Okay, okay. Bad pun. But this round was all about pacifying India and getting them comfortable with their new status as a slave-nation of the Japanese empire.
We started by trying to uplift our current, savage vassals:
He's looking rather sheepish there. Probably because we had to do that two or three times. Genghis Khan will probably never be *useful* to us, except as a shield to the north, but I figured we should put forth the effort.
In 1390, the inevitable finally happened:
Sorry, Roosevelt. We, um, tried. Getting involved in America's doomed last stand was a huge mistake, as we were to find out later. As you can see there, we also got a Great Engineer. Despite his rarity and value, I burned him for a Golden Age. We needed the secret of Rifles, and the hammers and cash needed to produce them, quickly.
We set up our missionary ship to head for the New World:
The Incas converted quickly and were more than happy to join the Buddhist community. The Aztecs, though, refused to open their borders, no matter what we did to butter them up. That (fake) war was just unforgiveable, I guess. So much for a quick and easy Apostolic Palace victory.
And, of course, we decided against conversion by the sword in favor of battling heresy closer to home:
As you can see, we have our "Victory Fleet" ready to ravage the southern tip of India. Rifling was ready, and Asoka was still stuck on Maces and Muskets. This was our opportunity.
We had another stack ready to attack from the east, through Bangladesh:
We fended off Asoka's pitiful strike and prepared to open a two-front war.
Pataliputra fell quickly, and I upgraded the entire force with modern weapons:
Gotta love the free upgrades for Great-General-Led units, of which I have two: A Samurai City Raider and a Pikeman Medic, both of which are now Riflemen.
At this point, we sold the very latest in Japanese technology for Military Tradition, Constitution, and Scientific Method. Thanks, Mansa, Elizabeth, and Catherine (respectively)!
Having done its job defensively, our Nanjing stack was ready to take the fight to the enemy:
And, of course, since the game loves nothing more than to mock me, our Spy failed to Incite Revolt despite a good six or seven turns of hanging out, laying the groundwork. Ah, well. We weren't going to fail. It was just going to take a bit more effort.
Calcutta finally fell in 1490:
It was a tough decision, but I decided to keep it. Yeah, it's a crappy site, but it's already developed and, assuming we were going to vassalize Asoka, we didn't need a razing demerit.
Our southern stack took its sweet time finally reaching Vijayanagara, having had to upgrade and cut roads and such to cover the skeleton crew defending Pataliputra, but it was finally in place in 1505:
It was quite juicy:
Suddenly,
our war weariness problems were
India's war weariness problems. Not to mention the economic benefit of having Versailles on our side.
Our second stack, meanwhile, marched on Bombay:
And our Naval stack finally sat outside the walls of Delhi:
With that accursed city in the hills of Nepal Asoka's final continental stronghold (and frankly not worth the effort of beseiging), we finally accepted Asoka's surrender:
We got some gold and a Pacific colony. Nor a terrible haul.
We also signed a Defensive Pact with Russia and managed to bring India back into the fold of the Faith:
So, in 1540, I decided to make my report and once again solicit advice. Here's the new Espionage allocation:
Our hemisphere:
And the not-our hemisphere:
Insight into our top cities:
The power graph:
Techs:
And the Diplomacy web:
So, India, too, is now ours. It's probably for the best. I don't know how well our forces would have stood against the 30 or 40 Catapults I'm sure Monty would have thrown at us (I've tried the continental invasion before, and it's fun, but a bit tedious).
So I take it the rallying call is going to be for Cyrus' head? Or is it time to make peace and build infrastructure? Or should we run a suicide Missionary and push for the Apostolic Victory? I'm interested to see what you all think.