house i found a trampoline and pushed it up against a 6ft high wall, and then tried to jump over the wall using the trampoline. Because i wantred to look cool doing it, i decided this simply had to be done with a backflip.
Now, when sober, i can just about do a backflip on a trampoline. What i cannot do is backflip over a 6ft high brick wall when drunk.
That was when i got my first concussion. Happy days. :)
 
Colonel said:
Come on you know what this thread is, lets hear um the off the wall, freakish things we've all done. What are the stories, I'll start.

First, I ran threw my gym completely nude except shoes and a mask nude in all its glory, ran out the back door with a cop, a princepal, and two teachers chaseing me. Ran straight to my first truck which was waiting.

Second, Went around on Halloween as a Chinese Stripper, say for five dolla love you long time at every door. Slammed in my face mostly.

Third, Needless to say, got drunk and ran stright threw a wall. woke up the next day with a bad head ache.
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I look forward to reading about your future exploits at the Darwin Awards page:goodjob:

edit: you too Farting:thumbsup:
 
I started like talking like Alex from a clockwork orange at a couple of shows and parties.
 
One time during a holiday trip to Rhodes I was so drunk I turned down a really hot girl (blonde, sporty from Finland) because I just wanted to go to sleep. :cry:
Luckily I met her again two days after this fiasko. :mischief:
 
Strangest thing you've done.
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Once I was in a warm, comfortable place. Then suddenly the walls started buckling around me and I realised I had to escape. I crawled down a tunnel till I saw a light, and I made my towards it. As I emerged on the other side, I gasped at the bright light and coldness of the air. I was so shocked I couldnt breathe. Then a giant ugly ogre grabbed me by the ankles and smacked me hard on the butt until I started crying. Definitely the strangest thing Ive ever done.
 
I decided to throw my future away and become a maths student. Stupid yes. But weird as well. (have you ever MET a maths student? Goddamn douchy weirdos they is).
 
Bozo Erectus said:
Once I was in a warm, comfortable place. Then suddenly the walls started buckling around me and I realised I had to escape. I crawled down a tunnel till I saw a light, and I made my towards it. As I emerged on the other side, I gasped at the bright light and coldness of the air. I was so shocked I couldnt breathe. Then a giant ugly ogre grabbed me by the ankles and smacked me hard on the butt until I started crying. Definitely the strangest thing Ive ever done.
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Maybe, but you didn't do it on your own. You're mom made you do it. You probably deserved the smack on principle. :lol:
 
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