OK, I normally wouldn't post at night, but this one is just screaming for an exception.
official rules
17) Anyone named Dave always gets the benefit of the doubt. If not, he gets to make up a rule that is fair to him.
I claim full credit!

Spoiler from the published rules (or at least one version) :
official rules
17) Anyone named Dave always gets the benefit of the doubt. If not, he gets to make up a rule that is fair to him.
I claim full credit!

