Doughnut Files - Term 6

I think with the change of the guard in the Turn player for Doughtnuts shows that they have chosen a new man for a new role. I think they saw that Robi D was ther man for war and now they have Kuningas who is there man for peace. Well that is my take on the whole situation.
 
When chatting to Robi, he said that he wanted to take a back seat role for a while, and who can blame him ... for much of the critical times he was virtually the only person active. So I think that it was Robi's decision, he also mentioned that he is more active in the cIV MTDG atm.
 
Dnuts are now in anarchy. They have Republic, and they do not have Monarchy. Something disturbing is going on here. Where did they get Republic?

1. They researched it themselves, and they were lying about researching Monarchy. Seems unlikely - what would they gain by lying?

2. They popped Republic from a hut. Possible, but also unlikely - I doubt they had huts left, and if they did, it was much more likely they would have gotten Construction.

3. They got Republic from TNT.
3A. It was part of the peace deal, but TNT delayed for a couple turns to keep MIA from getting suspicious.
3B. TNT sold it for cash or other goodies. I don't think either of these are too likely either. TNT and Dnuts are still not exactly on good terms.

4. They got Republic from KISS.
4A. KISS sold it for cash. Possible, but why wouldn't Dnuts contact us to see if we would give them a lower price?
4B. KISS traded it for Monarchy (when completed). This is my most likely explanation, but it means KISS was willing to give Republic without getting Monarchy immediately (I'm not too happy that they trust Dnuts). Second question - why did Dnuts want Republic instead of Construction? Unfortunately, my most likely explanation is that they are getting both. Republic immediately, followed by Construction upon the delivery of Monarchy.

It will be interesting to see what government Dnuts actually pick - they may be planning to complete Monarchy with scientists while in anarchy. In any case, I expect to see Dnuts with Construction and both KISS and Dnuts with Monarchy soon.

Am I missing anything?
 
One other possibility, though I can't estimate how likely:

KISS was desperate to get some help squishing us, so the bribed DNUTs with REpublic. DNUT already has a formidable military, which they could land on our shores within 10 turns. This would come at a very bad time if we're also being hit by KISS from the north.

But then, why would DNUTs offer Wines for Ivory? I guess, upon closer examination, my idea doens't really make sense.

Any idea if Kuningas gets along well with anyone on KISS?
 
Have we spoken with Dnuts lately? We should find out what they're up to these days.

Also, with them having a new leader, we need to make sure we're on the same page with him.
 
Yes indeed!

Here's a rough draft for Fe to tinker with…


Dear Doughnuts,

It's been a bit since we last spoke with you, and we wanted to take a moment to say hi. We also realized we may not have properly thanked you for getting us out of that little jam with the Barbarians. Your generous assistance will not be forgotten! Thank you for being such good friends.

No – we are not buttering you up for anything.

In-fact – we have good news to report, and wanted you to be the first to know. It seems KISS may be having a change of heart, and they have decided to start talking with us again. (We're sure our jump to "Strong" compared to KISS had no effect on their sudden willingness to talk). :rolleyes:
Anyway, it's been quite the rollercoaster ride with KISS. From no problems – to aggressive actions and refusal to even respond to letters – back to willingness to talk. (Warning: You must be at least 5 feet tall and be able to bend-over backwards to ride this ride!)
Nonetheless, we are once again cautiously optimistic that we will be able to avoid War with the KISS idiots.

Also – we are planning on turning our tourist-warrior North, and heading towards TNT land. We must admit, he is sad to be leaving your most welcoming lands for the jungles of the North – but duty calls. We know you are now at peace with TNT, but if you ever need information from the north – let us know, and we'll be happy to help if we can. Although you obviously know TNT's land more… er… intimately… than we do. ;)

It's a pleasure trading Ivory with you, and we look forward to many more years of peace and cooperation.

All the best from across the Sea,
MIA

Primary objectives of this letter:

1) Keep the dialogue open and flowing with Dnuts
2) Keep them thinking of us in a positive light (by shameless brown-nosing)
3) Remind them (in a round-about-way) that we have a Strong military
4) Reinforce notions of KISS being unpredictable and militaristic
5) Reaffirm our past good relationship (for Kunigas's benefit)

Other thoughts on this?
 
