Chapter 14: Plans, Anarchy, and Anarchic Plans
With the War Front turning around again in 10 BC, many argued now would be a good time to switch into the superior government form of Imperialism. Others thought it would be a better idea to wait and do something else first. In the end, it was decided that they should wait until the Silks where Rhodes used to be could be reclaimed, to provide luxuries as one of the few possible ways to keep people happy during the Anarchy, and also to keep someone else from getting it. Also, perhaps the Celts would finally be willing to make peace by that time, preventing them from getting someone else to join in the war and screw Macedon over in the middle of the Anarchy.
Little happened anywhere in 8 BC, at least as far as the Macedonians could tell. Well, this one Persian Heavy Cavalry unit, and one of Spearmen, showed up and started heading for some Macedonian city, but other than that nothing, and as they were in the Mountains and not even in Macedonian territory yet, the Macedonians decided to leave them alone for now.
Likewise, the Macedonians did little in 5 BC- they just sent Cavalry to go kill some Persian Spearmen, and the other Heavy Cavalry got to the edge of Bampur and prepared to attack. Other than that, it was a pretty boring year.
The Carthaginian Navy continued fighting the Persian Navy in 3 BC, sinking one ship. Also, some of them transported a unit of Heavy Cavalry, which got off of its ship to the West of Byzantium. While slightly annoyed at the Carthaginians sending troops through Macedon, Alex doesn't care much, and assumes them to be going North to fight either Scythia or Rome. In fact, he's fine with letting them use the roads so they can get to their destination faster and not get in the way of Macedonians doing whatever.
In 1 AD, Alex decided to do exactly that, signing a Right-of-Passage agreement with Carthage. Heck, it might even be useful if the Carthaginians and Macedonians started getting in each other's way when conquering Persia. Well, if they could get that far, that was.
You're probably wondering why it switched from BC to AD and skipped 0. Well, in response, I say that nobody knew what 0 was yet, and "WHO CARES!?"
Anyway, back to the story. The attack on Bampur was ready to begin now, and so one of the units of Heavy Cavalry outside the city attacked. It turns out there weren't very many defending Spearmen, probably because the city was very small and isolated, so there was no point in heavily defending it. So those Heavy Cavalry were enough to wipe them all out and burn the city to the ground.
There was some worry about the Heavy Cavalry in the Mountains to the north- what they were doing, and would they be able to threaten the Macedonian Cavalry, either by attacking them or blocking them and forcing them to attack. Ajax put an end to those worries by leading his army forward and killing said Cavalry.
Persia continued doing nothing in the year 3 AD, at least to the Macedonians. It is now thought that, for one thing, their army was weakening, and for another, they were focusing more on Scythia and Carthage now. They were certainly focusing on Scythia, as they were able to raze Chertomlyk, Scythia's southernmost city, close to Persia. At least, people assume that was Persia, as there isn't anyone else who should logically have military force there.
5 AD saw the Macedonians do little except heal and prepare for a push East. Well, there was this one unit of Spearmen that some Cavalry killed, but other than that, they did nothing.
7 AD continued the pattern of being boring. Nothing happened except units being moved around and... Wait. The Scythians captured the Gothic city of Ubii, in their core? What the heck? How did they even get there? Weren't they being pwned by Teutonic Warriors just a little while ago?
Well, if the Scythians are all over there, that might explain why the Persians were able to start gaining on them.
10 AD was a period of continued healing for the Macedonians. They didn't really do much else, cause they needed to get all their people to the front and combat-ready, and finish building a road that would let them get to Ancyra quicker.
The Persians decided to counter in 12 AD- by sending some Spearmen West towards the workers, and some other west to do... well, something, it wasn't quite clear what exactly they were trying to do.
So, in 15 AD, Hoplites went out to defend the workers from TEH SPEARMEN OF DOOM, and Heavy Cavalry went out to go kill the other Spearmen. These Spearmen seemed to truly be OF DOOM, as they were strong enough to force the Cavalry to retreat. But, no, they next attacking Heavy Cavalry finished them. Some SPEARMEN OF DOOM you are.
The other Spearmen of doom retreated in 17 AD.
Also in 17 AD, Carthage asked for a trade of Territory Maps with Macedon, to which Alex said "Sure, why not?" They also resumed their advance in Persia, retaking the city of Beirut that they'd gained and lost again a while ago.
But Persia proved to be more successful farther North. Their Cavalry pushed forward and plowed through Scythia and an alarming rate. They not only managed to take Maykop, on the new Southern Scythian border, but they continued moving forward along the road there to the Scythian capital, Ulsky, and took it, too. Either Persia still has a sizable Cavalry force over there, or Scythia just isn't putting much into defense. Just to the East of Maykop, the city of Melgunov has also been razed, although Alex isn't sure whether that just happened or happened in 12 AD instead and he just didn't notice it until now. The Scythian Government moved north to Katanda, in the far North of their land.
