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Episode 9: A leisurely ride.
Once Again, I welcome you to RandomLand!
Are you guys ready for more merciless destruction, total chaos and Slaughter?
More of our national mix of conquest and poetic fauna talk?
Well sorry to disappoint you but there is not much of this in the current update!!!!
( except for the fauna talk of course).
But please don't blame me, your fateful favorite leader Asoka, for this mishap!
It is not my fault and it is in truth a mere side effect of the fact that teleportation is not yet invented.
This episode should not be less enjoyable however, as we will compensate! See this one as a leisurely break, a gentle ride through a widening of the otherwise tumultuous river of RandomLand!
Here's what happened:
We closed the last chapter with the utter destruction of the evil empire of China (good riddance... ). Despide our age-long enemy finally vanquished, the ever-conquering Indian Army is still itching for new stuff to burn, loot and trample with their Helliphants!. Our immediate Problem is that the best candidate for trampling, a vicious cow!like creature, is on the other side of the empire... The army will need to do alot of marching to get there, this will keep them busy for a while, roughly a bit over 100 years + some preparation time... So we will focus on all the major events that took place in this time, and they are many!!
Here is a screeny showing the state of the Indian empire by year 760 AD (aka: turn 224). This is right after the conquest of China. You can see the long march awaiting our army.
What is it now? Isabella built the Apostolic palace! Ah the the Bit... Pious woman! Now if i vote for her, she will like me even more, and anyway she is likely to win even if i vote for myself, this is what always happen... Ah i cant resist... *Vote for myself*
Yeah, everyone voted for her... right, go figure... *Asoka takes note: "Listening to your own self esteem is not always the best decision"*
In the meantime however we have made an important breakthrough! The discovery of the Code of Law is going to help us greatly in taking our economy out of the cesspool. It is a must have technology for a vast empire like ours!
While our army is still on the march we have some diplomatic fun with our other buddies. We feel it is time to make a profit out of our discovery of Feudalism, which nobody else has at this point. We trust nobody will trade it to Victoria since she is the lagging Horse! ( or should i say, the lagging Cow! )in the technological race and does not have much to trade it for. Poor victoria does not have much friends either... We count on her being a backward cow! to make our job easier!
First, we contact our buddy Mansa and do good business with him! Now you're talking buddy!
Then we visit our dear Izzy, more religious goodness? We'll take it!
And what about that good'ol grumpy Gilgamesh?
All this trading has left us in a diplomatic mood, and we think that Mansa is in great need of Corn.
We ask Isabella if she would like to share some m&ms with us, (dont worry we have more coming)
Then we convince Gilgy that our gold will allow him to build a bigger crown and put more rings in his beard. Of course he's happy with that.
This period of prosperity and creative cultural exchanges spawns a great Artist in our Capital! He is immediately sacrificed on a special altar in a eons old ritual that is said to start a golden age. On the next day, our priests open the doors of the Mausoleum of Maussollos and find its vaults to be full of Win!
As if this golden age and all the shrewd diplomatic successes were not wonderful enough already, on the next turn we complete this awesome touristic hotspot!
To thank the gods for all this awesome awesomeness going on at once, we order a ludicrously massive sacrifice of Ottoman slaves in Istanbul, the gods reward us with holy arrows to slay our enemies.
Strong with the golden age and all this money from trades and stuff, we discover the compass: Before, we always felt we knew where we were going, now we are sure!
To keep going with the Good-stuff spree, by the year 950AD, right in the middle of our golden age, we are ready to resume the bloodletting! We have fortified the whole western front against Victoria, but more importantly: Our main army is ready to cross the border and invade the city of Coventry (it was on our flood plain to begin with anyway). So we send Victoria a missive to tell her we are finally coming! ( Just in case she had not guessed from the massive SoD by her border).
Not exciting enough you say?? Pffft! We even have another stack ready to assault the lowly settlement of Warwick further to the north... AT THE SAME TIME!!! I AM NOT LYING ...but it is hidden by the diplo screen... ( Forgive my subpar photographic skills...)
Now that was a pretty nice and smooth leisurely update wasn't it? I hope it satisfied all those of you who were getting tired of the constant slaughtering going on since this Saga started...
Just kidding! In truth, if any of my readers were really feeling this way, i tell you now... next update; YOU ARE GOING TO BE DISAPPOINTED!
to be continued...
Once Again, I welcome you to RandomLand!
Are you guys ready for more merciless destruction, total chaos and Slaughter?
