Roll To Dodge XXVIII: Even more Boundless...

Perfection · May 21, 2011

I assist Hoplite

W|M · May 21, 2011

I ridicule every documentary about the Rapture that is on while dressed up as the devil. :satan:

hoplitejoe · May 21, 2011

how you do that WiM? :lol:

Omega124 · May 21, 2011

Well, I don't think he can recover anytime soon

I travel to a documentary about Celyon

W|M · May 21, 2011

hoplitejoe said:
how you do that WiM?

It involved refeshing and clicking 'Submit Reply' several times before my computer responded.

Skwink · May 21, 2011

I quietly train the staff to become a private army.

Yoshiegg737 · May 21, 2011

I make some Shiitake Mushroom Salad

Optical · May 22, 2011

I go to buy something from the airport cafe.

Winston Hughes · May 22, 2011

Swearing vengeance on Cowell for murdering the bear, I set off in search of an ancient and reclusive kung fu master who can train me in the deadly arts.

BSmith1068 · May 22, 2011

I try not to push Dommy out of the TV.

mechaerik · May 22, 2011

I DO shoot BSmith.

Abaddon · May 22, 2011

I pour water on the TV.. electrifying everyone in it.

Boundless · May 23, 2011

hoplitejoe said:
Then i will just have to operate on my self.

3: You attempt to operate on yourself and it causes so much internal bleeding that you need resuscitating... (-7hp)

Perfection said:
I assist Hoplite

11: You assist Hoplite in resuscitating him...

west india man said:
I ridicule every documentary about the Rapture that is on while dressed up as the devil.

20: Your ridiculing is so successful that you actually become the devil, not just dressed up as him (+3 to roll for devilish actions, +3 damage)

Omega124 said:
I travel to a documentary about Celyon

12: You go to a documentary about Celyon

Skwink Caesar said:
I quietly train the staff to become a private army.

19: You train the staff to become a private army. The army has the ability to attack as well as heal (+2 to attack, +2 damage)

Yoshiegg737 said:
I make some Shiitake Mushroom Salad

12: Mmmm and what a tasty salad!

General Olaf said:
I go to buy something from the airport cafe.

17: You buy a drink and a sandwich which rehydrates you and makes you less malnourished (+2hp)

Winston Hughes said:
Swearing vengeance on Cowell for murdering the bear, I set off in search of an ancient and reclusive kung fu master who can train me in the deadly arts.

9: Your search is in vain, he is nowhere to be seen...

BSmith1068 said:
I try not to push Dommy out of the TV.

11: You don't push Dommy out of the TV...

mechaerik said:
I DO shoot BSmith.

20: YOU SHOOT BSmith causing him severe bleeding (-10hp). Your gun is fierce (+2 to attack roll)

Abaddon said:
I pour water on the TV.. electrifying everyone in it.

15: You pour water on the TV, electrifying everyone in it (-2hp to all in TV)

BSmith1068 · May 23, 2011

I let myself bleed out.

Abaddon · May 23, 2011

Oh dear Boundless, that was a situation everyone should have had a chance to roll to dodge...

I stick a fork in the socket

Skwink · May 23, 2011

My Army and I go to the nearest other Hospital and eliminate the staff and take it over. Now we have TWO hospitals.

hoplitejoe · May 23, 2011

well, this isn't going very well... time for plan B.
I nuke france.

Yoshiegg737 · May 23, 2011

I eat the salad, giving me super powers

Winston Hughes · May 23, 2011

Fearing for my life, I seek out adolescent medical prodigy Doogie Howser to patch me up.

W|M · May 23, 2011

I teleport out of the TV so that the sharp ends of my pitchfork are just above Abaddon, and fall on him.

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