Mafia Zone I: Two of Four (Mini Game)

Why Skwink? He voted to put someone ahead of a proven townie. How is that scummy?

Votes locked update pending.

Also, a tally for your convenience.

General Olaf 2 (Zack, Landlubber) (Tie resolved by Coin Toss)

Skwink 2 (Turquoiside, Jarrrema)
Turqoiside 1 (Classical Hero)

Sorry for the Double Post, the update is going to take a while something came up. It will be done tonight. Votes are still locked though.

"General Olaf," said Zack "I accuse you of being a General in the Mafia, not the armed forces. What do you have to say for yourself." Landlubber stood behind Zack, armed with a noose.

"I say sir," said General Olaf "I fought in the Battles of the Cool Story Bro, the Parrot Rebellion and all the Epic Wars. What have you fought in, you wippersnapper? I think that you are the scumbag around here!"

"Gentlemen, gentlemen," began Turqoiside "isn't it obvious? This is what Skwink wants us to be doing, fighting amongst ourselves. We should lynch him instead. Jarrema over here agrees with me." Jarrema nodded and pulled out a noose.

"Hey!" said Skwink "I'm not Mafia! The worst thing I've done is a bit of British style innuendo skwink skwink " Skwink then burst out laughing.

"Puns and wars aside," said Classical Hero "we need to make a decision. Even though I hate Jarrema's guts, nobody else does and the town is practically split in half. So here is my proposal." Classical Hero, like a classical hero, pulled out a coin.

"Coin toss, anyone?"

"I'll go heads." said General Olaf.

"Hey!" said Skwink "That's my lucky side! Oh well, tails it is." Classical Hero put the coin on his thumb and the coin went up into the air. Everyone watched the coin. It seemed to go in slow motion and the song "The Ecstasy of Gold" as played by "Metallica" seemed to play. Then the coin hit the ground. It showed the head of the current Blahistani President.

"GET HIM!" shouted Classical Hero as the town all simultaneously jumped on General Olaf and literally tore him to shreds.

"I'm glad I didn't pick heads, then." commented Skwink.

"Hello everyone!" shouted Choxorn to everyone's surprise.

"Hi Choxorn!" said Skwink "Wait, aren't you supposed to be dead? And why do you have a puppy for a head?"

"I'm a zombie you idiots." said Choxorn "I can't stay long, but I just wanted to say that from my knowledge from the spirit realm that General Olaf is 100% definitely a genuine townie." Choxorn then looked towards General Olaf's mutilated body.

"Aw come on!" shouted Choxorn as he was forced back into the spirit realm. His body then exploded. As dead bodies do.




Night will end in 24 hours.

B]LIVING PLAYERS:[/B]

landlubber
Skwink
Turquoiside
Jarrema
classical_hero
Zack

DEAD PLAYERS:


Verarde - TOWN Lynched Day One.
choxorn - TOWN Killed Night One.
General Olaf - TOWN Lynched Day Two.

But... but... tails is my lucky side!

Turquoside was very happy tonight. Why? There was a Samurai Jack marathon on, that's why. There wasn't much to do in this town for Turquoside other than watch television and lynch people. He was watching that episode where there was a wishing well that gave you whatever you wanted however it would corrupt your wish as well. It was guarded by three awesome but blind archers.

The archers fired and Jack dodged. However, Turquoside did not and a crossbow bolt hit him right in the forehead. The man in an evil looking brown coat got out of his mountain hideout and ran off.



OCC: @Turquoiside: I think that's where your avatar is from. If it's not then I look like a right idiot, don't I?


Day will end in roughly 48 hours.

LIVING PLAYERS:

landlubber
Skwink
Jarrema
classical_hero
Zack

DEAD PLAYERS:


Verarde - TOWN Lynched Day One.
choxorn - TOWN Killed Night One.
General Olaf - TOWN Lynched Day Two.
Turquoiside - TOWN Killed Night Two.

Might as well come out and reveal, since the game is officially in lylo.

I'm the doctor, I forgot to send in orders Night 1 and protected Skwink last night. The jailkeeper targeted me night one.

Vote: landlubber

For some serious lurking.

NinjaCow64 said:

OCC: @Turquoiside: I think that's where your avatar is from. If it's not then I look like a right idiot, don't I?

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You know your Cartoon Network classics.

Turquoiside said:

You know your Cartoon Network classics.

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It's really weird, I can remember the whole plot of that episode. When I put my mind to it I can remember other episodes as well. I didn't even watch it that much when I was a kid. It's funny how the mind works.

Zack said:

Vote: landlubber

For some serious lurking.

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Interesting that you say that, because I'm actually tied for the most posts (not counting yourself). By that definition, everyone is lurking, right?
I'll think on the vote some and be back a little later.

landlubber said:

everyone is lurking, right?

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Pretty much.

Unvote, Vote: Jarrema

I trust Zack, he's a Doctor. Jarrema

Zack said:

Pretty much.

Unvote, Vote: Jarrema

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care to give reasons?

Skwink said:

I trust Zack, he's a Doctor. Jarrema

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maybe he is a doctor. he can also be mafia claiming being doctor. Anyway, it does not make him scanner. Doctor does not have any more knowledge than vanilla townie

Who are your top suspects, Jarrema?

Zack said:

Who are your top suspects, Jarrema?

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Classical Hero.
THAT is classical lurking

First post, day one:

classical_hero said:

Vote:Verarde Because I can and this was totally random.

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meaningless

Second post:

classical_hero said:

vote:Turquoiside Something scummy about him IMO.

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meaningless vote when there were a tie between others


Vote: Classica Hero
I would also like to hear, Zack, why am I your top suspect now

You've obbiously never had watched me play as a mafia, since my behaviour right now is most definitely not my scum behaviour. If I were scum I would be leading the lynch on some one who has the heat on them. I have clue as to who is the mafia. Yeah I am bandwagoning, but I don't see a good option besides you right now. I accused Turquoiside of being scummy and he dies the next round, how amateurish of me to do that if I were the Scum.

Vote:Jarrema

Ah, and classical_hero does his patented OMGUS which he does regardless of alignment.

Unvote, Vote: classical_hero

Stop doing that. Actually try to find scum for once instead of always voting for whoever votes you.

Jarrema said:

maybe he is a doctor. he can also be mafia claiming being doctor. Anyway, it does not make him scanner. Doctor does not have any more knowledge than vanilla townie

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Haven't you seen a Dr. Pepper commercial?