NERFSNES · BORING TIMES UPDATE ????-1000 BC
WEST ASIA · THE TIGRIS AND EUPHRATES AND THEN SOME
In Mesopotamia, or Dalran as some of the locals like to call it, lots have happened that I shan't repeat here in too much detail. Of course, you may want to read through
our voluminous tomes of information on ancient Mesopotamian history if you wish to find out more.
The Dalran calendar begins, conspicuously enough, at around the same time writing was invented for widespread administrative use, which, with equal conspicuousness, came about roughly at the same time as the rise of the First Tatalasan Empire, which at ts height stretched from the West of the Euphrates to the East of the Tigris, incorporating, subjugating, and, to an extent, homogenizing a mishmash of conflicting cultures and people from the old kingdoms of the land (it is interesting to note that the kings of said kingdoms were granted the retention of their titles, being subject to the First Tatalasan Empire's King of All Kings).
The First Tatalasan Empire began crumbling after politics got in the way of governance. Two cousins, whose names were lost to history, began a vicious civil war backed by rival factions of nobles within the Empire. Soon enough, old enemies, vassals, barbarians from the West, and rebellious subjects took advantage of the chaos, and eventually what was once the Empire was carved between the rich, mercantile state of Goltes to the South, the charioteer-driven state of Simara to the North, the Anatolian and sea-borne barbarians to the West (which, later after much bloodshed, formed the state which called itself New Tatalasan), and the confederation of the nobles of the old Empire which was called the King's Compact.
The status quo was maintained by diplomacy, skulduggery, and lots of stabbing for a while, though things started looked like they were getting interesting by Tatalasan Years 1506-1525, when a remarkable mad genius called Jaltes took the reins of the then-near-centralized Compact and tried to recreate the old Empire. He was successful, to a point, but soon after his death hegemonic domination proved to be unpopular again. The core of Jaltes' Compact was directly succeeded by the Najuran Empire, centered in the traditional Tatalasan capital of Dolensach and beset by internal dissent which eventually led to the creation of a splinter group of nobles called the Nadjan Coalition, which had the newly-formed Danion League to the West as allies. To the South the Ysoran Empire was born, centered around the old city of Goltes.
Lacking the peace provided by large hegemonic domination, wars soon erupted and the Ysoran Empire found itself consuming most of the Najuran Empire and the Nadjan Coalition, while the latter found itself back-stabbed by the Danion League it has sponsored in the past. Dalran found itself a bipolar world with the "barbaric" Danion League on one end and the Ysoran Empire on the other; several skirmishes and all-out wars were fought between the two, but in the face of extra-Dalranian problems and a clear, unproductive stalemate, what was probably the first ever peace treaty in the world was signed between the two powers in TY 1673. Eventually, the Danion League found itself stagnating though still powerful by TY 1999, surviving an economic downturn and a wave of hostile, iron-clad, omnidirectional immigration at around TY 1792-1851, while the Ysoran Empire was not so lucky and found itself split between what was practically a different state called the Viceroyalty to the North, the city-state of Dolensach in the region of the old capital, and the Goltes-centered trading region with the "core" Ysoran provinces to the South at the same time.
Meanwhile, in the Levant (called Golbrek by the people of Dalran), the Second Kingdom of Greater Wodakan, the successor state of the older, smaller kingdom built by King Jesro centuries before, just rebuilt itself as a Second Kingdom after the monstrous iron-clad wave of immigration previously mentioned, recent civil war between the priestly factions and the mercantile factions, who disagreed on several issues but ultimately fought over trade with the mysterious peoples along what we call the Nile River. The priests won; considering that the people of Europe are just getting their heads wrapped around the ideas of centralized government, widespread knowledge of the mysterious Nile River people was held back for quite a while.
