Imperium Off Topicum - The Enlightenment

That is the most disgusting color imaginable... I love it. Does upgrading your shipyards provide a IP bonus? Just curious.

No, sorry. This isn't a small-nation game - I'd recommend taking a few provinces, building your military up a bit, and generally getting yourself entrenched and set up before working on a canal.

No, Duke, it doesn't - it just lets you build more badass ships.

-L

Fine I invade the central Saharan province.

Lighthearter said:

No, sorry. This isn't a small-nation game - I'd recommend taking a few provinces, building your military up a bit, and generally getting yourself entrenched and set up before working on a canal.

No, Duke, it doesn't - it just lets you build more badass ships.

-L

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Then why are there only like 50 provinces?

Depends on your definition of "small" I'm thinking 4+ territories.

-L

Ah.

That makes more sense.

So who are we waiting on still? If they aren't on, just give them half the RPs they have this turn for next turn. I want fun!

Build as many armies as possible (how many?)
and Invade as many provinces to the east of my land as possible.
If I can only invade one, invade the southern one.

I take it we don't get any claims?

EDIT: X-post

Mad Man still has 2 IPs to allocate as well. I'll wait another half an hour to an hour(basically through my shower and maybe some Arkham Asylum) before updating anyway.

-L

I use it to build however many armies I can with it, or if not I'll shart it out.

Shart?

Orders locked pending update.

-L

Map:


Pirate Invasion of Southern Mexico: MEXICAN VICTORY



Pirate Coercion of Venezuela: SUCCESS
Pirates roll a 1 out of 10. Needed: 1-2 out of 10.
Venezuela has joined the Pirates of the Caribbean. Rolled a 3 on the territorial bonus check. They have sadly not been able to provide you with any bonuses.

Antiochian Invasion of Saudi Arabia: ANTIOCHIAN VICTORY



Antioch rolls a 6 on the territorial bonus check - they gain a 6th Rate from Saudi Arabia into their Gulf of Aden fleet.

Australian Coercion of Central Indonesia: FAILED
Australia rolls a 7 out of 10. Needed 1-2 out of 10.
Central Indonesia regrets to inform Australia that they see little point in a union at this time, but shall certainly keep their doors open to their southern neighbor.
Interim Update:

British Invasion of the Low Countries: BRITISH VICTORY



Britain rolls a 5 on the territorial bonus check. No bonuses awarded.

Hindustani Invasion of Perisa: COSTLY HINDUSTANI VICTORY



Hindustan rolled a 1 on the cohesion check - Army#1 routs and is removed from play.
Hindustan rolled a 5 on the territorial bonus check - no bonus awarded.

Qing Invasion of Southern China: QING VICTORY



Qing rolls a 1 on the territorial bonus check - no bonus awarded.

Qing Invasion of Sinkiang: TOTAL SINKIANG VICTORY



Both Qing armies roll 2s on their cohesion checks - neither one is destroyed.

Venetian Invasion of the Ottomans: VENETIAN VICTORY



Venice rolls a 1 on the territorial bonus check. No bonus awarded.

American Invasion of Texas: AMERICAN VICTORY



America rolls a 5 on the territorial bonus check. No bonus awarded.

American Invasion of the Midwest: AMERICAN VICTORY



America rolls a 1 on the territorial bonus check. No bonus awarded.

Interim Update:

British Invasion of Germany: BRITISH VICTORY



Britain rolls a 6 on the territorial bonus check. A 6th Rate has been added to their fleet in the Baltic.

Japanese Invasion of Siberia: JAPANESE VICTORY



Japan rolls a 2 on the territorial bonus check - no bonus awarded.

Anonystani Invasion of Ontario: ONTARIAN VICTORY



Anonystan rolls a 6 on their cohesion check - they do not lose an army.

Moroccan Invasion of Liberia: MOROCCAN VICTORY



Morocco rolls a 4 on the territorial bonus check. No bonus awarded.

Russian Invasion of Ukraine: RUSSIAN VICTORY



Russia rolls a 6 on the territorial bonus check - 6th Rate added in the Mediterranean.

Russian Invasion of South Russia: RUSSIAN VICTORY



Russia rolls a 2 on the territorial bonus check - no bonus awarded.

Russian Invasion of North Urals: NORTH URAL VICTORY



Russia rolls a 6 on the cohesion check. They do not lose their army.

GM note: Ottoman Heartland split into Turkey and Romania.

Known errors: Skuma had no navy on the map. Fixed.

-L

I still have a fleet for sale. Just sayn.

I don't think anyone's that interested in buying two ships that they can make at their capital for the same price.

The British Empire Is Victorious!

Having Captured a small German 6th Rate, we Rename it HMS Invisible.

The Lord Chancellor Sends a letter to the Skuma Empire, Welcoming Them to the Global Stage. We request permission To Colonize South Africa, and assure them That We have no other plans on the continent.

We Also Strengthen Our Military, following the Moroccan attempts To prepare to invade our soil.

DT
British Patriot

Edit: DUke- How much is that fleet?

Ireland isn't in England or Great Britain. It's in Ireland.

Double A said:

I don't think anyone's that interested in buying two ships that they can make at their capital for the same price.

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We don't buy ships. We steal them. That is the way of Captain Jack Sparrow.

Or that

@Double A-

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland

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They Were planning to Invade us, and we don't like it.

DT
Fighting on the Beaches

We didn't mean it, we're just bored down hear by our selves.