JNES: Civilizations

read the first sentence of that post...I did that before I even posted them here :), and highlighted them in red.

:lol::rolleyes: Well, good job!

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The Birth of Joloism

The Golohm (meaning "loyal brothers" in three of the seven dialects of the inhabitants) are a mix of various ethnicities from the surrounding areas. They joined together under charismatic man and skilled warrior named Jolo. The base of the economy is unsurprisingly agriculture.
Jolo wrote laws that must be followed, using his wisdom to see possible problems in the future, after his spirit escapes.
Combining his laws with his philosophical and religious beliefs, Jolo got his most loyal followers together to illustrate these things on a standalone wall near his own fairly humble abode.
Being allowed no inheritance, Jolo's third son, Batta Jolo trained hard for many years before he was elected to be one of a dozen warriors to enter the Mansanumbobi (New Leader Selection) tournament. He had to prove he was skilled in both administration and combat. Once in office, he decided that as the land of the Golohm expanded, they needed to have a common form of communication throughout all the various peoples. Peculiarly enough, he did not choose any certain language, but a written on instead. Using representations of all the illustrations his father had painted, he formed an ideographical set of characters, for all the village leaders to read and transit messages the same way. Below is a sampling of some of the most important writing of Jolo.

The Laws of Moral Life in Golohm:

Fight to keep and do not fight to take.

When a person dies, his worldly possessions shall be spread amongst everyone.

A person with no skill is a person with no reason to live.

A king is born no different than a farmer. Treat all equally.

A man who cheats his government is cheating himself and his family simultaneously.

Things of no cost are often of great value.

Respect all living things as you respect yourself.

Keep your spirit clean from impure thoughts, it is all you will have after your body is gone.

Any leader who is truly great will sacrifice everything for the good of his people.
 
No Religion yet.

But some thing cool concerning Egypt and Jews will come up...

:mwaha: And I have a gamblet too!


More one the Zulus.

They are the world's best multi-tasker. They throw Javelins. They Hold the line. The flank with speed. But they are awesome at only one thing: Defeating Enemies. They aren't as fast as Cavalry. They won't through as far as Lowani Javelins. They won't hold the line as well as a Macedon Phalax. But boy, it can do all that better than usual.

They are a true UU. Not just an Uber Unit but a unit used instead of others to add flavor to a nation and to add historic details in an all goes world of NESsing.
 
Private:
To: Halash
From: Taverix

For our campaign against Hamben, we propose this general strategy: Prince Vergetix, the Taverixian commander, will meet up with the Halashi generals, then the combined force will march on Hamben's capital- conquer it, pillage it, and raze it to the ground. Then, we will divide the country equally between us. What do you think of this?
 
Private:
To: Halash
From: Taverix

For our campaign against Hamben, we propose this general strategy: Prince Vergetix, the Taverixian commander, will meet up with the Halashi generals, then the combined force will march on Hamben's capital- conquer it, pillage it, and raze it to the ground. Then, we will divide the country equally between us. What do you think of this?

This plan is quite similar to our own plans. We will allow Prince Vergetix to link up with Halashi generals and once Hamben has been destroyed/captured we will split the country equally between.

The Saxon Plague will be crushed by our combined armies.
 
Jarash the God-Slayer (Part 1? Maybe?)

("This is an ancient poem that was past from generation to generation by Taro bards. It is obviously a work of fiction, quite possibly the first one in Taro society." - Modernhistorian of ancient Taro culture)

The Coast was dark and stormy. Jarash
led his fearless crew up it, in search of
the treasure of Lorthiom. He was destined
to find this treasure, which was believed
to have been sent upon the earth by the
Sun Goddess, Illuminancia, herself. Each
day,for forty days before he set out on t
hejourney, he made an offering of salmon
to Illuminancia, hoping to win the
Goddess's favor.

Finally, on the forty-first, Jarash
with his crew of twenty of the
most able-bodied men in all of
Taronlia, set off, up the coast.

