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World Weekly News, December 31st, 1987
Romania on verge of collapse as Ceausescu disbands Military
Romania, one of the last surviving Totalitarian Communist nations on the planet, is undergoing some pretty sketchy times. Ceausescu, the dictator of this European Nation, formerly under the wing of the USSR, is growing increasingly insane, say experts around the world. He just announced that the Romanian Military has been disbanded, with most members being brainwashed, indoctrinated, and drafted into the Secrutariate, a quasi-military Security Force under the sole guidance of whom they see as their supreme leader, Ceausescu. Romania is running out of food, however, and its economy, already in shamble, has essentially ground to a halt, mostly due to incompetent officials. Its neighbour, Bulgaria, just emerging from a disastrous collapse of the old Communist Regime, seems like paradise compared to Romania. Citizens in Romania are in Revolution mode, but they are having to battle the heavily armed Secrutariate at every corner. An estimated 10,000 citizens have died under the guns of the Secrutariate, and we can only guess at how many more have been imprisoned and tortured. The country is grinding to a halt, Romanians are starving, and Ceausescu, meanwhile, seems oblivious to it all. He is airing Commercials on the state-owned Romanian Broadcasting Station showing happy Romanians at grocery stores stocked with goods, and happy people going to work in factories, and coming home to happy families. The reality is the complete opposite, but Ceausescu seems oblivious to this. Many expect Germany, Russia, or the USE to come in and stop the suffering, but neither seems to want to get their hands dirty by taking down Ceausescu's evil regime.
Korea disbands its Nuclear Arsenal as Mexico builds up
Korea randomly and unilaterally announced that its Nuclear Arsenal has been totally terminated. Announcing that the worker's paradise of Korea no longer needs her Nuclear Deterrent, the Korean Peninsula is officially Nuclear-free, according to Quebec and Colombian observers who inspected the country. Korea refuses to allow any inspectors from non-Communist nations, and only Colombia and Quebec are the 2 Communist nations considered responsible and honest, according to sources around the world. In a ceremonial event, leaders from Korea, Russia, China, and Japan signed a document pledging peace and harmony in the region, and it included some veiling references to a future Democratic Korean state, although that will surely be a long ways off. Korea is also slowly but surely opening its doors to trade and tourists, allowing 2 companies in China and Japan to open 4 tourist resorts in the nation, the first of the kind. Tourists initially were not allowed into neighboring towns and cities, but that to is slowly changing, and people now have first-hand views of life in this Stalinist Communist Regime. The Korean Military continues to beef up, but veiled hints have been coming from Korean Officials about slimming that down too.
Mexico announces Nuclear Deterrent of 25 Weapons
Mexico, another Stalinist Communist Regime which is closely tied to Korea has announced that it has 25 weapons in its Strategic Nuclear Deterrent, conceivably to use if the USA tries to invade Mexico. Mexican-USA relations have soured yet again as a small series of border clashes broke out on the Mexican-American border as Mexican forces crossed the border, trying to chase down some Mexicans defecting to the USA. The American Congress is considering Bills to declare war on Mexico, and to consider the incidences a declaration of war, but Americans mostly are of the opinion that Mexico would be best left to itself, and America should focus on more important things.
Bomb rips plans of Christian Unity to shreds!
This has been a tragic year for Christians everywhere. And of all sects, from Orthodox to the Eastern Oriental to Protestant, Evangelical and Catholic. Their top officials were in what was dubbed the final meeting between Christian leaders of all stripes in preparation for the union of Christianity in a major hotel in Rome when tragedy broke. We now know that a 21 year old Turkish man, whose parents had been killed by Christian Extremists in Turkey, decided to exact a terrible revenge on Christian Leaders. He drove a van filled with plastic explosives, TNT, Dynamite, and other explosives into the lobby of the Hotel that the leaders were staying at in Rome, and detonated it, taking down most of the Hotel, and killing the leaders of Christianity. Among the dead is the beloved Roman Catholic Pope, John Paul II, who initiated this whole Christianity United plan. Funerals were held, and the plans for a United Christianity were put on hold indefinitely, say deputy leaders. The tragedy and irony of this event is that the leaders were, according to WNN sources, only 1 day away from announcing their final plans for a united Christianity. The Roman Catholics recovered most quickly out of all the sects, quickly burying John Paul,. and, within 2 months, electing a new Pope, one whom will surely cause trouble in USE Politics. The new Pope of the Roman Catholic Church is Giovanni I, or Giovanni de Papadri. He is closed related to an unspecified member of the former Italian Government, which was conquered as Franco, then leader of Spain, made himself a European Empire after 17/62. He has been an outspoken critic of Italy's continued inclusion in the USE, and has long demanded that the USE allow Italy to enjoy the sovereignty that it formerly did. An Italian Separatist is now the Leader of all Roman Catholics, which can be anything but good for the USE. Technically, Pope Giovanni I is supposed to be above politics, but that is highly unlikely. Italy's large Roman Catholic Population is most likely to be influenced by Giovanni I's strong pro-separatism rhetoric, which means a future referendum on Italian Separatism might succeed. Giovanni I is also against the unity of Christiandom, and has been a critic of the former Pope, John Paul II, for giving into the demands from more Liberal churches. It appears that the quest to unite Christianity is dead, and now the question remains is what to do about the grand Cathedral in Bethlehem.
