Ulm: This time, it's going to finish.

Hello hello! Welcome to the DUAL PROJECT by ME and MKKBM!
The Idea is that mkkbm plays the turns, pms me everything, I write it down.
Because of this, it may actually finish!
It's not the Europe map.
Actually, it's this:

It's also a 3cc with the cities of Ulm, Venice, and Neu Ulm (Bavarian Ulm, if you will)
and it's in the most awesome style out there: CHATBOX STYLE!
I'll start with the chapter!
Chapter 1: Too early for some randomness?
ULM (Ulm) has entered the game.

ULM (Ulm): Hey, where is everybody? I WANT TO HAVE SOME ENEMIES! But please not Louis "Dork" XIV........
Civ'ed (CHATROOM ADMIN) has entered the game.
Civ'ed: Calm down. You're the star but mkkbm (CHATROOM ADMIN) hasn't gotten around to building you yet.
ULM (Ulm): I'M PLAYING MYSELF!
Civ'ed: I see. And the part where it says Matthias....
ULM (Ulm): eeeeerrrrr.... Hey look, my first city! and my men are exploring!
And here comes my meditation session!
Wheee I finished and am now a buddhist! YAAAAAAY!
Civ'ed: Ok....
mkkbm (CHATROOM ADMIN) has entered the game.
mkkbm: So, how's it going so far?
Civ'ed: he's got a religion.
mkkbm: oh.

ULM (Ulm): I has a Venice!
Civ'ed [teamspeak to mkkbm]: You sure about this one?
mkkbm [teamspeak to Civ'ed]: yup. I think. Almost certainly.

Preussen hoch (Germany) has entered the game.*
Divine_Celt (Celts) has entered the game.**
ULM (Ulm): Hi guys!
Preussen hoch (Germany): Hallo, you is of vant Bratwurscht und Bier?
ULM (Ulm): What type?
Preussen hoch (Germany): Bavarian?
ULM (Ulm): count me in.
Divine_Celt (Celts): HAHAHAH I SHALL START WORK ON STONEHENGE!!!
ULM (Ulm): the way you sound it should be Stonedhenge.
Preussen hoch (Germany) kekekekekekekekekekekekeulmissostupidkekekekeke lol.

ULM (Ulm): What what? Kitties attacked my scout!
Divine_Celt: Meet the Kitty

ULM (Ulm): I can sail and haz sandvich... I mean has a way to get to Ulm from Venice!

and I'm also building stonehenge!
Divine_Celt: NOOOOOOO!
Civ'ed: Now DC, don't make me warn you.
Le Cheeseeatingsurrendermonkey (France) has entered the game. For easiness in looking around, it'll be Frenchman.
Le Frenchman (France): Hey guys, 'su- OMG. NO. NOT BLOODY (FRENCH EXPLETIVE) ULM.

ULM (Ulm): THAT'S MISTER ULM TO YOU MEIN HERR!
and I have a stonehenge.

and I'm getting a wall and lighthouse ready too.
Le Frenchman (France): crap. Buddhist crap.
ULM (Ulm): time for some... bronze. AND I'M better than all of you LOLOLOL.

ULM (Ulm) has left the game.
Preussen hoch (Germany) has left the game.
Divine_Celt (Celts) has left the game in a bad mood.
Le Cheeseeatingsurrendermonkey (France) has left the game.
Civ'ed: Oh crap.
mkkbm: indeed.
Civ'ed (CHATROOM ADMIN) has left the game.
mkkbm (CHATROOM ADMIN) has left the game.

END OF CHAPTER.
THAT IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.

* Bismarck was PM of Prussia okay?
** referring to Olaf's DI.
EDIT: there were some pics absent. I added them. also, I don't know where the last pic belongs.

I can't see the pics. Fear ULM!

You forgot the

hey I am allowed by law to make mistakes
EDIT: Fixed.

ULM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wonder if france will turn it a dragon?

so you're going for a ton of vassals and have the same goals as last game?

inohotep said:

so you're going for a ton of vassals and have the same goals as last game?

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partially. I am still going to try to Vassalize everyone, but my main goal will be wondermongering + war

What if the Civ'ed's tendency not to finish stories catches onto Mbkkbm?

Nofinishstoryosis IS a very contagious disease...

Yes, most of the storytellers here have it, don't you agree, Yoshi?

Awesome

Welcome back Civ'ed!

Duke of Britain said:

Yes, most of the storytellers here have it, don't you agree, Yoshi?

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I'd estimate the survival rate for stories at 10%.

good news everyone!
mkkbm sent me more notes, chapter 2 is HERE!
Chapter 2: Sans Comique (well, not really)
ULM (Ulm) has joined the game.,
Preussen hoch (Germany) has joined the game.
Divine_Celt (Celts) has joined the game.
Le Cheeseeatingsurrendermonkey/Le Frenchman (France) has joined the game.
ULM (Ulm): hooray, more time to become glori- oh. Dork's here.
Le Frenchman (France): MONSEIGNEUR! I SHALL TURN INTO ZE DRAGON OF FRENCH FRENCHYNESS!
Preussen hoch (Germany): You mean a cheese eating dragon that hangs around trees and surrenders a lot?
Le Frenchman (France): Just a momente, I will be back on ze net quite soon...
Le Frenchman (France) has left the game

Spoiler At Le Frenchman's house :

Le Frenchman: MOOOOMMMY! ULM CALLED ME A DORK *starts to cry* and Germany called me a cheese eating surrender
Le Frenchman's mom: Now, it's not zat bad Louis, you know what I always say about ze internet?
Le Frenchman:
Le Frenchman's mom: Now, Have some cheese, wave this white flag and go outside to the monkey bars!
Le Frenchman: NO ONE LIKES MEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee!

