Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

Darth Caesar · Jul 7, 2011

IN for next round

Thorvald of Lym · Jul 9, 2011

"Are you sitting down?
Then let's begin."

In this round, player-vs-player actions will incorporate modifiers from both parties; all NPCs also use full stat sheets, which may prove both a help and a hindrance; the victors of Round Three inherit some of their stats.

ROUND FOUR
You are in the African Savanna.

Red_Spy · Jul 9, 2011

I find a gun and ammo for it.

mythmonster2 · Jul 9, 2011

Revert to primal instincts.

GenMarshall · Jul 10, 2011

I find a sniper rifle with ammo.

Skwink · Jul 10, 2011

I build a town of my own, and live there with Daymon.

hoplitejoe · Jul 10, 2011

Suddenly I am a rhino man wot is powerful and stuff.

Darth Caesar · Jul 10, 2011

I go to a library and read about weapon systems

landlubber · Jul 10, 2011

I take the pills I have left over from last round.

Abaddon · Jul 10, 2011

I am leading a tour group on Safari

hendo · Jul 11, 2011

Would I be able to get in for this round too, since it's only just beginning? Please?

If so, I wander around in search of any sign of civilization.

Thorvald of Lym · Jul 11, 2011

Red_Spy said:
I find a gun and ammo for it.

6: You find a stick.

mythmonster2 said:
Revert to primal instincts.

17: You toss your medical journals and bone saw aside, adopting the lifestyle of your primate cousins. You lose your medical bonus, but gain a +2 bonus to rolls involving nature.

CivGeneral said:
I find a sniper rifle with ammo.

7: You have no ammo to find the rifle.

Skwink said:
I build a town of my own, and live there with Daymon.

4: After trying to erect a metropolis out of dry dirt, you collapse, exhausted.

hoplitejoe said:
Suddenly I am a rhino man wot is powerful and stuff.

14: It's chiefly psychological, but you gain a +1 bonus to strength rolls.

Darth Caesar said:
I go to a library and read about weapon systems

20: You journey to Mbuji-Mayi and begin a comprehensive study of firearms, gaining a +3 bonus to rolls in their use.

landlubber said:
I take the pills I have left over from last round.

1: AUGH THEY EXPIRED!
ROLL TO DODGE!
4: You've poisoned yourself, and will lose health at a rate of -6 hp/turn.

Abaddon said:
I am leading a tour group on Safari

16: Thus far you have seen a herd of elephants, a cheetah, and some water buffalo.

hendo said:
I wander around in search of any sign of civilization.

19: You wander into Lilongwe, Malawi.

mythmonster2 · Jul 11, 2011

Start tracking apes.

hoplitejoe · Jul 11, 2011

With my new found rhinosity I set off in search of grass to eat.

landlubber · Jul 11, 2011

I gather mystical herbs to try and ease the effects of the pills.

Red_Spy · Jul 11, 2011

I turn my stick into a spear.

hendo · Jul 11, 2011

I purchase a good luck trinket from one of the markets.

Skwink · Jul 12, 2011

I meet a man and befriend him. His name is Samuel North.

Boundless · Jul 12, 2011

I make a giraffe my friend/pet/horse-back ride.

GenMarshall · Jul 12, 2011

I find a M1911 in the glove compartment in the jeep.

Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

Might be a Wizard

A Little Sketchy

Surprised

BEC NOIR! RUN!

High Elven ISB Capt & Ghost Agent

FRIIIIIIIIIITZ

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