Scuffer
Scuffer says...
Why the long face Ram?
Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
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Jawz II
Oh Dear
oh dear god im so tired of this story.
it pops up every now and then, again and again and again.
it pops up every now and then, again and again and again.
Rambuchan
The Funky President
Actually it's nothing personal, it's not the negativity towards bestiality and it's not the punning.mrtn said:
It's his off topic bleetings that get my coat in a tussle.
If you don't quit horsing around I shall be forced to report you, Scuffer. And I'm not kidding!
Rambuchan
The Funky President
I'll grant you that. But that's what you got this time round. Just accept it, for better or for worse.
Scuffer
Scuffer says...
Sorry, I'm having an absolute 'mare at work todayRambuchan said:
Xanikk999
History junkie
mrtn said:
Well, he sounds like a randy old goat.
What does randy mean? I dont hear that term in the U.S.
GinandTonic
Saphire w/ Schweps + Lime
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When people find he's married to a goat hell be billy no-mates.
Imagine their kids 
SuperBeaverInc.
Groucho
Truronian said:Imagine their kids
I'd rather not...
TrailblazingScot
I was kittenOFchaos
Steph said:
Should be in the jokes and humour thread, which could do with a purging with fire as it really contains alot of rubbish.
bathsheba666
Fast 'n Bulbous
What's the problem?
No-one has alleged the goat was under the age of consent?
Personally, I prefer de-furred gratification.
No-one has alleged the goat was under the age of consent?
Personally, I prefer de-furred gratification.
Rambuchan
The Funky President
I'm delighted to hear the news. Some questions:Scuffer said:
1) Did you know it was going to be mare? I mean did you have a scan or something?
2) Has the delivery taken place yet?
3) Couldn't you get leave from work considering all this?
4) Who is the father, or should I say, stallion?
5) Is there such a thing as a partial mare (rather than an absolute one)?
Scuffer
Scuffer says...
1. Vets have slim wrists and waterproof watches 
2. Yes, very relieved. Tucking into some oats just now, bit tired
3. It IS my work
4. Some young stud, I didn't see his face
5. Yeah, we call them asses
2. Yes, very relieved. Tucking into some oats just now, bit tired
3. It IS my work
4. Some young stud, I didn't see his face
5. Yeah, we call them asses
Urederra
Mostly harmless
The not so recent news said:
Absolutely disgusting.
So for this group of old raisins a wife is something you have sex with. Certainly old and wise not always come together.
I prefer to think that a wife is somebody who shares her life with you, and vice-versa, you share your life with her.
Yeah, my definition needs some polishing, but a wife is not just a sex toy.
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