The 10 Best Reasons For a World War!
10. I know where you live....
9. I am a God, and you must do what i say!
8. There is a funny looking thing that the Persians built, which is supposedly wonderful. Therefore, all civs would want it.
7. The best weapons available to any army involve bashing the enemy across the head with something heavy.
6. Wars make everyone's scientific research go faster.
5. The Great God Meleet, and the Holy RNG will be mucj more interested if they see 4 civilizations throwing units pointlessly at each other.
4. Gallic swords vs Immortals vs Mounties vs Hoplites would be awesome.
3. I like the number 3, and a war would kill off at least one civ.
2.Each civilization has been trading faulty goods to each other. For example, the Iroquois trading wines have been poisoned, the swords traded by the Celts are flimsy, the Persians have sent out Dinsog (although they denyed it too my face, i heard them talking...) and the Greeks have been giving out fools gold.
and, the #1 reason why there should be a World War
1. A long war spanning 2 and a 1/2 eras is just the thing to bring people back to the MTDG. And thats all that matters, right?
Disclaimer: All veiws expressed here are formed by the a non government member of MIA known as azzaman333. His veiws tend to be very biased towards warmongering. Use of any of these reasons to declare war is foolish, and azzaman333 will not take any responsibility for actions based on a reason here. Think of your own stupid reasons for war.
(this work is copyrighted in my imagination, so DONT COPY IT)
This is pretty good
Could i make a feature article for our paper?
