- Hello!
- Hello!
- Wow! A n*gger!
- Hello, sir!
- Hello, n*gger!
- I’ve come to... order a thingy to myself.
- A needlework.
- Exactly.
- Let’s take, take the measur…
- Don’t be cocky, n*gger! I’ll tell you, nice n’ easy..
- So?
- I need a hat. But it’s a special kind of ha… Don’t be cocky, n*gger! And don’t be hasty! N*gger. (cackle) I need a hat that would, like, start from above, high…
- I’d take measur…
- Don’t be cocky, n*gger! I’ll finish, then you speak.
- Yes.
- Starts from above, then gets to head, ears, and down to shoulders.
- But how will face stay visible?
- Face won’t, n*gger, be visible, only eyes can look out, the rest is all covered, can you understand it, n*gger?!?
- So it’s then like a kind of carnival hat?
- Yes, carnival, for you this is carnival hat.
- Eighty centimeters?
- Make it a meter, n*gger!
- What colour should this hat be?
- That’s what I wanted to start with! White, naturally, white like a silk!
- Totally… blank?
- White… not like…
- Sure. I get it.
- The colour must be clean.
- Like teeth?
(pause)
- Like MY teeth. Together go, several hats go…
- Like, seven then? Like dwarves?
- Like dwarves, go…
- With white hats?
- With white hats.
- Yes yes yes..
- Yes yes yes…
- All right, But shall we keep trousers…
- Don’t be cocky, n*gger, no trousers are needed! I simply need free-falling, strengthened, conic hat, where you can see only eyes! N*gger, shall I need to start shouting now, n*gger?!
- All right! So, I’ll try by next wee..
- You, n*gger, try nothing. And next week you’ll try even less, n*gger! By lunchtime, n*gger, this hat must be ready. And in the evening, n*gger, when it’s dark, I’ll, n*gger, come to pick it up. With my friends, n*gger, who all have hats like that. N*gger!
- During carnival?
- Carnival, n*gger, carnival for you, n*gger! Tether up your dog, n*gger, or else, n*gger, you might not have this dog by morning, n*gger!
- Good bye! N*gger!
- Good bye!
- Good bye. N*gger.
- Good bye, sir!