In better news for Scythia, they signed a peace treaty with the Goths, letting them focus more of their attention on fighting Persia. Well, actually, they're still at war with Rome and Carthage, but neither seems to be sending many troops Scythia's way. The Goths curiously don't seem to care much about the Scythians owning one of their (ex-)core cities.
Speaking of Peace, the Celts were finally willing to end their war with Macedon in the year 20. "Excellent!" said Alex. "Now we won't have to worry about them MA'ing someone against us." And, so, the treaty was signed, quite favorably for Macedon. They even got a worker out of it.
At the same time, the Macedonian Army began advancing East, towards Iconium, Ancyra, and Sidon. "This time," said General Ajax, "They WILL fall, and Persia will not get them back!"
Persia attempted a tiny counterattack in 22, which consisted solely of one unit of Heavy Cavalry. It did manage to take out one of the Heavy Cavalry units moving for Ancyra, but it was still pathetic.
Whatever they were using to fight the Scythians, though, was not pathetic, as they captured the city of Saka, on the Black Sea coast to the West of Ulsky that year. Alex fears their military power if they're able to crush Scythia this quickly.
On the other hand, whatever they're doing in the North, they're sucking the South, as Carthage was able to capture the city of Dakyanus that year. Also, his military advisor assures him that the Persian army has weakened a bit, and is now on about the same level as Macedon's. "Wow, that much?" asked Alex.
25 was expected to show a bit of gains against Persia. Instead, it served mostly to show how ludicrous Hadrian's Wall was. In Ancyra, all 3 remaining Heavy Cavalry units attacked, and all retreated West, badly injured. The one that attacked Sidon didn't even manage to retreat, it just died.
Ajax's Army had more luck against the defenders of Iconium, but, then, they are an army. Having traveled a lot recently, they were only able to kill one unit of Spearmen in the city, but now the Heavy Cavalry not part of his army could attack. And... they retreated again. Come on! Well, at least the second attackers managed to kill another unit of Spearmen in the city, but seriously. Screw you, Hadrian.
In the North, a Settling party reached the rubble that used to be Rhodes, and founded the city of Marathon.
Now there were a lot more people wanting to switch to Imperialism now, but others pointed out they were really close to researching a tech, building a wonder that would increase happiness, and taking a few cities. "Surely we can wait just one more turn... Er, Year. Whatever."
As Bacchanalia was really close to completion, and would do more to keep people happy in the Anarchy, this group won this debate, and the switch to Imperialism would be delayed a little longer. But not much longer.
The Persian counter-attack in 27 was again, pathetic, consisting of Heavy Cavalry impaling themselves upon the spears of Hoplites. They didn't even manage to continue steamrolling Scythia this year.
The Umpteenth Battle of Iconium continued in 30, with the Heavy Cavalry attacking the Spearmen in the city. And 2 units of them dying. Ajax got fed up with this. "Looks like if you want something done right, you got to do it yourself!" He proceeded to do this right, leading his forces to victory over the 2 units of Spearmen defending the city, making it Macedonian for the 3rd time.
With that done, the forces to the North originally going to Sidon were now in neutral territory. Noticing they couldn't take Sidon with their current strength, they decided to run South. Noticing they couldn't get anywhere that was out of reach of Persian Cavalry, they just decided to move into the Desert to the South-South-East, build a road there with the recently captured workers from Iconium, and hope they didn't get killed.
And they didn't, although they did get attacked in 32, again by one lone Heavy Cavalry unit taking their Cavalry down quite a bit, but still dying in the end.
Also, Scythia got the Celts to declare war on Carthage. That won't mean much, aside from the fact that the Celts and Scythians aren't at war anymore. Well, MAYBE the Carthaginians would take Burdigala from the Celts, but it was doubtful they'd beat the Romans to that.
Lastly, Macedonian scientist developed something everyone else had already developed a while ago: The idea that there was only one god instead of hundreds. This discovery thrust them into a new age. They couldn't decide what to call it, though, so they just said "The Unknown Future!" "No, the Distant Future!" "No, the far Distant Future!"
Alex found this to be kind of annoying, and he didn't really see any difference from yesterday anyway. Well, the workers and settlers decided their old outfits sucked at got some new clothes, but other than that, nothing. He also found the scientists didn't seem to be actually working on anything, so he revoked most of their funding. Said money would be pretty useful in the new Imperialistic government.
It was also useful for buying Scythia's World Map in the year 35, done because it was noticed that they valued it very, very highly. In fact, after it was bought, Alex saw why. They'd explored most of the Northeastern part of Eurasia, knowing quite a bit of the land between them and the Goths. This new map also revealed a bit more of their land, and that they had extensively explored the Caspian Sea. It was now known where the Eastern shore of the Caspian Sea was- where all of it was, in fact. Some people thought it was a lot bigger than that.