At first I was a little apprehensive about telling DNUT that we are STRONG to KISS. This info gives DNUT the triangulated info they need to accurately gauge KISS' strength... But then I realized that I was wrong.

The only item I might adjust is the reference to the actual path of the RollerCoaster. We had always told the other teams that KISS was 2 degrees above freezing towards us, in an effort to mask KISSMIA. So the only thing I might adjust:
From Cold and detached indifference ? to aggressive actions and refusal to even respond to letters ? to willingness to talk, albeit with tensions very high

But honestly, it's such I minor point I'd almost not worry about it.
 
Draft of Nut letter ... thanks for starting in Gen_W and others.

Greeting Kuningas, Lord of the Doughnuts

I trust that the mantle of leadership hangs well on your shoulders, through Robi_D a strong friendship was forged and we trust that this will continue and become stronger in your reign. We wish him well in his new role.

We apologise for not properly thanking you for the fine vintage wines that you are sending :beer:
They are delicious indeed, fruity and sweet, a favourite among the ladies, so much so that you may actually see a boom in our population due to it's effects :groucho: We in turn hope that your women folk enjoy the variety in ivory tusks being sent ;)

Thanks also in clearing the Barbarians that threatened our peaceful wanderer, he sent back wondrous reports of your feathered troops thundering them down under hoof. Your glorious and impressive assistance will not be forgotten :salute:

We are planning on turning our tourist-warrior North, and heading towards the ravaged TNT territory. We must admit, he is sad to be leaving your most welcoming lands for the jungles of the North – but duty calls. We know you are now at peace with TNT, but if you ever need information from the north, let us know, and we'll be happy to help if we can. Although you obviously know TNT's land more … err … 'intimately' … than we do. :D

Although it is too early to open a crate of your wines (the better vintages being 'stored' at the Foreign offices) we do have positive news to report, and wanted you to be the first to know. It seems KISS may be having a change of heart, and they have decided to start talking with us again. We're sure our jump to "Strong" compared to KISS has had no effect what so ever on their sudden willingness to open communication channels :mischief:

As you know, it's been quite the rollercoaster ride with KISS. :crazyeye:
From icy cold detached indifference to the volcanic heat of aggressive action ... from the refusal to even respond to letters to a sudden willingness to talk (albeit with tensions very high)
A Friendly Warning: You must be at least 5 feet tall and be able to bend backwards as the double jointed acrobat to ride this ride! :lol:
Nonetheless, we are once again cautiously optimistic that we will be able to avoid War with the KISS idiots.

Regarding diplomacy, do we communicate directly with yourself or is there another that deals with international issues?


We look forward to many more years of peace and cooperation.

All the best from across the Sea :wavey:

Regards in Peace and at your service.

Feaurius III
MIA Foreign Minister.
Available on AIM (fe3333au) and well as the regular Pigeon Mail.
 
You like using smileys, don't you fe?:p

I must say, though, they add a certain element to your letters. - just like your obsession with :beer:

:lol: Good job. :goodjob:
 
Raise your glasses :beer: a sugar coated pigeon has arrived :clap:

Title ... A message from the doughnuts
Nobody said:
Dearest Feaurius III

I am Foreign Affairs Consulate Nobotti Nobodazine, from this moment on you may speak directly to either myself, President Kuningas or Interior Designer Robi if you have any diplomatic topics to discuss.

On behalf of myself and all Doughnutians I would like thank you for the years of peace our two nations have experienced and that our unique relationship stands a testament to the all peace loving races of the world.

Attached to this message I have included a special case from my personal wine cellar a 2000 B.C. Pinot Nior to thank you for the finest ivory money can buy. My elder mother (Mrs Nobodazine) has an illness known as Backaristise Sorearssness and she informs me that she could never relive the pain as well as she can with her new ivory back scratchier.