And so, back to the present. It
a very dark and stormy coast.
The men were tired, thirsty. The
Salt in the air burned their skin
and eyes. But on they went.
The thought of the treasure was
the only thing that could keep
them going.

"Press on!" Jarash shouted from
the bow, holding his mighty club
forward, to press the men on.
Rain poured down on them, lighting
cracked in the distance, but
Jarash showed no fear. He was
dead set on getting that treasure.

Suddenly, off to their port side
there was a giant burst of
water. Jarash looked down, and
saw the massive, dark shape of
a giant Whale. It breached the
water right next to their vessel,
and the crew went into a panic.

"Beast! It has come to kill us!"
cried out one of the oarsman,
who jumped up and away as the
monster came into sight. But
Jarash did not faulter. He looked
at the giant creature, as it brought
its tail up out of the water, and
splashed it down hard next to the
ship.

"We're doomed!" "Its come to
swollow us whole!" "We'll never
be able to escape this thing!"
the crew cried out, but Jarash
was not afraid. He stood firm as
the wake from the giant beast's
splash rocked the ship. Then the
monster's head came up, and
sucked the water, pulling the
ship towards its open mouth.

"Row men! Fast, hard!" Jarash
ordered, holding his mighty club
in hand, ready to be swollowed
up by the mighty whale. The
crew tried valiantly to save the
ship, but their efforts were in
vain. The monster easily sucked
them down.

Inside the belly of the beast, the
men got a chance to see just how
large their adversary really was.
The stomach of the monster was
the length of six long houses,
placed end to end. It was as
tall as the mightiest Cedar tree
that grew on the land.

Their craft sat in the middle
of the monster's gut. It wouldn't
move. The men could not get
it to budge. Jarash knew they
could not stay in this beast for
long. He knew who it was,
Kohori, the ancient Lord
of the Seas. He would not
hesitate to eat any mortal
that crossed his path. For
he was jealous of man. He
used to live on land, until
he lost favor of the gods,
and was banished to the
sea. It was now his realm,
to travel forever. He had
also been given an immortal
life, so that he may suffer
the seas for all of eternity.
But now Man had decided
that they would take to the
waters, and this was something
Kohori could not take lightly.
If ever a man crossed his path
he would not hesitate to eat him
whole.

Inside the stomach, there was
evidence all around of other ships
and men unlucky enough to get
caught by Kohori. Many skeletons
and bodies of starved men littered
the stomach's floor. Jarash knew
he must act quickly to save his
and his crew's life.

"Men, we must escape this beast!
We have to get out!" Jarash cried
to his men, trying to encourage them
to not give up. "We have only one
chance to escape: we must cut our
way out!" The men all nodded in
agreement, then went for their knives.
Just as they were about to carve the
floor of the monster's belly, Jarash
stopped them.

"Men, think! If we cut ourselves out
here, the boat will probably sink to the
bottom of the sea, to be forever lost!
The monster has most likely dived down
to great depths by now. No, we must
bring it back up to the surface. Quick,
start a piece of wood on fire. I have a
plan."

The crew did as they were told, and
lit a piece of wood on fire. They handed
it to their captain, who let it burn up
near the monster's mouth, the smoke
lifting its way up. A giant growl rumbled
through the animal, and it was soon
obvious it was headed up for fresh air.
Jarash held the wood, and gave the
order for his men to start cutting.

Frantically, they began digging at the
beasts stomach, hacking and slashing
with their knives. Blood soon filled the
floor as the men cut and cut. The
growling grew louder, but Kohori had to
surface for air. It would suffocate if it
tried to stay under water, with all the
smoke filling its lungs. Finally, water
began to gush in, mixing with the blood
to make a chrimson liquid floating in
the stomach. "Yes, gut the beast!"
Jarash yelled in triumph. "Take that,
Kohori, for your vileness!" Jarash ran
to the ship, as did the crew, and they
all boarded it just in time for the sea's
foamy waters to pull the ship out of
the monsters belly.

