azzaman333
meh
The outside.
Which side of the bed do you usually get up on?
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What does this mean? 'From the headboard' could be looking either way!
I'm assuming the far side (that is, the side on the left) is the right side, with the side whose edge can be seen (that is, the side on the right) being the left side.
If that's the case, the left side of my bed's up against a wall, so right.
Or foot.
NickyJ
Retired Narrator
Okay, standing on top of the pillow (upright, not upside down), which side of the bed do you get up on?What does this mean? 'From the headboard' could be looking either way!
Spoiler :
I'm assuming the far side (that is, the side on the left) is the right side, with the side whose edge can be seen (that is, the side on the right) being the left side.
If that's the case, the left side of my bed's up against a wall, so right.
Or foot.
azzaman333
meh
I don't want my feet on my pillow, who knows where they've been.
More likely I'll settle for someone satisfactory.
But I'd still prefer to keep separate beds for sleeping.
Presumably in shoes, which you've taken off in your house with its clean floors.
Mr. Dictator
A Chain-Smoking Fox
Welcome to Santorum's America.
In honour of this thread, I just slid off the end of my bed. I defeated your poll.
Eukaryote
Deity
The left side. The right side is a wall.
Disgustipated
Deity
I voted left side, but the OP doesn't specify which is the left and right side of a bed. It differs if you are facing the bed (from the foot of the bed), or when you are laying in it. I assumed it was when you are laying in it orientation, and voted left side.
No particular reason, it's just closer to my computer and to the door.
No particular reason, it's just closer to my computer and to the door.
hobbsyoyo
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Goddamn dude seriously stop that. We'll have to read this stuff for real soon enough!
My wife refuses to sleep on the side of the bed nearest the door, which in this apartment is on the right side of the bed. That's the side I wake up on, consequently.
This still doesn't make it clear, because I could be facing any direction whilst standing on top of the pillow. Do you mean standing on top of the pillow and facing the foot of the bed, or facing the headboard?
rugbyLEAGUEfan
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I laughed at option four
NickyJ
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Looking at the foot of bed, while standing upright on your pillow. (All that while having your feet not touch the pillow if you're azza.)
_random_
Jewel Runner
Not when there's only a foot and a half of room between the bed and the ceiling. You have no idea how many times I've bonked my head getting up
Isn't the Jewfro adequate cushion?
caketastydelish
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The reason there hasn't been any scientific data on this (conducted by a real scientist) is because they're all too embarrassed to do so.
rugbyLEAGUEfan
Deity
The dry side
Kennigit
proud 2 boxer
I scoff at ambiguity so I drew a picture. I think I'm actually quite random; the main factor is how I untangle myself from sheets and/or if I sleep nude and go to dresser for clothes
a good 1/10 of the time I trip/step on junk
a good 1/10 of the time I trip/step on junk
Perfection
The Great Head.
I sleep on a circular bed in the middle of my bedroom, there are no sides.
I scoff at ambiguity so I drew a picture. I think I'm actually quite random; the main factor is how I untangle myself from sheets and/or if I sleep nude and go to dresser for clothes
a good 1/10 of the time I trip/step on junk
This post made my night.
