Rammy's Revenge, or, How to Take Over the World and Regain your Honour

Today we meet more leaders.


Hurrah! Hurrah!
It's Enemy number two!




Rammy: Hey Mister, nice flip flops! (His Diplomatic Advisor slaps him across the face with a fish) I mean, greetings.
Darius: (Stares)
Rammy: So, what do you do for a living?
Darius: I...rule Persia?
Rammy: Really! I rule Siam.
Darius: (Coughcough) I didn't notice.
Rammy: Instead of talking nicely, why don't we sack our diplomatic advisors and backstab each other like the dogs we are?! (He gets slapped with a fish yet again)
Darius: .....(Eye twitches) .....

Unfazed by Rammy's wonderful diplomacy, Darius offers open borders. If I remember correctly I refuse.



Rammy:เมื่อพวกหมูบิน!
Askia: What??
Rammy: ผมก็ยังมีเรื่องของคุณยาย,โดยทางไป

And finally - the event you have all been waiting for...



Rammy: Lizzy...
Elizabeth: Oh - its' you.
Rammy: (Diplomatic Advisor whispers in his ear and is pushed aside) So fate sent you to me once again...
Elizabeth: I look forward to crushing your crown under my stiletto!
Rammy: I look forward to raiding your cities with my mechanized infrantry...
Elizabeth: Thou foul lump of deformity!
Rammy: คุณแม่ก็มีไขมัน,เมื่อเธอไปที่ชายหาดปลาวาฬร้องเพลง:"เรามีครอบครัว!"

Elizabeth: Give me the stone, Potter!
Rammy: Neveeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrr!
Oh my goodness. This is so fun I'll continue the conversation next time!

very good as always! u should create ur own website and post stories there!

I am now officially reading everything that you write

What language is that? Siamese?

Its thai i think... He is saying to lizzy something like: Your mother is fat, when she goes to the beach, whales singing: "We have a family!"

Bob_ said:

Its thai i think... He is saying to lizzy something like: Your mother is fat, when she goes to the beach, whales singing: "We have a family!"

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The joke is actually: Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the beach, whales sing: "We are Family!" It didn't translate very well into Thai.
And by the way YourDeathTsar, the website was a great idea. I'll think about it.

Mzrokks p̄hm s̄ābān, t̄ĥā khuṇ thảlāy Askia c̄hạn ca mī khả s̄ạ̀ng h̄ı̂ rabeid Lizzy xụ xxk cāk Rammykins Khuṇ k̄hêācı h̄ịm
(Chı̀ c̄hạn reìm t̂n kār khukkhām k̄hxng c̄hạn. Mạn k̆ thảngān.)
(yes this is still thai.)

Thai! So much Thai!!

KILL THEM ALL!

K̄hṇa nī̂ mī kār chı̂ p̣hās̄ʹā thịy Mạn pĕn s̄ìng thī̀ rāmkhảh̄æng phūd pheụ̄̀x h̄ı̂ reā chı̂ mạn keinpị.

Mzrokks said:

The joke is actually: Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the beach, whales sing: "We are Family!" It didn't translate very well into Thai.
And by the way YourDeathTsar, the website was a great idea. I'll think about it.

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I like the bad translation

The world would be boring without it, Yoshiegg.

Civ'ed said:

K̄hṇa nī̂ mī kār chı̂ p̣hās̄ʹā thịy Mạn pĕn s̄ìng thī̀ rāmkhảh̄æng phūd pheụ̄̀x h̄ı̂ reā chı̂ mạn keinpị.

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Nebuchadnezzar: Are you real or just a phantom of my tortured senses?
Rammy: (Whispers to diplomatic advisor) I am a phantom of your tortured senses?
Nebuchadnezzar: Oh. That's alright then.
Rammy: ปัญญาควายเอ้ย.
Nebuchadnezzar: So what's it like being a phantom?
Rammy: Hey, it's dark in here. I'll open the curtains...
Nebuchadnezzar: NAAAAAAAWWWW! THE LIIIIIIIIGGHHHHTTT! IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNSSSSS!!
Just my luck. Opponent 4 is a vampire who doesn't know I exist. Before I leave I warn him about the 2 Elizabeths, and he starts sucking his thumb.



The latest report says that Askia is the most 'well-fed'. What does that even mean?
I think it means he's fat.

I shouldn't have called Askia fat.
Askia: Burn, baby, burn!
Rammy: You pathetic หมู. Why, I ought to ตีคุณอยู่บนหัวมีกระทะในขณะที่ขับร้องเพลง“ผมผู้ชนะเลิศ”. I ought to ลักพาตัวคุณตาของคุณมากเกินไป. And, by the way, I still have your คุณยาย!
Askia: You what?

Stop, two Lizzys?
One is good and the other is well... yeah. Psycho.

Edit: You hit on the head with frying pan while singing "I win fr Fri list. "? What the?

Mzrokks said:

Rammy: ปัญญาควายเอ้ย.

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LOL!
This Insult is very practical in Thailand.
You translated it perfectly.

Civ'ed said:

Stop, two Lizzys?
One is good and the other is well... yeah. Psycho.

Edit: You hit on the head with frying pan while singing "I win fr Fri list. "? What the?

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I threatened to hit him on the head with a frying pan while singing "I am the Champion". Stupid translator!

Arayuth said:

LOL!
This Insult is very practical in Thailand.
You translated it perfectly.

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Buffalo Intellectual gosh?

Rammy: Do you know why you're here?
Askia's Granmama: Um, no...this doesn't have nothing to do with my baby, does it?
Rammy: Your baby?
Askia's Granmama: His name is Askia.
Rammy: Oh, him. Yes, it has everything to do with him. Tell me all you know about the Songhai?
Askia's Granmama: I would NEVA do som'n laaaah'k that!
Rammy: Oh yeah? When I get the rubber duck, คุณจะต้องร้องเพลงเหมือนเป็นข้าวสำหรับเลี้ยงนก!
Askia's Granmama: Rubba duh-k?
Rammy: ฝีเท้าก้าวลงบนมัน, Abdul !
Askia's Granmama: No! Not the ducky! Ok, I'll talk!!!
Rammy: มีเป็ดหนีไป. So...what is Askia's least favourite colour?
Askia's Granmama: What??
Rammy: ผมไม่ได้ทำการทดสอบความอดทน,ยาย.
Askia's Granmama: Ok, ok, it's orange! Sheesh!
Rammy: That will be all for today, Granmama Askia. Abdul, เธอไปที่แฟรนไชส์เป็ดและมีโยนของเธอในห้องขัง.
Askia's Granmama OOOOH, how nice. I can make all the prisoners some apple pie!
Rammy: Dang, Songhai people are so annoying!






And fnally:
Anti-Songhai Propaganda (The Artist was pressed for time).

I wanna be your propaganda minister! I know all about corruption
(or I'll kill Abdul )