It didn't look like the Gold was helping them much, though, since it wasn't stopping Persia, who burned the city of Tauri, just to the Northeast of Ulsky, in 37.
The Romans showed up that year, too. "Hey, the alliance is over, we don't feel like extending it, okay?" they said. "Sure," said Alex. "It saves me money, anyway."
And hey, they were still at war with Persia, even if the formal alliance was over.
Lastly, Bacchanalia was finally finished in SPARTAAA!!! It would make people happier. Now it looked as if there was no reason not to switch governments.
But, before the switch began, the Macedonian Army decided to take a crack at Sidon. 2 Heavy Cavalry units charged at the city in 40 AD. Despite the bonus offered by Hadrian's Wall, the Commander of these units, Ulysses, still killed all of the Spearmen defending the city with no casualties. The city fell, and with it, the Macedonians got a worker, one of the ones that they'd lost a long time ago. For his efforts, Ulysses has been promoted to the Rank of General, and shall lead a Heavy Cavalry army, like Ajax.
Now, the forces for Imperialism clamored for the Revolution to begin. "Viva Revolution!" They cried. And so it began. But again, some guys raised an objection. "Screw you all! We don't care if Imperialism would be better, Oligarchy lets us screw you over more easily... um, we mean... uh... COUNTER-REVOLUTION, #@%*&%$!"
And so, Macedonia would be dragged into a long period of revolution, thanks to these douches.
In 42, the Persians continued crushing Scythia while not paying attention to the South, and captured the city of Shibe. They looked like they were gunning for Katanda, as Shibe was just to the South of it.
Even in the middle of Anarchy, with various forces clashing for control, the war against Persia continued. In 45, a Fire Catapult and a large force of Heavy Cavalry were ready to attack Ancyra again. The Catapult bombarded the city, which did absolutely nothing. The Cavalry then got off to a bad start, with the first 2 attacking units retreating and getting killed by the Spearmen defending the city, respectively. But now Cavalry were the strongest defenders in the city, which revealed that there were only 2 units of Spearmen. This encouraged the Macedonians, and the 3rd unit of attacking Heavy Cavalry scored a victory and killed these Cavalry, leaving only the already-wounded Spearmen to defend. They managed to force one more unit of attacking Heavy Cavalry to retreat, but they had been too worn down by this point to do any more, and they were all wiped out by the next two units of Heavy Cavalry to attack. Ancyra had fallen, and some workers were taken.
It's not particularly useful to Macedon right now, what with the Anarchy and all, but at least Persia doesn't have it, and Alex's forces have total control of Byzantium and the East, so they won't have to worry about some silly guys on another side trying to attack them. It's the rest of the country they have a problem with- Athens, Thebes, and Sparta are pretty much the only things in Europe they DO have full control of right now.
This little gem of news was delivered to them in 47:
"Why NOW, when I'm in the middle of Anarchy?" screamed the angry Alex. "Oh well, as long as they don't get Rome to declare war on me, I don't care that much, and they don't seem to have the money to do that, judging from what I've recently gotten from their cities."
In other bad news, the Scythian city of Massagetai on the eastern Black Sea coast was burned by Persia. Alex isn't surprised, it was totally cut off from the rest of Scythia, and has been since they took Maykop, Ulsky, and Saka.
As the Persian presence in Asia Minor continued to be weak, the only thing the Macedonian Army did in 50 was Ulysses sending his new shiny Cavalry army to kill Persian Spearmen. In fact, nothing after that happened for the next few years, although the Anarchy battles continued. Alex is winning, pushing the forces that aren't him into smaller and smaller areas as they also fight each other. Around this time, he managed to push North and West from the areas he controlled, bringing Thessalonica and Maronea among them and uniting all of his forces, but even with his successes, this Anarchy has still got plenty of time left before it ends.
In 57, a unit of Persian Heavy Cavalry dueled with an equally strong Macedonian Cavalry unit. As the Persians were attacking, they had they advantage, which is probably why they were the winners of this battle.
In more interesting war news, the Romans finally captured the Celtic capital, Alesia. Brennus took his government officials and they high-tailed it to Bibracte, a smaller city a bit to the North.
By the year 60, a bunch of Macedonian Cavalry were within striking distance of Zela, and attacked. Here Hadrian's Wall didn't seem to be hindering them much at all, as they suffered a grand total of zero casualties here. The Persians, meanwhile, lost 3 units of Spearmen, one of Heavy Cavalry, some workers, and the city.
Further South, Ulysses' Army killed some Spearmen East of Iconium, and the Cavalry in this area started to move towards Sinope.
