The Comic Shop Guy from The Simpsons

Is he or is he not the funniest sarcastic fat bastard you've ever heard of?

(I'd like this topic to be devoted to the exclusive praising or burning in effigy of the Comic Shop Guy(CSG in this thread).)

Lisa "Do I detect a hint of sarcasm?"

Froyn Laven(The nerdy geek scientist/inventor) "A hint! This baby's off the scale!"

CSG "Oooh, a sarcasm detector, now there's a useful invention."

SFX BANG! (Sarcam detector implodes.)

Comic shop guy: Yes I won this quote ultimatie belt unquote at a star trek convention, however I question there prizes for the average treke has no need for a mediem sized belt and I wish to retern it.
just some Store clerk:Oh a fat sarcastic star trek fan, you must be popular with the ladies. I can't take that back.
BartI'll buy it from you for one dollar!
Comic shop Guy:sigh.....Very well I must retern to the comic book store were I dispence the Insults rather than absorb them.

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Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.

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Very well Santos L. Halper, if that is your real name, Bart Simpson. Your phony credit card is no good here.

Originally posted by FearlessLeader2:

Froyn Laven(The nerdy geek scientist/inventor) "A hint! This baby's off the scale!"

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Isn't it Proffesor Frink? "Proffesor Frink, Proffesor Frink, He'll make you laugh, he'll make you think..."

And yeah, CGB is pretty damn funny. Did you see that episode where he was in love with Agnus Skinner?

Wiggums: Aaah! God! If you put some clothes on, we won't use tear gas!

Excuse me for digressing for a moment, FL2, but has anyone noticed that the words "credit card" in JellyDonut's post above are hyperlinked to a credit card ad?

What's up with that?

EDIT: See! Now in my reply too!
EDIT 2: Sorry, carry on with the thread. I've moved my comment to Site Feedback.

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My favorite quote is from the episode where the French nuke Springfield for some insult. The fat comic store guy comes out of his shop, turns and sees the nuke coming, and says:

"Oh, I've wasted my life."

I often say this at work when disaster strikes, mimicing his voice.

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