Good Wish/Bad Wish VII: (Not-so) Lucky Number

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Granted, you enter a dimension full of man eating spiders and you get captured and eaten before you are able to escape.

I wish to have x-ray vision :scan:
 
(I know that was a crosspost, I left it the way it was because it was funny)

Granted, the world appears as black with some white stuff here and there, like people's skeletons. It's really not as great as you thought.

I wish for a doughnut.
 
Granted, its your mom.

I wish to never be hungry or thirsty and never have a need for food and drink.
 
Granted. But you can never have sex either(even with yourself).

I wish I didn't have to upgrade my effing computer every six months.
 
Granted, now they are so hard to twist no one can twist them.

I wish for AGSOAUDASODSAGDIABSDIASBCYSBCYSIX dbsaydbasyfvteifbuovbobyvbeybybyeetyag and a taco.
 
Granted, but the AGSOAUDASODSAGDIABSDIASBCYSBCYSIX dbsaydbasyfvteifbuovbobyvbeybybyeetyag is an advanced alien species' most prized possession and they kill you.

I wish I could cartwheel well and not get hurt.
 
Granted. Gymnastics is for LOOOOOSERS!!!!


I wish I was an origami paper crane, but indestructible. And I can talk 'n stuff.
 
Granted. However, you cannot move, so you're a talking, stationary, indestructible crane for all eternity.

I wish to be ruler of the universe.
 
Granted, you once again cartwheel of a cliff.

I wish I had.
 
You wish you had periods? Granted, weirdo.

I wish I had the worlds largest collection of something/
 
Granted. You have the world's largest collection of live venomous snakes. Naturally, you get bitten and die.

I wish they would play The Imperial March at the next presidential inauguration ceremony.
 
Granted, it breaks and you are trapped in the 1500's. Have fun with the Spanish Inquisition!

I wish I could expect the Spanish Inquisition!
 
Granted. Your TARDIS (Terrifically Awesome Radically Destructive Ionic Shotgun) misfires and kills you.

I wish that a TARDIS really was a terrifically awesome radically destructive ionic shotgun.
 
Granted. You die of cancer when you get to the other side.

I wish for a long range weapon that could kill people without leaving evidence.
 
Granted, so does everyone else.

I wish I had a giant beard like the guys in ZZ Top.
 
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