Back in time, Tatalasan records at around the 7th-8th centuries of the Tatalasan calendar suggest the stirring of much activity to the West, in Anatolia (called Dehanes by the locals). Agriculture and the idea of centralized leadership had been steadily spreading westwards, and chiefs of the Eterian and Mumkene peoples began mobilizing their populations into massive wars of conquest (though leaving the much more advanced and much more powerful Dalran states alone), which led to the displacement of Mumkene peoples from Central Dehanes and Crete (Tuheena for the locals) into Western Dehanes and even into Greek lands (called Vainia by the Eterians and the Mumkene) as their rival Eterian peoples flooded in after booms in population, strength, and organization.
EUROPE AND NORTHWEST AFRICA · UNIMPORTANT AND UNINTERESTING FOR NOW
In Cyprus (called Sadion by the Tatalasan successors), the small city-state of Laward which has been feared as a naval power and united the people of Sadion, in the past on both counts, has just begun aggressively expanding into adjacent territory, capitalizing on trade with the new Anatolian states for support. It has become a republic of the ancient kind, with an oligarchy of priests and nobles at its head, as the old inept kings had almost brought it into ruin with wars with the mysterious Nile River people and the Wodokan Kingdoms old and new. However, the island's importance and power was quick coming to an end, as its myth of naval invincibility was coming to an end, while its extensive copper mines had become comparatively obsolete almost overnight during the end of the Bronze Age.
The Italian Peninsula (called Tauria by the local Taurisians), like Vainia and Dehanes, was witness to some recent population displacements. The Taurisians, originally coming from the far-away steppes like the Celts, had settled along the Po to the Tiber River Valleys, enjoying prosperity until around TY 549 (or 250 Before Founding according to the calendar used by most Taurisian priests and chiefs, which is based on the founding of Metauripolis), when Celtic and Centi tribes aggressively flooded the Po River Valley, forcing the Taurisians to migrate South where they formed various chiefdoms and codified their polytheistic fates using a script derived from a Dehanes script which ultimately derived from Tatalasan. Some of the chiefdoms were poised to rise to power and enter the world stage, quickly growing in organization and power, and getting a net benefit rather than otherwise from the migrational and economic troubles at around 980-1050 AF.
The Celts and Centi who have entered the Po River Valley were strong but disorganized and disunited tribes until 1033 AF, when a Taurisian character named Remus, along with his whole clan, was exiled to die among the Celts and Centi of the Po Valley by his Taurisian peers. The Celts who met him were amiable, however, and after a mix-up with a legend and accidental confirmation by a shaman or two, he was proclaimed a King; he then proceeded to uniting most of the river valley. Though an excellent city planner, making the city of Remula an example for generations to come, his choice of government practices made for a politically unstable Confederation by 1200 AF; with so many peoples granted leniency and leadership positions, and with no real enemies since unification, it seemed that the Confederation of the Po was ready to come to an end at the time.
Along the African side of what we know as Gibraltar, there was a most interesting state calling itself Cueta, by virtue of the evidence they left behind in 1200 AF being almost as elusive as the Nile River peoples were to their contemporaries. All that they left at the time were a few bronze and iron tools and weapons, as well as signs of construction. There is strong evidence that Cueta was made up of regional aliens, coming from the earlier regionwide migrations from the chaotic period of migrations at around 980-1050 AF, though their exact origins are hard to pinpoint with the evidence they left in 1200 AF.
SOUTH AND CENTRAL ASIA · FULL OF SHEEP AND GOATS THEN AND IN PERPETUITY
The Sarpa and Saka peoples have been herding and farming from the Southernmost portion of the Iranian plateau to the North of the Aral Sea (called Lake Nar by the local Sarpa) since time immemorial by TY 1999, though the latter activity less so, being restricted to certain choice regions and only imported relatively recently from Dalran at the time. Agriculture has become somewhat intensive along the Oxus River (called the Sar River by the Sarpa), though not to the extent or magnitude found in Dalran, strengthening the the Sarpa state of the Narga Chiefdom held sway.