Le Frenchman (France) has entered the game.
ULM (Ulm): WHEEE I HAVE BRONZE!!!!

Spoiler :

And I am now a monarch and you are all my vassals!
Preussen hoch (Germany): But we're not your vassals!
ULM (Ulm): I was talking to my feeding stations for ul- er, people.
Divine_Celt (Celts): I like a joke as much as anyone, but say, hasn't someone stolen your great wall?
ULM (Ulm): HOW CAN YOU STEAL SOMETHING THAT REACHES FROM THE DANUBE TO VENICE?
Preussen hoch (Germany): lol, someone built it before you.
ULM (Ulm): ah well, i hav my great lighthouse.
Le Frenchman (France): SO WHY DO YOU 'AVE ZE LITTLE LIGHTHOUSE
ULM (Ulm): Sentimental keepsake.

Spoiler :

and I built a huge... thing... er... Maha... Bahamo... er, THIS! *shows picture*

Spoiler :

To Buddha!
Le Frenchman (France): Le Pa'!
ULM (Ulm): Oh, and I'm richer than all of you.
Le Frenchman (France): Le more Pa' and anger!
Freddy_Rick (Germany) has entered the game.
Freddy_Rick (Germany): OOH LET ME SEE! YAY I'M SECOND!
Preussen hoch (Germany): wait COUNTRY THIEF!
Civ'ed (CHATROOM ADMIN) has entered the game.
Civ'ed [teamspeak to Preussen hoch]: Dude, it's the same country, different leader, you're still Germany but so is he.

Spoiler :

ULM (Ulm): and I have a settler and longbows, what could possibly- oh, Buddha damn it.
Le Frenchman (France): MWA'A'A'AAAAAAAA

Spoiler :

you really don't want to see this...

Spoiler :

I warned you...

Spoiler :

ULM (Ulm): and this....
Le Frenchman (France): Zis string of le bad events is 'ilarious to see on ULM!

Spoiler :

ULM (Ulm): In return, I shall now found my Bavarian side.
Le Frenchman (France): Wait what?
ULM (Ulm):

Spoiler :

But eventually, the cheese eater has a more... powerful army. I'm at loss.
Le Frenchman (France): Le Trollface.

Spoiler :

ULM (Ulm) has left the game.,
Preussen hoch (Germany) has left the game.
Divine_Celt (Celts) has left the game.
Le Cheeseeatingsurrendermonkey/Le Frenchman (France) has left the game.
Freddy_Rick (Germany) has left the game.
Civ'ed (CHATROOM ADMIN) has left the game.

Great update! Lol'ed at the At Le Frenchman's House bit

yeah, I still have to change some things.

THE P WORD (i couldn't resist )

I couldn't control myself. And no, I will not catch the non-finishness.

I am sad to announce the last chapter.
Chapter 3: Glory for Ulm, twas not meant to be (well, in civ at least)
ULM (Ulm) has joined the game.
Preussen hoch (Germany) has joined the game.
Divine_Celt (Celts) has joined the game.
Le Cheeseeatingsurrendermonkey/Le Frenchman (France) has joined the game.
Freddy_Rick (Germany) has joined the game.
Civ'ed (CHATROOM ADMIN) has joined the game.
mkkbm (CHATROOM ADMIN) has joined the game.
ULM (Ulm): yaaaay, continuing!
Hey, Dork, give me your money and I'll teach you how to ride your horse!
Le Frenchman (France): Ah, what the hell.
ULM (Ulm): at leas I have the wine.
Le Frenchman (France) [teamspeak to Divine_Celt, Preussen hoch]: Don't drink it!

Preussen hoch (Germany): Hey Freddy, how about your inferior Germany washes my superior Germany's feet?
Freddy_Rick (Germany): Sure.
ULM (Ulm): Half a million Ulmers populate the world today...¨

and they have a new delicacy!
Divine_Celt (Celts): the p-word?
ULM (Ulm): No silly, turtles!

and more government changes...

Le Frenchman (France): and guess what?
ULM (Ulm): Wait what?
Le Frenchman (France):


ULM (Ulm): Oh crap.
Le Frenchman (France): Say goodbye to bavaria...
Everyone else: We join in!
ULM (Ulm): HELP! SVIP! Svip svip svip!!! Where are you!

Le Frenchman (France): and Ulm...

ULM (Ulm) has changed his name to Vince (Venice)
Vince (Venice): NOOOOOOOOO!
Le Frenchman (France): GWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Vince (Venice) has been eliminated and left the game.
Civ'ed: Sad isn't it...
mkkbm: ok everyone get the hell out before we kick you.

Preussen hoch (Germany) has left the game.
Divine_Celt (Celts) has left the game.
Le Cheeseeatingsurrendermonkey/Le Frenchman (France) has left the game.
Freddy_Rick (Germany) has left the game.
Civ'ed (CHATROOM ADMIN) has left the game.
mkkbm (CHATROOM ADMIN) has left the game.

Credits:
Playing: mkkbm
Writing: Civ'ed
ULM: Charlemange
Vince: Charlemange
Preussen hoch: Otto von Bismarck
Freddy_Rick: Frederick II der grosse von Preussen
Divince_Celt: Brennus (which one, is the question)
Le Frenchman: Louis XIV, Roi de France
co-support (comments): Hoplitejoe, General Olaf, Duke of Britain, inohotep, Yoshiegg737, Alexius08.
Final history:
(yes, france became a dragon)

Its so sad! Poor Ulm!

Well, umm, atleast you finished a story