ICJ rules that Italian Referendum not legitimate
It was a glorious victory for the USE, and certainly some bureaucrats will be resting easier tonight, as the ICJ ruled that the referendum held in Italy is not legitimate, in the eyes of the Federal USE Government. It was not a total victory, however, for the ICJ ruled that the USE Federal Government must quickly enact a means for member nations to exit from the Union, if they so desire, and that the USE Government must be obliged to act according to the wishes of the Italian people in any future referendum. The verdict implies that a Russian was most likely one of the Justices on the panel. The USE Parliament has yet to enact a measure to allow Member Nations to peacefully separate, but it will most likely do so soon.
OOC Josef, either you do it, or I do it for you next Update.
Albanians demand Greece hold new elections as Greek Officials stall
Albanians, whose nation was conquered by Greece just last year, are holding their first series of legal protests, demanding that officials quit stalling, and hold new elections immediately. Greek Officials, citing procedural technical difficulties have been holding off from holding new elections, and this is not sitting well with many former Albanians. If the situation doesn't change soon, Albanians might take more action then just protests. It is expected that Greek Officials are stalling in hopes of eroding support for the Albanian Communist Party, which recently formed.
Mindanao-Filipino crisis over Nuclear Weapons starts
It was all started by the Philippines. Their satellites detected a suspicious facility in Mindanao, one that looked, and looks, a lot like one that could produce Nuclear Weapons. The Philippines then demanded that Mindanao allow them entry into the country to inspect the facility, but Mindanao refused, denouncing the claims by their former masters as ridiculous, and pure fiction. Things escalated, as the Philippines announced that they were prepared to invade unless they could send inspectors. Mindanao stated that the facility was to prepare ingredients for future planned Nuclear Power Facilities, and that is all, but the Philippines was anything but convinced. Mindanao allowed inspectors from Pakistan, Iraq, and Russia to inspect the site, and they all stated that it indeed was for peaceful power production, but the Philippines was, and is, still not convinced. It has escalated to the point where both Mindanao and the Philippines are mobilizing their armies, and the situation threatens to deteriorate further, as fresh stories emerge of Christians being evicted from Mindanao, another sore point, in return for Muslims returning from the Philippines. Filipinos have been protesting the move, and demanding it be stopped, but the Mindanao Courts which are allowing the evictions are making no apologies. Their statements have consistently sided with the Muslims. Malaysian efforts to negotiate a peace are going nowhere, and Pakistan, Iraq and Iran have already said that they will support their Muslim Brothers in Mindanao against the Christians from the Philippines. The newly formed Arab League has also been trying to negotiate a peace, but it is still too new to have much effect. Yet another war might be on the way in this part of the world, and the victory is anything but clear in this case.
Arab League formed to replace UIS
Arab Nations have formed the Arab League, which is a radically scaled down version of the UIS. As they continue to rebuild, or, in the case of the UIR and Turkey, deteriorate after the Russian Attack with antimatter weapons, they have formed a new Association, dubbed the Arab league. Headed by Iraq, seen as a moderate modern Islamic Nation, this league is dedicated to improving the standard of living in Islamic States, and its Constitution specifically forbids the League from participating in International Affairs, meaning that the former UIS-Russian situation cannot happen again. The League is currently formed of Pakistan, Iran, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Mindanao, Turkey, the remnants of the UIR, Algeria, and Libya. Other African Nations are refusing to join after remembering the neglect that the UIS gave them. The Arab League is also officially for Democracy as well, and for more Freedoms in member nations, which might cause trouble in the future. This League faces many challenges, chiefly the split between moderate Islam and radical Islam, and rebuilding the shattered UIR, Turkey, and Saudi Arabia.
UIR disintegrates into Civil War!
The UIR has exploded into full-fledged Civil War, as the Cairo Government loses control of parts of Egypt, Lebanon, and Syria has ethnic tensions boil over. The fighting is very bad in Lebanon, and the UIR Military, badly damaged by the Russian antimatter attack, is in no shape to battle rebellions. Syria has declared itself Independent, but that is not recognized by anybody. Israel has temporarily taken control, with the approval of the UIR Leadership, of the Suez Canal and the Sinai Peninsula, until the UIR is in a state to govern the Canal again. Russia has complained that its Ships are not being let through as easily as ships from other nations, but has yet to take any action. Russia is still angry with Israel for the Missile Defense Shield which Israel and the Philippines share which took down an estimated 2,000 Russian ICBMs targeted at UIS targets.
