This game is not turning out how I'd anticipated. It's a blast, thoguh.
I began by doing a little bit of shuffling to reflect the advice I'd been getting:
First, I changed Paris' build to a Warrior and pumped up the research rate. This would allow us to use the Oracle for sweet, sweet Metal Casting. This, in turn, would allow us to build the Colossus in Paris.
Secondly, I found out that, indeed, London is defended by a lone Warrior and a single boat. So, as you can see, I took Gooblah's advice and loaded two Chariots onto a Galley!
In 775 B.C., the Oracle completed, and the gods (... er, saints?) taught us advanced metalworking techniques and demanded we use them to fashion a massive icon in their names.
We also decided that Elizabeth was worth more to us dead than alive:
London fell quickly:
And turned out to be England's only stronghold:
We burned it to the ground, later founding Bristol on the nearby Stone.
Our reinforcements, which did not end up being necessary did a bit of exploration in Ireland:
And nabbed a bit of gold. Never the best result, but certainly not the worst, either.
Around this time, Mansa Musa finished researching Alphabet, which predictably set off a continent-wide golden age of technology sharing. We ended up with Alphabet and Hunting for Metal Casting and Polytheism.
Of course, being able to trade techs isn't all chocolate and roses:
I wasn't going to turn away someone as pretty (and dangerous) as Catherine.
Saladin, however....
Neither pretty nor especially scary. Suck it, heathen.
In 440 B.C., I founded my first grossly out of place city:
I know, I know. Stockholm is
way south of where I put it. But there's no real-world major city analog. Which is unfortunate, since it's a great spot! Sweden could've had a real powerhouse city there.
In 410, Code of Laws completed, giving us a fascinating bonus:
A second holy city? In
Berlin??? Shouldn't it have founded in a religionless city? Or at least away from a current shrine? Suddenly, with another Great Prophet on the way in Paris, Berlin is looking like a powerhouse gold city.
We also learned that our military is not quite as inept as I'd feared:
Of course, Julie's ahead of us, but he's our Christian brother. Everyone else lives in fear of Spanish justice!
With London and its Lighthouse razed, the English Channel became distressingly empty. Thankfully, the people of Paris were on hand to clutter it back up:
And in 305 B.C., things started getting complicated:
We earned our Great Prophet to make Berlin a double-shrine city, but Catherine was suddenly in trouble! I decided to keep out of things for now. Perhaps I would declare myself if people came asking for help.
Nobody came, though. Which was a good thing, because in 230 B.C., things got even more complicated:
Catherine asked me to close my borders to the vile Egyptians. Not a problem. After last game, I'm perfectly content hating Hattie. More importantly, as you can see in the lower right corner, Julius Caesar had betrayed me!
He sent three Praetorians and a Spearman to ruin my day. Thankfully, a whipped Axeman and some garrison shuffling fended him off with (miracle of miracles) not a single casualty. So, in 215 B.C., I decided to call it a round.
Here's the situation on the Roman border:
I think I could at least take Antium, but is it worth it? I'm thinking I could just switch my research to Feudalism and Vassalize Rome.
I mean, looking at the Power Chart:
We can see that a lot of Rome's power was founded on that mini stack he sent our way. We are on fairly good terms, and with Alexander to his west and us to his north, west, and south, he's kind of boxed in. He may be willing to kneel.
Here's a look at the world:
We can now settle the British Isles at our leisure. Maybe Edinburgh on the Iron and a single city in Ireland.
The Domestic Advisor:
I know, I know. Why is Stockholm building a Trireme? Because I'm an idiot and pushed the wrong button, and now I may as well finish it. Not that we can't use a shark of the seas, anyway.
And the Foreign Policy situation:
So things are looking up. The only real question is what to do with Rome. Conduct a proper war? Shoot for Feudalism and make a push for Vassalization? Or just let things peter out and declare peace when we can?
Also, is my English Plan sound? I know I said we could settle st our leisure, but we can't wait too long.
Any other thoughts?