Imperium Off Topicum - The Enlightenment

I was actualy looking for away out, I guess make my territories neutral.

taillesskangaru said:

But no blood was shed, right?

So, white peace?

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Eh. I guess.

NinjaCow64 said:

I think LoE quit because four nations declared on him at once. I can’t be bothered to find the post where he says that. I am sorry for doing that. Making the game not fun for someone else is my definition of Power Gaming. Sorry.

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He never actually quit from the game. He started yelling at me last turn (Before our sneak attack) how "I was breaking history" and "I'm France, therefore I should be the one colonizing" (Even though I don't want Madagascar, and wouldn't give a crap about it if it wasn't in Australia's SoI). My favorite part is when he was citing documents 100 years into the future as "evidence". He never actually said "I quit", though.

I've been on the short end of the stick many times before. In one Napoleonic NES, as the US, Spain zerg rushed me for no IC reason, only because (And I still find it bull**** to this day, both the rush and the event itself) that the Cajuns went into open revolt after the Louisiana Purchase

Currently awaiting orders from:

France
Skuma
Japan

Awaiting order clarifications from:
Qing China(Canal through Indochina is a no-no)

If I do not receive orders/clarifications from your nation you will be automated.

-L

Build as much armies and invade Siberia again, I have a fleet set to the Philippines it should arive by now with two armies

Lighthearter said:

Currently awaiting orders from:

France
Skuma
Japan

Awaiting order clarifications from:
Qing China(Canal through Indochina is a no-no)

If I do not receive orders/clarifications from your nation you will be automated.

-L

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Can you just update without France, since they implied they are quitting anyway? I doubt they are even reading this thread?

Oh I'm updating anyway I'm just keeping information clear. I already know what I'm going to do to automate France. Mainly: TRY TO STAY ALIVE AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

But yeah. Until he either actively tells me he quits or the requisite 3 turns are up, I'm not WoGing him. But I will update in a few hours even if France and Qing don't give me what I need.

AUTOMATION FTW!

-L

I don't care if you WOG him, but...

Oh, I forgot about Qing China. Carry along then. Just try to update today, I won't have ANY TIME that I can guarantee tomorrow (I'm flying into Florida.)

can someone give me a quick summary, haven't been as active this update

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Map:


Automation: France purchases two armies and orders her ships in the Hudson bay to move into the Atlantic.
Automation: Qing China constructs two 3rd Rates.
Automation: Brazil coerces Bolivia.

Swedish Invasion of North Russia: SWEDISH VICTORY



Sweden rolls a 5 on the territorial bonus check - no bonus awarded.

Swedish Invasion of Moscow: SWEDISH VICTORY



Sweden rolls a 3 on the territorial bonus check - no bonus awarded.

Swedish Invasion of Ukraine: UKRAINIAN VICTORY



Sweden rolls a 4 and a 1 on their cohesion checks - they lose one army.

Brazilian Invasion of Peru: BRAZILIAN VICTORY



Brazil rolls a 5 on their cohesion check - they do not lose an army.
Brazil rolls a 1 on the territorial bonus check - no bonus awarded.

Venetian Invasion of Libya: VENETIAN VICTORY



Venice rolls a 6 on the territorial bonus check - a 6th Rate has been added to their Mediterranean fleet.

Hindustani Invasion of Java: HINDUSTANI VICTORY



Hindustan rolls a 2 on the cohesion check - they do not lose an army.
Hindustan rolls a 5 on the territorial bonus check. No bonus awarded.

Hindustani Invasion of Volga: HINDUSTANI VICTORY



Hindustan rolls a 6 on the cohesion check - they do not lose an army.
Hindustan rolls a 3 on the territorial bonus check. No bonus awarded.

Hindustani Invasion of South Urals: SOUTH URAL VICTORY



Hindustan rolls 2,1 on cohesion - they lose one army.

Venetian Invasion of Ukraine: COSTLY VENETIAN VICTORY



Venice rolls 3,2 on their cohesion checks - they do not lose an army.
Venice rolls a 6 on the territorial bonus check - a 6th Rate has been added to their Mediterranean Fleet.

Anonystani Invasion of Baffin Islands: BAFFIN ISLANDS VICTORY



Anonystan rolls a 2 on their cohesion check - they do not lose an army.