The Romans and Persians continued pounding the Celts and Scythians, respectively, in 62. The Romans captured Burdigala, the Celtic city in Southwestern Gaul that had been isolated there for a while, and Persia captured the new Scythian capital, Katanda. The Scythian Government moved to Karakol, despite the fact that that's probably close to the Persian Army. Well, most of their cities are really close to the Persian Army right now.
In 65, the Macedonian Army didn't have much to do, except kill some Persian Archers and recapture the last worker they'd lost a while ago. And move towards Sinope. The Anarchy troubles eased up a bit, though, as Alex captured Mycenae and Marathon, evicting the main opposition from their main base of operations, and meaning that the few remaining opposing armies no longer had any real power on the continent, just on the islands now. The dozens of islands. Well, this could take a little bit longer...
The Persian counter-attack in 67 consisted of killing a unit of Heavy Cavalry with their own Heavy Cavalry, like always.
In 70, the Macedonian Army got close to Sinope, and the Imperialism forces under Alex made their final pushes to regain control of the country. The Ionian Islands were all under their control by the end of the year, and the Aegean Islands would soon follow.
Maybe the Macedonians going after Sinope wasn't such a good thing after all, though, as there was only one unit of Heavy Cavalry defending Zela, and 2 of Persian Heavy Cavalry just showed up in the forest outside. Unless enough Heavy Cavalry in Sinope could win that the city was captured and a few were left over to head South and reinforce Zela, it was screwed.
Also, the Goths decided to renew the peace deal with Macedonia, and this time didn't ask for a money payment. Yay.
Also, a Roman Galley sunk a Carthaginian one off the coast of Italy. Alex had almost forgotten they were at war.
Finally, in 72, the fighting ended, with one last naval and land battle off the coast of the Island of Lesbos. The government was restored, as an Imperialism. With lower corruption and the ability to buy stuff with cash instead of whipping people, it looked obviously superior, and granted an immediate GPT boost.
With some adjustment to undo adjustments that had been made during Anarchy, Macedonia was back on its feet.
And now, in 75, the Battle of Sinope began. If it was successful enough, the Army could save Zela. It was successful beyond what they had hoped. Although there was one unit of Cavalry forced to retreat, the other 4 that attacked, led by the Commander, now Great General Pyrrhus II, descendant of the first Pyrrhus a while ago, were all able to kill the 3 units of Spearmen and 1 of Cavalry defending the city, now owned by Macedon.
Now there was one remaining unit of Cavalry able to head back to Zela and kill the intruding Cavalry. It and the unit in Zela attacked the Cavalry outside the city, and killed them all- wait, no, one of the Macedonian Cavalry units died, but brought the offending Cavalry down to 1 HP. Now Zela's in no real danger anymore, amirite? Well, just to be safe, send that Hoplite in Ancyra west, even if the 1 HP Cavalry does take it, it won't be able to heal and the Hoplite can take it back easily.
Farther South, Ajax and Ulysses' armies prepared to attack Antioch. "Ulysses, you go first. This will be an easy battle, you need a few of those for experience," said Ajax. And so, Ulysses did go. It wasn't as easy as Ajax had hoped, though, and they brought down a defending spearmen unit, but took the army down to half strength. Ajax sighed and worked his usual awesomeness, killing the remaining 2 spearmen units defending the city easily, taking Antioch and the workers within it. Persia no longer has a Mediterranean coastline, eliminating their naval power, except for a few ships still in the Black and Med Seas. And they have a couple of cities on the Caspian Sea and the Persian Gulf, but it's not like that's useful to them.
"Alright, Ulysses, go kill those annoying Spearmen to the West. You can do THAT, can't you?"
Ulysses could do that, but just barely- his army was almost dead now, and would have to go Northwest to heal.
From the hill that was Antioch, the Macedonians could now see the Carthaginians fight. In 77, their Heavy Cavalry killed a unit of Immortals in what was now Macedonian territory. Thank you, Carthage!
Hey, remember what I said about Zela being safe? WRONG. Those almost-dead Heavy Cavalry were able to kill the stronger Cavalry defending Zela. Cavalry are just that bad at defense. Oh, and they promoted. And some more Heavy Cavalry showed up. And they cash-rushed a unit of Spearmen to defend the city, so it's not becoming Macedonian again until Pyrrhus II and Ulysses can get there.
God damn it.
Finally, Two Persian Galleys brought a unit of Heavy Cavalry to Cyprus. This would be the last time they could do that, as they no longer had a coastline with which to bring them there. The Galleys would probably be sunk by Carthage soon, anyway.
80 AD didn't see much happen, the Hoplites in Thermopylae just repelled the final invasion force of Cyprus, and Ajax's Army killed some annoying Spearmen. But they were getting ready. They WOULD retake Zela, and they would take much, much more.