RiskNES VI - WAR IS PEACE

Try speaking American, son. What the hell's that got to do with you? Are you Warlord? Didn't think so. You're BasqueSepa. Where I come from, those two aren't the same. It's like that Sesame Street song. Hell, you probably even know it: "One of these things is not like the other..."

Don't be pestering me with nonsense, I got wars to win.
 
The Good News: My Rhye's of Civilization eXpanded Earth Map game of Germany just "degenerated" into a World War. Spain vs Babylon-Arabia-England-Byzantines-Egypt-Zululand and Germany vs Babylon-Arabia-Greece-Rome. This is good in the context of this NES because (1) I'm happy and (2) I'll be awake for quite while, giving human-slaughter time to send in orders ASAP (that is, if he's online within the next few hours).

The Bad News: My Lancers are pretty stretched and Russia (a neutral power) and/or Byzantium and/or England might just join the war against me, though my preindustrial shields are focused on three-move Cavalry. Also, human-slaughter still hasn't sent orders, and that's all that stands between Turn 5 and Turn 6.
 
I vote that we divide up his territories. Dibs on Europe!
 
Come on Slaughtery, just because your tangled web of lies backfired on you and you're getting your arse handed to you on a silver platter as a result isn't an excuse to shy away from a fight! Just pretend it's RiskNES IV, you didn't mind a good drubbing back then! :p
 
I'm sorry. I'm on the road right now and my only Internet access is through my phone. I will do my absolute best to try and get my orders in. And don't worry I'm not driving.
 
orders sent. I blame all mistakes on my iPhone. Damn you Steve Jobs.

And symph I don't even remeber playing in the last risk haha.
 
Turn 6

Placement
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Combat
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Final
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Reinforcements:
  • J. Cash - 10 reinforcements
  • E. Presley - 7 reinforcements
  • Simoom - 9 reinforcements
  • Warlord - 8 reinforcements
  • Basque Sepa - 5 reinforcements

Offenses:
Nothing serious. :D​

Notes:
  • Everyone - Replays of Invader Zim! Such a joyous night/early morning, oh yes! This makes me want to do another update as soon as humanly possible!
  • North King - In a final act of defiance, the last battalion under Lt. Dodge took out three others before finally succumbing to the relentless forces of Simoom.

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Turn 7 Orders Deadline: June 3, 2008, 1200 GMT​
 
Wow, 11 vs 3 at Central America and 1 survives. That Mexican defiance beats even that of Lt. Dodge. :eek:
 
damn, I forgot one simple order and I still don't have Europe. I refuse to write orders untill I have arrived home. Late PST my orders will be in.
 
"This Is MEXICO!"
"... BELIZE!"
"... COSTA RICA!"
"... EL SALVADOR!"
"... GUATEMALA!"
"... HONDURAS!"
"... NICARAGUA!"
"... And PANAMA!"

"... What the hell kind of power is PANAMA?"
 
Niklas said:
Wow, 11 vs 3 at Central America and 1 survives. That Mexican defiance beats even that of Lt. Dodge. :eek:
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It's called karma. Good job attacking everybody nearby but the weakest power who has thus far been neglected and has jack-all for troops, Neverwonagame3. Enjoy the taste of the ashes which will soon permeate your lands.

Lets get this show on the road.

human-slaughter said:
damn, I forgot one simple order and I still don't have Europe. I refuse to write orders untill I have arrived home. Late PST my orders will be in.
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And to think the mod's the one that's got "chicken" in his name... :p Also, as a refresher:

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I look forward to besting it.
 
ah yes. I don't remember my mission tho. Anyways maybe I'll just wait till the 3rd and make dlyingchicken give me something good for my birthday.
 
Can't say I expected bravery from a pirate. Goes well with the lack of planning.
 
Symphony d. Is up there in my list of favorite personalities. Somewhere around Bill O'reilly and Toby Keith. Compliment btw.
 
Blah blah blah I'm a lad-fancying sailor boy who can't send be bothered to type coherently despite being stuck in a car with nothing better to do! I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now send orders or I shall taunt you a fourth time!
 
sorry the birthday boy gets what he wants. :p
 
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