Catharsis
The evening was not going well: it had rained, and my date turned out to be allergic to food.
Kan' Sharuminar
Stylesrj
The businessman put his hand to his face in disgust as his client was playing "Choke on the steak" during his business dinner.
Splime
CivGeneral
The man is tired of listening to heavy on the radio going "Ommm nomm nomm". While his friend taunts him by playing with the volume knob.
Captain2
LightFang
The man was driven crazy by the incessant sound of sandwich eating playing on the radio and the sound of his best friend playing baseball and having fun without him.
electric926
Tycoon101
The crossover baseball game to a turn for the worse when the Demo Man gained the ability to stare into your soul.
...He does not approve...
classical_hero
Bigfoot3814
Being a member of a blood cult doesn't mean one can't enjoy some fine American Major League Baseball!
Tasslehoff
Rheinmetall
Red wearing bloodcultist Yankees fan brutally cut the throat of some blue dude in a dark shack next to the baseball field.
rhawn
azzaman333
Whilst watching his team from a dark room, the baseball player killed a smurf for cheating on his wife.
Izipo
Frozen In Ice
The Yankees' star hitter used his baseball bat to show the smurf what happens to those that try to get too close to his wife.
sepamu92
BananaLee
A baseball player caught his wife and a Smurf in his bed. Baseball player isn't pleased.
Chandrasekhar
Icekommander
The baseball player cried as he hit a grand slam with the smurf, sneding it all the way into the bedroom.
Firestorm94
Charles Li
Loveless Hank smashed Father Smurph, sending his bunched-up underwear into the home of Mr. Gaygirl
Mise
CCRunner
The heartbroken man hits his rival on the head with a hammer because the other man stole red underwear from the home of two lesbians which he was wearing outside his pants.
Love
Perfection
Because Mr. Hammerhead's hot pants made him irresistible to tiny women, jealous Mr. Smokepants ripped them off! With a stroke of a gavel, Mr. Hammerhead makes his grievance known.
So let's look back on what we've learned:
original caption said:
The evening was not going well: it had rained, and my date turned out to be allergic to food.
final caption said:
Because Mr. Hammerhead's hot pants made him irresistible to tiny women, jealous Mr. Smokepants ripped them off! With a stroke of a gavel, Mr. Hammerhead makes his grievance known.
Eventually this game is just going to turn into 'post your favourite Team Fortress 2 characters' but it'll be one heck of a ride I'll bet!
As ever, superb work everyone.
And of course,
signups are open for Round 6, starting immediately! That's right now fellas!