Rise, my bretheren. I have returned, never to leave your side again. IOT sought to destroy me, but it has only made me stronger. Today, we march forward into our future, a stronger people, a divine people, enhanced for the RNGoverned World!
The time has come, to claim this forum as our own!
The time has come, to destroy Action Chat!
One Vision! One Purpose!
ROLL! TO! DODGE!!
Darth Caesar said:
I find a mana restoration potion.
3 (8): You acquire a bottle of tonic water.
Verarde said:
I call upon the Circle of the Pitchmen to grant me great abilities and power.
15 (18): ADVERTISERS, ASSEMBLE! A thunderous strike batters Bill for 18 damage as you recover your wits.
Red_Spy said:
Walk to the city.
Also, I assume that is the one in Russia that was renamed to something else, not the Ukrainian one?
(Aye, what with Darth Caesar being in literally the USSR, things get a bit muddied.
)
15: You hitch-hike to Moscow without further incident.
Terrance888 said:
I blow the fighters up with my cold-fusion spacecraft's blasters.
18: Outmanoeuvring your pursuers, you gain advantage and send them streaking into theAll-American Townships below, further complicating the national state of emergency.
SamSniped said:
I also reserve a spot in the next game.
8: You may or may not have a reserve seat for the next round.
hoplitejoe said:
I steal the rest of afghanistan.
7 (8): You can't steal a country, silly.
NinjaCow64 said:
16: You reserve a spot in the next game.
Dhoomstriker said:
Thanks to the journals helping me to identify the disease, my engineering mentality causes me to further stymie the disease with some duct tape while my nursing ability makes me rip it right off (it will hurt less, I tell myself).
14 (18): It's still not
completely halted, but you've managed to stem the worst of it.
hendo said:
Disappointed by my lack of response, I set about disproving the existence of God and any other higher power, with such infallible logic that I might ascend to godhood myself.
5 (6): Your self-righteous antitheism starts to trip up as you try to address the underlying philosophical quandaries of the universe, and you enter an existential crisis that penalizes philosophical actions by 2 points.