Hindustani Invasion of South Urals: SOUTH URAL VICTORY



Hindustan rolls 5,6 on their cohesion checks - they do not lose an army.

American Invasion of Pueblo: AMERICAN VICTORY



America rolls a 4 on the territorial bonus check - no bonus awarded.

American Invasion of North Mexico: AMERICAN VICTORY



America rolls a 5 on the territorial bonus check - no bonus awarded.

Australian Invasion of New Guinea: NEW GUINEAN VICTORY



Australia rolls a 4 on their cohesion check - they do not lose an army.

Japanese Invasion of Central Siberia: JAPANESE VICTORY



Japan rolls a 3 on their cohesion check - they do not lose an army.
Japan rolls a 1 on the territorial bonus check. No bonus awarded.

Japanese Invasion of the Philippines: JAPANESE VICTORY



Japan rolls a 2 on the territorial bonus check - no bonus awarded.

British Invasion of France: COSTLY BRITISH VICTORY



Britain rolls 4,3,4,5,5,6 on cohesion - they do not lose an army.
Britain rolls a 2 on territorial preservation - the shipyard is reduced to a lvl1 in the fighting.

American Fleet Attacking French Fleet(Hudson Bay): AMERICAN VICTORY



America captures the Cholet(6th Rate) and sinks the Aquitaine(6th Rate).

Brazilian Coercion of Bolivia: FAILED

Brazil rolls 5 out of 10. Needed 1-4 out of 10.

Bolivia regrets to inform Brazil that they see no need for a close union at this time, but are more then willing to maintain close relations.

GM note: France has been destroyed.

Known errors: Bohemia was industrially coerced, but there is no mention beyond this in the update. I apologize for this error.

-L

Long live the emperor as we celebrate these victories, may the rising sun spread across Asia

We will be claiming Western Africa this turn, just an FYI to everyone.

OOC: Bother! Useless level 1 port!:OOC

Following the British Victory, Henry XIII was crowned King of the France. The Event Signalled the Unification of 2 bitter Enemies, and as such, was given a massive Ceremony. Lord Wolsey Personally Planned the Entire thing; from a triumphant Victory march By all 7 british Armies Escorting the King to the Coronation, Through the 3 Hour long Ceremony, and the massive party held Afterwards. The king's family Ambition to become Rulers of France was realised, and no expense was spared in making this an occasion to be remembered by all.

The ceremony did however, have an unforseen event. 1/2 way through his speech, Henry XIII went off on what appeared to be a complete Tangent.

Henry XIII said:

Although I have poured much work into this great day, I put in far from the Most. For Weeks on end, my chancellor, and dear friend, Wolsey, has been slaving away preparing for this day, for this Glorious occasion. I happen to know, that in the course of his labours, he missed Seventeen Meals! This level of dedication is, to be frank, astonishing, and It will not go unrewarded. Thus let it be known, that I, Henry XIII, king of England, France, Scotland, and Many other places besides, do grant Lord Benjamin Wolsey, the Title: Earl of Suffolk!

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Many people, not least of whom was Wolsey himself, were astounded by this, not only the new title, but the Time of it's Giving, In the Middle of the Kings own Coronation Ceremony. It would indeed be a memorable event.

DT
British Patriot

@Brazil- Peru is in our SOI. Hand it over.

Well, fellows, looks like we just acheived Manifest Destiny 250 years ahead of schedule. Good show.

@Sonereal- Will you help us take Peru, since it was in our SOI and you agreed to it?

I agreed to let them have Brazil, but we have more claim on Peru then they do.

Domination3000 said:

@Sonereal- Will you help us take Peru, since it was in our SOI and you agreed to it?

I agreed to let them have Brazil, but we have more claim on Peru then they do.

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Sorry. We're tied up at the moment dealing with remnants of France.

Britain Supports Brazil in this. You taking Peru would leave them little room, and you have already expressed plans to Expand outside the Americas. Besides, they have been attacking Peru for some time, and nobody ever Protested Before.

Edit: Sonreal, there is no more France, It's all British

DT
British

I actually did say something, but it was missed in the wave of posts.

They can have the Southern areas of South America, but not Peru.

In any case, I ask you stay out of this.

"Dom" Sparrow:

Why would we want to surrender Peru to a bunch of Pirates?