Loki was bored.
In Asgard, there was only so much trouble he could cause without the ravens of Odin spotting him. He did not wish to feel the shock of Thors Mjollnir this day, and so Loki peered where he had not done so in a good long time toward the people of Midgard.
It had been a long time indeed. These people did not worship the gods as they had before. Instead, they now worshipped things like money, power, and domination. This make the evil god smile, for he knew now what he may be able to bring about:
RAGNAROK!
It was foretold that he would have a hand in the ending of the world, and with his scheming, he knew that the new world would be his to rule. To the realm of Niflheim went word to his daughter, Hel, that soon she would be receiving the world of Midgard. The Fenris Wolf Brood was prepared to attack, and the giants of Jotunnheim would also join.
What Loki must do, is start the chaos.
Down the rainbow bridge in the guise of a Valkyrie did Loki pass the guardians and enter the realm of men. Not much notice was given, for the Valkyries had been busy with the war between the Vikings and the English with many a fallen hero being brought to Valhalla.
Loki, however, looked upon the world of men and saw only his target: the Viking civilization, which held sway in all world events. They would be the catalyst.
The president of the Vikings was a good man named Kev. It was a simple matter to kill the man and take his place and simple, too, to wreak the havoc needed to start Ragnarok.
1600: Claiming a need for money, Loki/Kev begins selling several city improvements. He also begins disbanding much of the military claiming peaceful times. The citizens are wary, and they become even more so as every Viking city is renamed to reflect the name of Kev.
When the wise men approach Loki/Kev with conscription, the false president tells them to study Fundamentalism, surely a VERY important technology.
Persians discover Railroad and start Darwins. There is HUGE barbarian unrest near KevNarfon. Loki/Kev is pleased.
1610: An English settling group is bribed at the behest of Loki/Kev, and a new city is built two hexes away from Oxford. A palace is rushed here. This sets many cities to revolting against the president and his strange actions.
Loki/Kev responds by contacting the Babylonians, Indians, and Persians and giving away all of the Viking technology. He takes none in return.
Yet ANOTHER very large barbarian uprising near KevNarfon. Loki/Kev begins a palace at KevNarfon as the English seem too dopey to attack.
1620: Cities being upset have sent the Viking civilization into anarchy. Loki/Kev is drunk with glee and he continues to sell off infrastructure. The palace in KevNarfon is finished the barbarians are at the gate.
1630: KevNarfon the new capital is captured by barbarians. Alas, the Viking civilization holds and does NOT SPLIT!!! No new palace built. KevRow is also captured.
1640: The barbarians are spreading, and Loki/Kev is disappointed that the rest of the world is doing nothing. Finally, the Persians discover Darwin and then become industrialized. They start the Eiffel Tower and Womens Suffrage. The Indians start the Eiffel Tower as well.
1650: Since the English just will NOT attack, Loki/Kev makes friends and gives them some technology including: Literacy, Math, Conscription, Philosophy, Republic, Writing, Gunpowder, Astronomy, Monotheism, Physics, Banking, Sanitation, Magnetism, University, Metallurgy, Leadership, Explosives, Democracy, Chemistry, Chivalry, Theology, and Medicine.
All foreign powers are enthusiastic toward the Vikings. That wont last for long. Loki/Kev cancels the alliance with the Persians and sneak-attacks the Babylonians.
1660: An official Despotism is established, and war is declared with the Indians and a sneak attack is performed against the English.
An Indian frigate sinks three Viking ships. NOW were getting somewhere thinks the god of trickery.
1670:
A sneak attack against the Persians sets the entire world against the Vikings. Still the other civilizations are so inept that it makes no difference really. Even the news that MORE barbarians are gathering near KevNarfon does nothing to cheer him up. Even the barbarians are failing to attack.
Ur builds the Eiffel tower. Big deal.
1680:
While still no fighting, the Persians complete Womens Suffrage.
1690:
Loki is once again bored. He begins to realize that this is not the time for Ragnarok. He should return when nuclear weapons are on hand.
1700:
Loki decides to return to Asgard and wait for a more auspicious time to ruin the entire world. Hel agrees and the giants go back to finishing their ships for the day that WILL come.
As a last act, Loki makes peace with the Persians, gives away his money, and then sneak-attacks again.
Notes:
Well, its not hard to figure what I was trying to do here. Ended up a bit different than Tims no doubt! I thought Id give us a bit of a challenge and make the game more interesting.
I didnt cause all of the damage I could have, mainly because I thought that we would have our civilization split when our capital fell. I wonder why it didnt. Out of curiosity, I went back to 1600 and rigged it so the English would actually take the capital, and it didnt split then either. I thought having too much money was the problem, but the same thing happened with having 100 gold only.
Anyway, we have an unhappy bunch of Vikings now. Most of the military has been disbanded, and Ive done the same with most of the caravans about. I missed a few, Im sure, but I also sold off much of the infrastructure.
This should really give the next few players some fun. However, my prediction is that by the time I get the game again well have it in hand once more or have it won.
Ah well, I should have starved some cities
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Enjoy.