Liberals vs. macho stuff

bigdog5994

bigdog5994

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i dont know about you guys but ive been noticing that liberals are constantly whining and . .. .. .. .. .ing about macho things like movies, hummers, and just about anything else manly

heres a few questions i have

Whats your problem with hummers?

whats your damn problem with the new Rambo/any tuff guy movie? i have a liberal friend who wont shut the hell up about it every time we see the commercial for Rambo he always says something like "great thats just what we need" or "thats just impossible, arrows dont blow up"
 
Macho stuff is nothing more than ******** penis contests, and is fundamentally unchristian.
 
bigdog5994 said:
i dont know about you guys but ive been noticing that liberals are constantly whining and . .. .. .. .. .ing about macho things like movies, hummers, and just about anything else manly

heres a few questions i have

Whats your problem with hummers?

whats your damn problem with the new Rambo/any tuff guy movie? i have a liberal friend who wont shut the hell up about it every time we see the commercial for Rambo he always says something like "great thats just what we need" or "thats just impossible, arrows dont blow up"
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macho things are homo erotic. greasy, sweaty rambo is so fun to watch for supposedly straight men? does the fact he kill people with phallic objects make up for it? hummers are compensation for lack of stature in career, height, or manhood. they arent expensive except at the pump. get a real car, get a BWM.
 
I'll agree that I don't drool over manly things to the extent that the Larry Craigs and Ted Haggards of the world do.
 
Well I call you whining bs because I am a liberal and I'm a gun nut. Hell I've even earned the nick Rambo on the New Years party not long ago. (cant remember how, probably dont want to know)
 
Cleric said:
Well I call you whining bs because I am a liberal and I'm a gun nut. Hell I've even earned the nick Rambo on the New Years party not long ago. (cant remember how, probably dont want to know)
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Ah yes, but you are proud of your penis compensation, so that is forgivable.


There's a difference between Rambo and Teddy Roosevelt. Teddy Roosevelt is a True American - fundamentally individualist, fundamentally kickass, fundamentally moral, fundamentally responsible, fundamentally a good example to every single american - a man's man, a people's man, a man to family, God and his country - Rambo's a closet homosexual.
 
Bill3000 said:
Ah yes, but you are proud of your penis compensation, so that is forgivable.
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see cleric this is what im talking about

i mean if i liked big trucks and guns ever since i was a little kid and just legitimately liked them does that mean im making up for my penis size?
 
bigdog5994 said:
see cleric this is what im talking about

i mean if i liked big trucks and guns ever since i was a little kid and just legitimately liked them does that mean im making up for my penis size?
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I'm pretty sure that he was kidding. But, as to the content of your post, I've appreciated the finesse with which lumberjacks wrestle lesbian pirates, eat beef jerky afterwards, and then play first person shooters all while shitfaced drunk. And I'd be considered a social liberal.
 
Bill3000 said:
There's a difference between Rambo and Teddy Roosevelt. Teddy Roosevelt is a True American - fundamentally individualist, fundamentally kickass, fundamentally moral, fundamentally responsible, fundamentally a good example to every single american - a man's man, a people's man, a man to family, God and his country - Rambo's a closet homosexual.
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Possibly the truest post I've ever read on CFC. Ever.

:hatsoff:
 
Bill3000 said:
Macho stuff is nothing more than ******** penis contests
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Exactly. And when you're hung like me you don't need to play those silly games. :lol:

Seriously though, what the heck is masculine about a hummer?

As for what's wrong w/ it. It is a terrible waste of resources & money & you look like a jackass driving one.

As for Rambo movies. They're generally stupid & pointless and unappealing to the intellect. You can be masculine & intelligent @ the same time. Like the A-Team. They were the best of all worlds. :)
 
I don't go into a Stallone movie expecting an episode of Firing Line, however.
 
wow i can really see all the hatred pouring out now i mean Jolly has a problem with my user name now
 
Yeah. Feelings are inherently unmanly, no?
 
bigdog5994 said:
im just trying to understand what the problem with tuff stuff is

for instance what your problem with my user name
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Isn't trying to understand a problem more Bridgette Jones than Rambo? I have no problem with your username. Big Dog in the name and asspocket in the title is pretty entertaining.
 
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