As far as your relations with Kiss are concerned, I too understand the tedious patience required when negotiating with idiots but the Republic of Doughnutia must reinforce our commitment to peace on the western continent. We applaud your resident attempts at peace and hope the détente continues. We would be most obliged if you update us if status of your negotiations change.

It Is a shame to see our Greek guests leave but I am sure they will enjoy themselves in the lands of our good friends TnT. As everybody knows we had a small disagreement with TnT a few years back. Basically we wanted to live and they disagreed. We sincerely hope this episode is beyond us but we are always willing to accept any information about our northern neighbors that you have four us.

During these trying times I am constantly assured by the words of the prophet Homer “Marge, please, old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.” I hope they also comfort you.

Your most obedient servant

Nobotti Nobodazine
Foreign Affairs Consulate
REPUBLIC OF DOUGHNUTIA


p.s. its a amaginry wine i cant be bothered finding a pic


Oh by the way ... :mischief: the case of wine that was mentioned ... ummm woe woe woe ... arrived in a sorry condition ... and no bottle survived intact :cry:

Sad and Bitter News <hic> Indeed :(
 
Fe3333au said:
no bottle survived intact
No bottle survived the trip intact? Or no bottle survived arriving at the Foreign Ministry intact? :mischief:

All in all - this looks to be good news. Dnuts appear to be content to try to build and recover their lost ground domestically. We probably can't count on getting any support against KISS from them... but we shouldn't have to worry (much) about a back-door attack either.

:thumbsup:
 
I agree, but think we should attempt to see what it would take to sign a non-agression pact with them.
 
I only think we want to approach a non-agression discussion if talks with KISS break down. I woulnd't want DNUT's talking to KISS about our conversation, it could spoil things.... or maybe not.

We could always approach it from this angle: Now that your continent is a peace, we want you to know you have nothing to fear from us. Sign this 50(?)-turn peace agreement, and we'll prosper together in security.
 
Extra Extra Read All About It Doughnut Gazette

Isn't it a bonus when the press leak information which confirms suspicions :mischief:

The Nuts do indeed have Engineering and are looking to trade with KISS !!!
 
So, KISS and Dnuts have traded Engineering, and Dnuts will certainly try to settle and trade Gems and Silks to KISS for Spices and Dyes.

How will MIA/TNT counter this threat?

TNT has made a good start by striking first on colonizing the Silks, but I think we shouldn't just rely on good playing from TNT to counter the KISS/Nut threat.

We need to undermine KISS's relationship with the Dnuts - but How?

If we could get TNT on board, we could pretty easily get a 3-way trading pyramid going that excludes KISS. Dnuts wouldn't even have to promise not to trade with KISS, we could just ensure that KISS never has anything to offer.

But I'm not sure we could get TNT to go for this. Maybe if we propose the 3-way pyramid as a way to get all 3 of us (MIA/TNT/DNUTs) to the industrial age asap, at which point TNT & MIA leap ahead again with our science traits, and THEN we shove Dnuts out into the cold along with KISS.

Again - I'm not at all sure we could work something like this out... I'm just talking, hoping to spark some thoughts on what (if anything) we can do to swing Dnuts away from KISS... and if not into our arms, then at least into a more neutral position.

Thoughts?
 
I think the most realistic outcome will be TNT and MIA trumping KISS's trading options with Dnut- we want to make sure that TNT and MIA are offering things to DNUT that KISS can't match. Of course, the danger with this is that Dnut have the ability to profit from this more that we will. We only profit by the relative backwardsness of KISS, whereas Dnut profit in an absolute sense.

I'm not sure we should try and lock KISS and DNUT from trading techs with eachother. The only way we can do that is if we give DNUT the techs ourselves. The end result is the same - DNUT gets the techs they want.

But we could have more success locking them out of luxury trades. I think that's where we should focus our efforts.

We need to grab that last silk (or TNT needs to). That will force Dnut to look to KISS, MIA, and TNT for an extra luxury or two, and we might be able to make it so that only TNT and MIA are available to trade. There might be some tricky timing - you know, orchestrating the whole 20 turns thing...

I'm really just thinking out loud here. I can't wait to read all the reasons we shouldn't settle the silks on our own ;)
 
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