"Dude, get a Dell!" He's been known to wail,
But what do you know, he may go to jail.
And here I must mention,
Comparisons to Clinton,
Does anyone know if this guy inhaled?
The economy is going down
Like an intern on that Clinton clown
But war will make things Al-Right
So get in your SUV and fight
Liberty prefers blood and oil on that gown.
Ha ha, yeah, "Dude you're getting a dell"
"Wait Steven, what's that unusual smell?"
Now your father's car is impounded
And you're permanently grounded
And your computer priveleges gone as well...
Originally posted by Sultan Bhargash Clinton and Bush are the same,
Extending their ego in our name,
They're supposed to protect us,
But they just misdirect us,
And then use each other to blame.
Sultan, I can say I agree with your vent,
But most of us here know what you meant:
What you're trying to say
If interpret I may, is:
Elect Jed Bartlett for President.
Originally posted by SirJethro "Dude, get a Dell!" He's been known to wail,
But what do you know, he may go to jail.
And here I must mention,
Comparisons to Clinton,
Does anyone me if this guy inhaled?
He bought doob, he's going to jail
Unless, like, dude, he can make bail
But why do I complain
At least its not cocaine
The rumored choice of the Chief that we hail.
He bought doob, he's going to jail
Unless, like, dude, he can make bail
But why do I complain
At least its not cocaine
The rumored choice of the Chief that we hail.
There once was a thing called a "rumor",
Defined as claim less like truth than like humor.
I'd like to retort,
There's no proof of a snort,
Unlike Billy and the tales of his bloomers.
There once was a thing called a "rumor",
Defined as claim less like truth than like humor.
I'd like to retort,
There's no proof of a snort,
Unlike Billy and the tales of his bloomers.
A rumor that has yet been denied
Seems more like a truth that has not yet been lied
As for your Clinton misdirection
It was youthful indiscretion
All you need do is ask is Henry Hyde.
Oh, Jethro, don't even try it...
He did it when Noriega would supply it
Of the rumours we're hintin'
Why didn't he make like Clinton
and deny it? deny it? deny it?
Rouse Ashcroft & Ridge from their bed
A change from code orange is ahead
Our spies on the coast
Report a 300th post
And the flag that's been raised is blood red.
Get 'em Roger, and put on the hurt,
Your foot in their a- holes insert!
Creep up on them like a thief
To the nation's relief-
You're the reason for the orange alert!
It's time to bump the limerick thread
Up to the top where it can be read
I haven't written much
although I gave it a touch
but maybe it really is dead.
There once as an Idol named Frenchie,
Who could sing like a bird but was wenchie,
Now she won't sing the hits,
Since she showed us her ****,
And we'll all get an Idol who's skinny.
Saddam, we say, your weapons we'll rid,
We'll look and we'll look and we'll find where they're hid,
But to our chagrin,
Sad' say's with a grin:
Silly diplomats, Blix is for kids.
OT Limericks will never die,
Not while SirJethro is nigh,
As Iraq threads are swiping,
At new limericks he's typing,
Some are so bad that you'll cry!
The world and it's uncle knows,
Ol' Bush is good at making foes,
From an overpaid mouth he'll spray,
"Y'all darn well do as I say",
I hope it doesn't come to blows!
Days on days, as the month accumulates,
All my hearts desires reality stipulates,
While pondering about existence, with a tired mind,
The phone does not ring, and my reason I try to find,
Until when? And why? No one thinks, but at least I try.
The pc police stopped by,
Saw my flag, frowned, and asked why
Like your neck is it red
Reconstruct it to black instead
Gave them the Byrd & said a Lott in reply
Occasionally in OT there's discontent
Vets, newbs, and mods need to vent
So we yell and we yell
And say go to hell
In the ridiculous posts that we've sent.
But when the hee'ing and hawing is done
We'll all be brought back to the fun,
Of OT butter and bread:
The glorious Limerick Thread,
Now CurtSibling, your turn to post one!
Originally posted by Perfection A lot of these limmericks stink
Would all you people please think
You do it the wrong way
Use aabba
Not something else you stupid ratfink
It's been a while since I have read through
These forums; I've had things to do.
But now when I post,
From the Australian east coast (meh, I was desperate for a rhyme ),
I say "I'm Ren" and people say "Who?"
There once was a chap from Manchester
Who just couldn't let this thread fester.
He sought out acclaim
For the size of his brain
But instead people called him a jester.
There once was an ace called CurtSibling
Who was constantly sniping and quibbling
to such an extent
that his ears became bent
and his nose and eyes couldn't stop dribbling.
(I have no idea what I mean by this, it just came out that way, only a bit of fun ;-) )
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who woke up one day and said 'blimey!' (ahem)
Life is boring as hell,
I'm teetotal as well
So he gave in and just kicked the bucket.
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