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OOC: Saint Churchill? Holy narcissism, Batman... >_<
Condor didn't order the invasion. His ministers carried out the invasion as was dictated by Ayutthaya's obligations to the tributary state of Lan Xang. If Condor had told me not to honour this agreement, then war would have been averted. Since he didn't, I took it that his policy was to honour all agreements. Comprenez-vous?
EDIT: Oh, and Kentharu and sp are both confirmed.
We see no reason why you wish to throw us out of Sarmatia.Quite frankly, this is not a negotiation. You leave and return the cities to local (not Malaccan) rule, or we drive you out.
We see no reason why you wish to throw us out of Sarmatia.
Wait mistake post?
No, not a mistake. I decided to reconsider, and with reconsideration the statement stands. Sumatra is independent territory, and trade and peace are best facilitated by its continued independence. Moreover, I am well aware that the Muslim peoples will not appreciate your rule and will continue to resist Ayutthayan expansion. It is not in your interests to rule the region.
Didn't ignore your orders, you just haven't yet done anything significant enough to be mentioned (same with Chagatai, another PC that wasn't mentioned). Your stats will reflect your orders.OOC: Very good update Israelite, but I am sad that you ignored my orders, even when the whole thing was a mistake. I did at least expect to read about the Brunei this turn.![]()
It is not a vassal, but it is a tributary state. If you would please take the time to read the information on tributary relationships, you will see that unlike vassals tributary states' policies are not dictated by the stronger country; rather, they pay tribute and do their best not to get in the way of the stronger country's foreign policy. This may be subtle, but it is a very important difference.OOC: Why did you automatically protect a no-longer tributary state?
I did not see anywhere in this thread were you were told to attack Lan Xang, nor did the Ming tell me that they wanted you to invade Lan Xang, nor did you tell me that the Ming told you to invade Lan Xang, not was Ayutthaya told that the Ming wanted you to invade Lan Xang. They did tell you not to invade Panduranga, but I do not believe that they ever told you to invade Lan Xang. Remember, be clear in all diplomacy, tell me of all diplomacy, and do not make any assumptions.Also, Ming told me to go for Lan Xang, Ayut is tributary state of ming, so Ayut is going against Ming interests... me taking Lan Xang (gota find that diplo!)
St. Augustine controls access to the Caribbean and was a hotly contested spot in OTl during this period; there is valuable agricultural land new New Orleans, particularly for the growth of sugar cane, which at this time was, as you know, incredibly valuable; Virginia/North Carolina (the Netherlander colony) was the first attempt (second successful), IIRC, of the English to colonise the New World and was so because of its agricultural land (particularly tobacco); the Chesapeake through New England is, indeed, less valuable, but still quite desirable due to the fur trade around New York, tobacco and fish around the Chesapeeke, and fish around Cape Cod (just look at the name!). You're right that Canadian Maritimes and Caribbean are still the most desirable, but it is most certainly not ridiculous for the colonies that are present to be in their locations.OoC: Damn moronic colonising powers, I mean really your just dumping down forts all out of whats valuble nowadays, rather than what was valuble and feasible then. The Missisippi delta was useless swamp until the explorers out of New France mapped the up reaches of the basin and found tribes and items to trade with and for, and then headed downstream.
Absolutely brilliant Alex! Paired with Comunisto's story these are definately my favourite so far of the NES.Spoiler :The Defender
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September, 1505
It was one of the most beautiful mornings he had ever seen since he had been assigned to Frances premier outpost in Columbia, the beautiful Ste. Marie. Dressing in his bedchamber, he noticed that the gulls had decided to bless his humble settlement with their presence. Excellent, we will have gulls to roast tonight de Rochefort thought to himself.
He promptly summoned his servants and had them prepare for himself and his household a lovely breakfast. At least, it would be the finest breakfast possible on this side of the Atlantic Ocean considering the climate and weather. They would try the exotic foods brought to them for trade by the local and lovely indigenous peoples. After all, the weather had finally calmed down after months of torrential storms.
Beginning breakfast, he stated not without a sigh of content, Nothing could possibly ruin this day. He regretted it the instant he said it. God is prone to whimsy, damn what the Bishops said. Yet he had no cause for regret and the comment went sailing out of his mind. Ah, what beautiful sails were in the horizon; sleek and white sails.
White sails?!?!