More of our national mix of conquest and poetic fauna talk?
Well sorry to disappoint you but there is not much of this in the current update!!!!
( except for the fauna talk of course).
But please don't blame me, your fateful favorite leader Asoka, for this mishap!
It is not my fault and it is in truth a mere side effect of the fact that teleportation is not yet invented.
This episode should not be less enjoyable however, as we will compensate! See this one as a leisurely break, a gentle ride through a widening of the otherwise tumultuous river of RandomLand!
Here's what happened:
We closed the last chapter with the utter destruction of the evil empire of China (good riddance... ). Despide our age-long enemy finally vanquished, the ever-conquering Indian Army is still itching for new stuff to burn, loot and trample with their Helliphants!. Our immediate Problem is that the best candidate for trampling, a vicious cow!like creature, is on the other side of the empire... The army will need to do alot of marching to get there, this will keep them busy for a while, roughly a bit over 100 years + some preparation time... So we will focus on all the major events that took place in this time, and they are many!!
Here is a screeny showing the state of the Indian empire by year 760 AD (aka: turn 224). This is right after the conquest of China. You can see the long march awaiting our army.
Spoiler :
What is it now? Isabella built the Apostolic palace! Ah the the Bit... Pious woman! Now if i vote for her, she will like me even more, and anyway she is likely to win even if i vote for myself, this is what always happen... Ah i cant resist... *Vote for myself*
Spoiler :
Yeah, everyone voted for her... right, go figure... *Asoka takes note: "Listening to your own self esteem is not always the best decision"*
Spoiler :
In the meantime however we have made an important breakthrough! The discovery of the Code of Law is going to help us greatly in taking our economy out of the cesspool. It is a must have technology for a vast empire like ours!
Spoiler :
While our army is still on the march we have some diplomatic fun with our other buddies. We feel it is time to make a profit out of our discovery of Feudalism, which nobody else has at this point. We trust nobody will trade it to Victoria since she is the lagging Horse! ( or should i say, the lagging Cow! )in the technological race and does not have much to trade it for. Poor victoria does not have much friends either... We count on her being a backward cow! to make our job easier!
First, we contact our buddy Mansa and do good business with him! Now you're talking buddy!
Spoiler :
Then we visit our dear Izzy, more religious goodness? We'll take it!
Spoiler :
And what about that good'ol grumpy Gilgamesh?
Spoiler :
eeeeeeeek! Alright Gilgy, maybe another time...
All this trading has left us in a diplomatic mood, and we think that Mansa is in great need of Corn.
Spoiler :
We ask Isabella if she would like to share some m&ms with us, (dont worry we have more coming)
Spoiler :
Then we convince Gilgy that our gold will allow him to build a bigger crown and put more rings in his beard. Of course he's happy with that.
Spoiler :
This period of prosperity and creative cultural exchanges spawns a great Artist in our Capital! He is immediately sacrificed on a special altar in a eons old ritual that is said to start a golden age. On the next day, our priests open the doors of the Mausoleum of Maussollos and find its vaults to be full of Win!
Spoiler :
As if this golden age and all the shrewd diplomatic successes were not wonderful enough already, on the next turn we complete this awesome touristic hotspot!
Spoiler :
To thank the gods for all this awesome awesomeness going on at once, we order a ludicrously massive sacrifice of Ottoman slaves in Istanbul, the gods reward us with holy arrows to slay our enemies.
Spoiler :
Strong with the golden age and all this money from trades and stuff, we discover the compass: Before, we always felt we knew where we were going, now we are sure!
Spoiler :
To keep going with the Good-stuff spree, by the year 950AD, right in the middle of our golden age, we are ready to resume the bloodletting! We have fortified the whole western front against Victoria, but more importantly: Our main army is ready to cross the border and invade the city of Coventry (it was on our flood plain to begin with anyway). So we send Victoria a missive to tell her we are finally coming! ( Just in case she had not guessed from the massive SoD by her border).
Not exciting enough you say?? Pffft! We even have another stack ready to assault the lowly settlement of Warwick further to the north... AT THE SAME TIME!!! I AM NOT LYING ...but it is hidden by the diplo screen... ( Forgive my subpar photographic skills...)
Spoiler :
Now that was a pretty nice and smooth leisurely update wasn't it? I hope it satisfied all those of you who were getting tired of the constant slaughtering going on since this Saga started...
Just kidding! In truth, if any of my readers were really feeling this way, i tell you now... next update; YOU ARE GOING TO BE DISAPPOINTED!
to be continued...