Story so far:
The Glorious SouthernKing decided to wet his pants with alacrity after he watched anime, so sexy female ninjas attacked, wearing t-shirts with pictures of Skwink being elected for congress and taking a good poop when Darth Vader and Batman played Civilization, with Darth V playing Call of Duty on his xbox 360 where he didn't win at Team Deathmatch. But he did like Madden 08 because it has a picture of a large Death Star
which wiped out all Canada...