He ignored the stares of his servants and household, he could tell them what the sails meant later. They could only mean one thing. He was being transferred! Finally, thank God for powerful families he muttered to nobody in particular.
You! Inform the garrison commander of the necessity of sending a detachment of our finest soldiers to form a honor guard for the new Governor of Ste. Marie! He shouted as loud as he could, did not even bother to hide his glee in the face of his servant. He was leaving.
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It was always a terrible thing to be wrong; he knew that the Governor de Rochefort would not be happy. A young noble of Bearn, Treville had exhausted what meager connections he had possessed to be assigned this military command. The Military Commander of French Columbia had a grandiose title, but it was not much in practice. He already regretted the words he had told his soldiers earlier:
The new French governor of Ste. Marie will be here shortly. Wine to every soldier who participates in an honor guard for our Excellency The Governor! he had stated with excitement.
That excitement had turned to horror when he realized half the garrison had turned up, abandoning their duties elsewhere, to participate in this splendid honor guard. If it had been a new Governor, perhaps it would have been a good thing. But no, they were Italians. Italian vessels armed to the teeth with terrible looking men onboard. Ripped shirts, one-eyes, swords and daggers in their mouths, the Italians were infamous for being the scoundrels of Europe.
His father had always told him stories of the atrocities committed by the Italians in the German Wars of Religion. Entire villages scorched to the ground for simply annoying the Italians. They were a fussy and most effeminate people in manner, and the most gruesome in action. The sailors onboard the Italian ships now seemed to be leering at his soldiers.
Sir, your father served with honor in the German Wars of Religion. Do the Italians possess the sin of sodomy alongside greed and gluttony? asked a young soldier standing next to him. That did not go well. The ships were ever approaching more closely and he could sense his men physically and mentally stiffening up. Fussy, gruesome, effeminate and now sodomists; oh those Italians!
As their ships pulled up, he decided to reassure his men. Soldiers! We are all sons of Bearn. Garner your courage men, we are Frenchmen! He regretted those words the moment they left. How could he betray the beloved Navarre of his sires? But perhaps it was for the better now. A ramp fell on the dock and a rather coarse fellow descended, with perhaps a gang from hell. He had seen many terrible looking lowlife, but these Italians were beyond horror.
Yet he was the commander and he must take charge. Taking a number of his soldiers, he led them to meet and confer with the representatives of the Italians. He had learned some Italian, at least, the Italian that existed for Spanish sailors as they waged the art of seduction in faraway ports.
Signors, he began slowly, unsure of his speech, I must say I am deeply distressed when I inform you that your ships are not allowed to dock.
He would have continued, but he stopped after the lead Italian threw his subordinate a half mocking look. The utter lack of respect! Yet he hid his dislike for the Italian behind a wide smile, it was the proper thing to do.
Well Signor, I am Guisseppe Pazzini, chief navigator aboard the Figlio di Maria of the Most Serene Italian Republic. On behalf of my Captain, Niccolo Patrucci, I humbly request permission to dock our ships in St. Maries for much needed supplies said the Italian, with a flourish that he had not even seen in Paris. His words were in complete opposition with his mocking and satirizing tone.
He scoffed at them.
As I have said before Signors, you do not have permission to dock in Ste. Maries. However, if you would be so kind as to have your ships anchor outside of the harbor, we would not be against allowing your quartermasters onshore to make the necessary purchases. It was distressing after all, to have foreign warships in your harbor, completely within cannon range of the entire settlement. It was an uneasy moment.
But surely France will permit us in making some repairs for our ships? They are in urgent need, we have weathered many storms.
Again, Italians and their merchant tricks! He had switched his position from simply needing supplies, to needing to stay in Ste. Marie for repairs! He was a Basque yes, but he was not an idiot. The Italians, in their shifty demands, were surely out to seize Ste. Marie for their own!
Signor, I repeat this again. Your ships are not allowed to dock within the vicinity of Ste. Marie. Do not take us to be fools. That being said, the subordinate of the Italian went for the pommel of his sword but was stopped with an amused look by the other Italian.
I will politely ask our captain to discuss with you on the matter said the Italian with a wicked smile.
