Rambuchan
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Roger "Should Have Been Acting In 'Carry On' Films With His Camp Innuendo Style" Moore? (OK, so that was about the size of it).Swedishguy said:
Who is/was the best James Bond actor?
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soul_warrior
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have none of you notice that bond is now BLOND
what were they thinking?
i have serious doubts he would be able to transverse that threshold.
have none of you notice that bond is now BLOND
what were they thinking?
i have serious doubts he would be able to transverse that threshold.
Bozo Erectus
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You think thats bad? Wait till they make Bond a woman. It'll happen, you can count on it.
soul_warrior
Termite!
here is 
BOND. JAMES BOND. 
here is a BAD BOND. bad bad bad.....
BOND. JAMES BOND.
here is a BAD BOND. bad bad bad.....
Ingvina Freyr
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1. Sean Connery - He's got it all!
2. Roger Moore - A gentleman-Bond, not bad at all.
3. Pierce Brosnan - He's got the look, but not the touch.
4. George Lazenby - Seen the film, can't remember him. Not a good sign.
5. Timothy Dalton - His films weren't very Bondish at all IMO.
Daniel Craig - Haven't yet seen the film, but I've got high expectations. EDIT: Not any more, Soul warrior just crushed them with the image above.
Are there any more out there with the opinion that Robbie Williams could bring us back to a more Connery-ish Bond, or is it just me?
2. Roger Moore - A gentleman-Bond, not bad at all.
3. Pierce Brosnan - He's got the look, but not the touch.
4. George Lazenby - Seen the film, can't remember him. Not a good sign.
5. Timothy Dalton - His films weren't very Bondish at all IMO.
Daniel Craig - Haven't yet seen the film, but I've got high expectations. EDIT: Not any more, Soul warrior just crushed them with the image above.
Are there any more out there with the opinion that Robbie Williams could bring us back to a more Connery-ish Bond, or is it just me?
Rambuchan
The Funky President
Indeed. Next thing you know, they'll be cracking "dumbsoul_warrior said:have none of you notice that bond is now BLOND
what were they thinking?
i have serious doubts he would be able to transverse that threshold.
Dude, you are so right. They already have...Bozo Erectus said:
PrinceOfLeigh
Wigan, England
*Ignores Rambu's Jedi Mind tricks*Rambuchan said:
Bozo Erectus
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Thats a dame, not a broadRambuchan said:
Anyone who scoffs at the suggestion should go talk to poor Starbuck.
Rambuchan
The Funky President
Furry muff. I'm not one to nitpick.Bozo Erectus said:Thats a dame, not a broad
For your info and interest, Helen Fielding, author of "Bridget Jones's Diary", has already penned a (lame attempt at a) female Bond story..."Olivia Joules and the Overactive Imagination".
Bozo Erectus
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A spoof I dont mind, Olivia Joules and 'girl power' I have no problem with. Its Jane Bond, Agent 007 I have a problem with. I just hope they have the decency to wait till Connery is dead.
Rambuchan
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I just hope they have the decency and wait till I'm dead.Bozo Erectus said:
But.....let's just say they do have a "Jane Bond, Agent 007".....who would be the best actress to play the part?
Post pics if you need to folks
Bozo Erectus
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Hey thats a good thread idea. Hmm...How about Kate Beckinsale? Nahh, too girly. It would have to be a woman thats hot, but still butch enough that you can believe her kicking ass. Might be best to go with an unknown.Rambuchan said:I just hope they have the decency and wait till I'm dead.
But.....let's just say they do have a "Jane Bond, Agent 007".....who would be the best actress to play the part?
Post pics if you need to folks
Yuri2356
Test Screening
Dig up Connery's body, extract his DNA, replace his Y with a copy of his X, and you'll produce the only woman who can ever come close to playing a She-Bond.Rambuchan said:I just hope they have the decency and wait till I'm dead.
But.....let's just say they do have a "Jane Bond, Agent 007".....who would be the best actress to play the part?
Post pics if you need to folks
Ingvina Freyr
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The character Jane Bond would be...
...beating up people and occasionally be beaten up,
...addicted to gambling,
...addicted to alcohol,
...sleeping with hundreds of men...
I think I'd rather spend the rest of my life in a monestary with no contact with the outer world, than having to go and watch a movie with a woman like that.
...beating up people and occasionally be beaten up,
...addicted to gambling,
...addicted to alcohol,
...sleeping with hundreds of men...
I think I'd rather spend the rest of my life in a monestary with no contact with the outer world, than having to go and watch a movie with a woman like that.
PrinceOfLeigh
Wigan, England
A Leigh Girl it is!Ingvina Freyr said:
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You are so right.soul warrior said:
Images speaks louder than thousand words.
The new bond is lame excuse for Bond.
I understand that now after seeing those pics.
You can see it from their eyes and posture.
Connery had both the form and the content.
You mean Jennifer Jason Leigh?PrinceOfLeigh said:
Masquerouge
Deity
I'm very partial to Brosnan especially in his last Bond movie. He had the necessary class, but also showed a dark side to Bond that Connery lacked.
Mr. Blonde
Dr. techn.
So far Sean Connery just before Timothy Dalton and Pierce Brosnan for me. Lanzenby suffered from the plot plus he has a too smooth face, Moore did not play Bond, he made a parody out of him (not that it wasn´t entertaining). Whenever I saw him with a Bondgirl the picture of a grandpa with a daily care nurse came to my mind.
The new one I haven´t seen yet. He is for me on one hand a step in the right direction as he shows that also us blondes can be tough 00 agents, but on the other hand I have more hair in my armpit than he has on his chest which makes him too metrosexual to be a really tough guy.
The new one I haven´t seen yet. He is for me on one hand a step in the right direction as he shows that also us blondes can be tough 00 agents, but on the other hand I have more hair in my armpit than he has on his chest which makes him too metrosexual to be a really tough guy.