((Been reading The Odyssey in English class so I thought I'd give the Taro's their own epic-ish poem, I know it ain't that good but still fun, more will be added if people like it.))
 
Orders incoming
 
To The Mohawk, Mohegan, Seneca, and Algonkin
From the Wampanoag

The Malnica to our north seem prepared to attack us unprovoked. This unchecked aggression is sure to spread and destabilize our region. We ask for your aid and troops to help defeat these rogues. If they conquer us, surely you all will be next. For the good of prosperity and our peaceful corner of the world, we beseech you.
 
13 orders. I will start the update tonight. Anyone who hasn't sent orders is still welcome to send them up until the actual update is posted.
 
The Nile is long,
From far to the south.
All the way to Egypt.
Where it’s riches sprout.

Egypt was proud.
It had won many wars.
It’s enslaved population
Continually soars.

But one day a Prince
Came from exile.
He came back to
say,”Free my people.”

The arrogant King
Refused the offer.
“How can my kingdom
Survive without their suffer?”

“Then my God”
“Shall bring ten plaques”
“And after each
You can free them.”

And so the Pharoh,
Suffered curse after curse.
But he refused to free the slave,
After the curse is gone.

Finally the last curse of Death
Of all the oldest Sons in which
The Empire of Eygpt was brought
To its knees.

“Go!” cried
The King
Who has had enough.
“Go before I kill you all!”

But as they walked,
Guided by their God.
The Arrogant King.
Chased them into a sea.

The Man, Moses split
The sea.
The King charged
To a killing spree.

As his people ran away,
Moses let the walls
of water in the King’s Troops
With the kings still alive.

A booming voice
from up above
Said,”You shall be cursed!”


“For you have proven to be a lier
And you shall be reimbured!!”
An Empire from the south!
Shall conquer your kingdom!

To that, the new king,
The old one’s second son.
Grew in his arrogance
And laughed.

“How could the Nubian?
Stupid and crude?
Conquer Egypt even while down?
With me at its rule?”

To this Moses turned
To song of his people.
The Nubians are conquered already
By the bane of your people.



Poem made 500 years after Egypt was conquered by the Zulus.


OOC: This is scary to anyone who wants Egypt!
 
status of update: finished Americas, moving on to Africa. Expect update sometime today.

Good poems/stories bestshot and charles. keep it up :)
 
Huzzah. This is such an exciting NES.
 
status of update: finished Americas, moving on to Africa. Expect update sometime today.

Dum dum! Spears of the Impis are powerful! Shields of the Impis are strong. MEN of the Impis are fearless... For they have destroyed three kingdoms in a century!
 
Dum dum! Spears of the Impis are powerful! Shields of the Impis are strong. MEN of the Impis are fearless... For they have destroyed three kingdoms in a century!

Come and get me.
 
Not you Silly! Egypt shall fall! (Come on! do you read anythin? Anything on my Poem? ANYTHING?)

Sure Egypt shall fall, but how times will they fall? The Nile is the most sought out river in the world due to its profitable location. Dont expect to hold it for long.
 
OOC:

I shall use 50000 Impis under my prince to hold it whil I the Shaka will use 100000 Impis to conquere Europe! :D
 
OOC:

I shall use 50000 Impis under my prince to hold it whil I the Shaka will use 100000 Impis to conquere Europe!

OOC: Why do you want to conquer Europe? There are far more profitable lands to the east of Europe than in Europe itself. Either your King is an idiot or your soldiers are some of the stupidest men alive by confusing "cross great body of desert" for "cross great body of water".

And please, try to limit your responses like these unless you are joking, then in that case please add a funny smilie to it. Then I will never respond.

Also, it is suicide to take Europe, ask Napoleon, ask Hitler, heck even ask the Romans. They know how hard it is to conquer Europe.
 
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