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Captain Niccolo, as I have said before, the Treaty of Naoned does not necessarily exclude the Most Serene Republic of Italy docking rights to Columbia. The Treaty is not as consequential as the lack of any treaty between the Kingdom of France and the Most Serene Republic of Italy involving opening French ports in Columbia to Italian ships. My uncle is a clerk for the Comte de Rethel, the Foreign Minister of France he said as politely as he could to the Italian Captain, a man who was obviously lost in his cups.
Most likely from carousing through the night with his men, he was an Italian after all. But he was not prepared for the umbrage from the Captain.
What in the name of Christ is Naoned?!?! screamed the Italian Captain with Treville almost raising his arms to defend himself as the Italian Captain flung his arms above Trevilles head.
Captain, the Treaty of Naoned is of little consequence to your docking rights. Your ships are not allowed to dock at Ste. Maries. You can either take my offer of anchoring outside the harbor, or you can doom your men to death. You choose Treville said with a hint of aggravation. The Italian Captain Niccolo was an infuriating man.
"You bastard, we wont get half way back to the Azores without resupplying, now get the hell out of my way!" shouted the Italian Captain. He let his emotions take control of him.
Captain! Our fleet will be returning very shortly. If you choose to persist in your acts of aggression, our fleet will have no choice but to consider the beginning of hostilities against The Most Serene Republic of Italy. He glared at the Italian, the presumptuous attitude of theirs was annoying. They ruled the Western Mediterranean and now they wished to rule the waters of Columbia.
"Take your ships and shove them up your weak ass, Frenchman!" screamed the Italian Captain. As he thought, the man was of peasant stock. No gentleman of honor or dignity would scream like that. At that, the Captains subordinate pulled at his Captain as if to encourage him in his insane endeavors, whispering a few words into the Captains ears. The advice taken, the Italian Niccolo threw his subordinate aside before screaming:
"After we fought alongside them in the Holy War, they cast us into the blue! A pox upon France and all her runts!"
That was it.
That is not the conduct becoming to a gentleman, Captain. Italian actions in the Holy War were a disgrace, a disgusting façade of true virtue and honor. Italian soldiers were the shame of all true Catholic soldiers Treville said blatantly to the Italian. He turned his back to the Italian and walked towards his detachment of men.
Everything after was a blur of powder, blood and screams. He was tackled down by his lieutenant just as the distinct boom of the arquebus went off. All hell broke loose. His men charged in unison, swords drawn to defend (or they thought) the body of their fallen commander. When he was again standing, he saw that his trusted subordinate had been slashed and kicked in to the harbor. He would survive; the man was the finest swimmer he had ever met.
Turning his attention away from the small melee going on, he quickly sent a messenger to the Governor as well as summoning the cannons to prepare to fire upon the Italian ships. When he looked again, he saw a huge mob of Italians fighting against a few of his more heroic French soldiers as they tried hopelessly to stem the incessant tide.
Fall back! Fall back! he shouted in vain at the few French soldiers still engaged in the melee, but it was impossible. With reluctance, he ordered a volley against the Italian mob at point blank range.
BOOM BOOM BOOM
Like drunkards, the Italians front collapsed. Miraculously, the Frenchmen fighting were spared the bullets and continued to slash at their enemies mindlessly and were preparing to rush onto the decks, the poor fools. He ordered his men to halt on the dock and simply waited for the Italians to leave as his cannons were being prepared.
The Italians fled. In their haste to get away, they fired at their own men when they were desperately trying to scramble onto the decks of their own ships.
May God save the Italians from themselves
St. Augustine controls access to the Caribbean and was a hotly contested spot in OTl during this period; there is valuable agricultural land new New Orleans, particularly for the growth of sugar cane, which at this time was, as you know, incredibly valuable; Virginia/North Carolina (the Netherlander colony) was the first attempt (second successful), IIRC, of the English to colonise the New World and was so because of its agricultural land (particularly tobacco); the Chesapeake through New England is, indeed, less valuable, but still quite desirable due to the fur trade around New York, tobacco and fish around the Chesapeeke, and fish around Cape Cod (just look at the name!).
St. Peter's had been added to the master list of projects. Sorry that I forgot to add it to your stats, it's been fixed. EDIT: You can change the saint for you basilica (would be strange though, given Peter is the patron of the Holy See) if you chose, but please keep it IC.@Israelite
States of the church stats is not updated. Its missing St. Churchill's Basillica.
Yes, it's been fixed on the front page to reflect this.Did you change the technology level upgrade rules?