Comrade Gorbachev summoned Soviet scientists and said, "Those Americans landed on the Moon long time ago. We must surpass them. The Party decided that our cosmonauts will land on the Sun!"
"But, comrade General Secretary, they will burn there!"
"We're not fools here in the Politburo. They'll land there in nighttime."
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