Radioactive Effects of antimatter less then originally thought!
Experts are saying that, after studying the areas where the Russian antimatter weapons hit in Turkey and Saudi Arabia, they are announcing that the Radioactive Effects of antimatter are far less then previously though. Apparently most of the radiation leaves through what are being dubbed neutrinos, small atomic particles, which means the long-term radioactive effects on those sites should be minimal.
Fusion Breakthrough in USA!
American Officials, brimming with pride, have announced that they have unlocked the enigma to Fusion Power, and are now able to produce large amounts of electricity cheaply. They were being very tight-lipped as to exactly what was the breakthrough, which is understandable, but have announced that Fusion will power America to be as great as it is destined to be. Coal and Oil Fired Generators can now be closed across the Land of the Free and Home of the Brave, which will mean pollution and smog will decrease, as Hydrogen-powered cars become widely available, it means that America will finally be smog-free in some parts of its nation. The American Economy went up one level as a result of this announcement.
Sex Scandal stuns Indians!
In India, there is a controversy brewing, after a taped conversation was broadcast which apparently recorded Indhira Ghandi pleasuring herself with an electronic dildo. She has denied responsibility, but an unnamed source told the WNN that she was doing this in her Executive office, after a meeting with top officials. This scandal has rocked the Government, and come at a bad time for Ghandi, who was riding a wave of popular support after her initiatives to curb poverty were finally paying off. She still enjoys large amounts of support, upwards of 55%, according to some polls, but this scandal has cost her dearly, whether or not she was actually doing what is alleged.
OOC See children, stories can be both good and bad.
Russia experiencing greatest Nationalistic Upsurge in History
Russians, under their nationalistic leader General Lebed, as he is widely known, is undergoing what historians are calling the greatest Nationalistic Upsurge the world has ever seen. Russians are participating in Military Parades like never before, recalling the glory of the Rodina, the Motherland, and nationalistic Soviet-style advertisements and commercials pledging to make Russia great through collectivism and nationalism, which is reminding Russians of Soviet times. In fact, Russia is moving right, but their Leaders are employing many tactics that the Soviets used. But, this time, Russians re celebrating the new-found nationalism by themselves, spontaneously, and not at the barrel of a gun, like in Soviet Times. The pictures of Russians denouncing Communist Legislators for trying to hold up Lebed's Legislation are real, which is amazing to most of the world. Anti-Americanism is also on the rise in Russia, where it has been simmering for awhile. Russians are still angry with their former leader (OOC Putin?) who turned over Alaska to the USA without any kind of return for this. Russians have been organizing a Petition, which they hope to get signed by 1 million Russians, to be delivered to Lebed demanding that Alaska be returned to its rightful place, Russia, and to be delivered to the American Congress. Russians are split on the issue of a war to get Alaska back, but the momentum is on the YES side.
Russian Legislation provokes some anger among Russians
President Lebed has been turning Russia into a sort of factory for Nationalism, but, at the same time, he has been slowly but surely consolidating power into his own hands. He legislated a series of reforms, making the President solely responsible for appointing the Prime Minister in the Duma, rather then the main party in the Duma choosing the Prime Minister. He has also, in a controversial move, changed the way Russians elect their Regional Leaders. The Leaders of the Russian Republics, which form the Russian Federation, will now be appointed by the President, and approved by the local Republican Legislatures. Republic Politicians have been up in arms over this proposal, which passed through the Duma after a bit of contentious Debate, but Russians seem in favour of it. They seem to trust Lebed, who has earned the nickname Uncle Lebed, or The General, to pick their local leaders, who don't actually have that much control. Finally, he stripped power away from the Duma. The President of the Russian Federation now has total control of the Russian Military, which used to be under the control of a Committee composed of Duma Members, usually loyal to the President. The vote which got this Legislation passed was very close, but it passed, and the Russian President is suddenly much more powerful, having control over the biggest army in the world. Former Prime Minister Putin tried to rally the left to oppose these new changes, but the campaign ended as a total defeat, as the right-wing portrayed Putin as a Communist who wanted to take Russia into the road of Totalitarianism. Clearly, the Right is in control of Russia, and looks like it will remain so for awhile. A new force is emerging in Russia, and that is a National-Socialist Party by the name of the Liberal-Democrats, whose support has been slowly building over the years. Will Russia be turned into a National Socialist giant to dwarf Hitler and Droeger's Nazi Germany?