The Narga-led state had humble beginnings as an act of greed by the Narga Tribe in TY 999, when ruthless Narga tribal leaders used horses, powerful bows and arrows, and unwavering and tricky diplomacy to take effective control of the land along the Sar River. When the tribe grew fat and large with the food and riches it effective stole from its neighbors and the traders from the mysterious lands of the Far East, it began following the example of the Dalran states and instituted institutions to maintain its power.
The Sarpa state would face total destruction several times over along the path to TY 1999, though it would be rebuilt easily every time as there was little to rebuild but weapons of war and a few farmhouses in the first place. The Narga Chiefdom present in TY 1999 is a steppe Empire refined, with Saka and lesser-Sarpa slaves and horses to carry it upright, finding riches with the fine tools that are a merchant's tongue and a barbarian's bow; though looked down upon by the old states of Dalran, the Narga are at least comparable to them in terms of power and wealth.
To the East of the Sarpa and Saka are the very peaceful and very non-sedentary Tibeto-Kushenri peoples. The Kushenri were a people of old, though not nearly as old as the Dalran societies, advocating non-violence and as such were eventually displaced by the warlike Rigundo from the bounties of the Ganges River to cold, harsh lands of the Himalayas (known to them as the Yukulimpa Moutains). There is evidence for early attempts of the Kushenri to establish settlements there, but due to a lack of crops that could support them in one place for a long time, as well as the convenience of the pastoralist lifestyle, the Kushenri eventually abandoned the great fort-towns they made to join the Tibetans, with whom they mixed in so much that by TY 1999 they were nearly indistinguishable.
The Rigundo, meanwhile, developed dynamically during all those times, chopping of limbs and stabbing things until they eventually arrived at the geopolitical situation of TY 1999, with the Gangetic kingdom of Atu as the meanest guys around, the Nuenton, Wanbu, and Hujga Kingdoms waiting for an opportunity to strike it down, while the city-state of Vis and the smaller Rigundo chiefdoms wallowed and struggled in their inadequacies in the field of making things bleed.
NORTH AND MIDDLE AMERICA · FAR AWAY AND SEVERELY DISADVANTAGED
When the states of Dalran were aged and its empires collapsing, the states of Mesoamerica were but tiny fledglings, and continue to be so until TY 1999 in Dalran. Despite that, however, in their little isolated worlds, the Mesoamerican civilizations deserve notice.
The Midland civilization-state was first to develop, using advanced stone tools and crops to create people, who in turn created cities and culture, which in turn defined the Midlander civilization and the centralized state that coincided with it. Midland influenced other Mesomaerican states in the process of its own stepping out of savagery, and within a century or so of its existence, other pretenders to the throne of Mesoamerican civilization have popped up.
One of these states, Lokitlan, was centered around the city of Texcocacola, which in turn was centered in and around Lake Texcoco, and showed much promise for its people were shown to be quite adept in the field of bashing things with sharp rocks and heavy sticks.
... And there are North Americans without food production, so they're not interesting at all at the moment, but
our voluminous tomes could reveal more if you wish.
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MAP · TO MAKE SENSE OF SOME OF THIS DRIVEL
Read the stuffs and/or PM if you want to find out who's who; fankly, that ain't so important right now.
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NOTES · OUT OF CHARACTER JUNK
It is still dark outside when I posted this, so I consider myself on time! But seriously, I wrote more than I figured I'd write, but probably only because most of the update material for this turn came from you guys. When its my turn to figure out what will happen, I swear I'll be lazy and cut down on the detail and increase the update delivery promptness.
I admit 2000+ words was far more than I was aiming for, but I feel that if I cut down on the torrent of words and pretending to add lots of detail (while in reality it's all you guys with a few twists on my part) I might make you guys feel alone in providing all the detail and hence create a positive feedback loop which will no doubt kill this NES. Anyway, I kinda rushed most of the whole thing and I'm very sleepy goodnight guys instructions for turn 2 will come later but keep those stories coming.
Edited in the bit about North Americans.