A bill is posted across Mazera...
Announcingments!Our glorious King has decreed that a party fit for the gods shall be thrown, and everyone is invited (except the Infernals, because they have no sense of fun.) Come one and all! Taste the famous Balseraph Chaos Wine! See our dancing women (and men, dwarves, elves, and orcs)! Imbibe in our more recreational substances (half price on everything and FREE SAMPLES)! Do the things you always wanted, but couldn't because of pesky laws and morals. Don't let the plague get you down - we'll have bona-fide Medicos on hand to cure your ills! Don't let the travel restrictions stop you - ask the local Nightwatch to smuggle you across borders. Bring your receipt and we'll pick up the tab! Lacking gold? Medicos scrip is gladly accepted at all Balseraph vendors. Come one come all, for this is a once-only opportunity for the party of a generation! And remember - if your government tries to stop you, its because they hate fun! Gold is temporary, but a year you can't remember is something you'll tell your children about.
The splendorous Balseraph empire is heretoforth and hencewidth declaring a temporary suspension of all military activity on behalf of the most monumentous event in Mazeran history.
REVELRY!