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Deity
This is where the term 6 records concerning the Nutters live ...
Dear Doughnuts,
It's been a bit since we last spoke with you, and we wanted to take a moment to say hi. We also realized we may not have properly thanked you for getting us out of that little jam with the Barbarians. Your generous assistance will not be forgotten! Thank you for being such good friends.
No we are not buttering you up for anything.
In-fact we have good news to report, and wanted you to be the first to know. It seems KISS may be having a change of heart, and they have decided to start talking with us again. (We're sure our jump to "Strong" compared to KISS had no effect on their sudden willingness to talk).![]()
Anyway, it's been quite the rollercoaster ride with KISS. From no problems to aggressive actions and refusal to even respond to letters back to willingness to talk. (Warning: You must be at least 5 feet tall and be able to bend-over backwards to ride this ride!)
Nonetheless, we are once again cautiously optimistic that we will be able to avoid War with the KISS idiots.
Also we are planning on turning our tourist-warrior North, and heading towards TNT land. We must admit, he is sad to be leaving your most welcoming lands for the jungles of the North but duty calls. We know you are now at peace with TNT, but if you ever need information from the north let us know, and we'll be happy to help if we can. Although you obviously know TNT's land more er intimately than we do.![]()
It's a pleasure trading Ivory with you, and we look forward to many more years of peace and cooperation.
All the best from across the Sea,
MIA
From Cold and detached indifference ? to aggressive actions and refusal to even respond to letters ? to willingness to talk, albeit with tensions very high
Greeting Kuningas, Lord of the Doughnuts
I trust that the mantle of leadership hangs well on your shoulders, through Robi_D a strong friendship was forged and we trust that this will continue and become stronger in your reign. We wish him well in his new role.
We apologise for not properly thanking you for the fine vintage wines that you are sending![]()
They are delicious indeed, fruity and sweet, a favourite among the ladies, so much so that you may actually see a boom in our population due to it's effectsWe in turn hope that your women folk enjoy the variety in ivory tusks being sent
Thanks also in clearing the Barbarians that threatened our peaceful wanderer, he sent back wondrous reports of your feathered troops thundering them down under hoof. Your glorious and impressive assistance will not be forgotten
We are planning on turning our tourist-warrior North, and heading towards the ravaged TNT territory. We must admit, he is sad to be leaving your most welcoming lands for the jungles of the North – but duty calls. We know you are now at peace with TNT, but if you ever need information from the north, let us know, and we'll be happy to help if we can. Although you obviously know TNT's land more … err … 'intimately' … than we do.
Although it is too early to open a crate of your wines (the better vintages being 'stored' at the Foreign offices) we do have positive news to report, and wanted you to be the first to know. It seems KISS may be having a change of heart, and they have decided to start talking with us again. We're sure our jump to "Strong" compared to KISS has had no effect what so ever on their sudden willingness to open communication channels![]()
As you know, it's been quite the rollercoaster ride with KISS.![]()
From icy cold detached indifference to the volcanic heat of aggressive action ... from the refusal to even respond to letters to a sudden willingness to talk (albeit with tensions very high)
A Friendly Warning: You must be at least 5 feet tall and be able to bend backwards as the double jointed acrobat to ride this ride!
Nonetheless, we are once again cautiously optimistic that we will be able to avoid War with the KISS idiots.
Regarding diplomacy, do we communicate directly with yourself or is there another that deals with international issues?
We look forward to many more years of peace and cooperation.
All the best from across the Sea
Regards in Peace and at your service.
Feaurius III
MIA Foreign Minister.
Available on AIM (fe3333au) and well as the regular Pigeon Mail.
Nobody said:Dearest Feaurius III
I am Foreign Affairs Consulate Nobotti Nobodazine, from this moment on you may speak directly to either myself, President Kuningas or Interior Designer Robi if you have any diplomatic topics to discuss.
On behalf of myself and all Doughnutians I would like thank you for the years of peace our two nations have experienced and that our unique relationship stands a testament to the all peace loving races of the world.
Attached to this message I have included a special case from my personal wine cellar a 2000 B.C. Pinot Nior to thank you for the finest ivory money can buy. My elder mother (Mrs Nobodazine) has an illness known as Backaristise Sorearssness and she informs me that she could never relive the pain as well as she can with her new ivory back scratchier.
As far as your relations with Kiss are concerned, I too understand the tedious patience required when negotiating with idiots but the Republic of Doughnutia must reinforce our commitment to peace on the western continent. We applaud your resident attempts at peace and hope the détente continues. We would be most obliged if you update us if status of your negotiations change.
It Is a shame to see our Greek guests leave but I am sure they will enjoy themselves in the lands of our good friends TnT. As everybody knows we had a small disagreement with TnT a few years back. Basically we wanted to live and they disagreed. We sincerely hope this episode is beyond us but we are always willing to accept any information about our northern neighbors that you have four us.
During these trying times I am constantly assured by the words of the prophet Homer “Marge, please, old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.” I hope they also comfort you.
Your most obedient servant
Nobotti Nobodazine
Foreign Affairs Consulate
REPUBLIC OF DOUGHNUTIA
p.s. its a amaginry wine i cant be bothered finding a pic
No bottle survived the trip intact? Or no bottle survived arriving at the Foreign Ministry intact?Fe3333au said:no bottle survived intact