NERFSNES BT UPDATE: 1000 BC - 500 BC
NORTH AND MIDDLE AMERICA · GOD BLESS AMERICA
In Mesoamerica, things were relatively peaceful (that is to say, full of bloody but ultimately pointless and uneventful wars) until a great meteor strike sent things shakin' on the Year -22 of the Mecixian calendar (whose zeroth year starts at the refounding of the lake-city of Texacocacola, which had been deserted at around that time).
When natural disaster upon natural disaster piled themselves on the poor Mesoamericans, panic and all sorts of bad things ensued. Some societies even resorted to human sacrifice, and ended up killing a whole lot of their people. Others still resorted to human sacrifice with the difference of killing others instead of killing their own; one of those was the Chiefdom of Lokitlan, who too proud and warrior-like to commit society-wide suicide.
The Lokitlan developed interesting battle tactics and stratagems that were promptly ripped off by their neighbors. Of course, the Lokitlan had the advantages of numbers and organization, the latter of which was lacking in the region after the Great Cataclysm. Chief Morko, by MY -11, capitalized on those advantages and shrugged off his peoples' rivals' lack of originality with sharp rocks and heavy sticks.
When Chief Morko died fighting in MY -7, he left his son, Chief Gorko, with a sizeable kingdom, though only slightly larger than their forefathers' states. Other chiefs faraway also had ambitions in that time of crisis, and soon enough Lokitlan was facing other organized and militaristic chiefdoms as strong rivals. It would be on a raid in MY -2 that Chief Gorko would find his trump card: an obscure community which had developed writing, which unluckily failed to go around because of the chaos and all.
With writing (which, not coincidentally, influenced rapid changes in the Lokitlan language) to spread law, commerce, and military orders around, Gorko was able to form an empire stretching from Lokitlan to what was once Midland. Having survived the Cataclysm, he proclaimed his people The Chosen Ones, or Mecixia, and that was what his empire was so named. Mecixia would continue its aggression, forcing several tribes and chiefdoms in the east to form confederations to protect their sovereignty and avoid being sacrificed to random gods.
By MY 267, Mecixia was an established, powerful, and organized state, with bureaucrats, priests, armies, a laboring and slave class (which some consider to be the sacrificial fodder classes),though one falling into decadence. In the South, a powerful local governor with an oversized private army had proclaimed his mountainous plot of land independent of the Emperor Dakokakola. In the East, the loose confederations were still loose confederations, though Imperial control had been faltering when the roads built under an elderly Chief Gorko had been largely ignored for several years, in addition to the fact that all travel of any nature in Mesoamerica was done on foot.
In North America, meanwhile, things are quite barbaric as usual. While some tribes go on and on about the beauty of nature, having chieftains' daughters talking to trees or spontaneously bursting into song and dance, others are far more practical and chop down trees, overforage, overhunt, and generally abuse nature. Organization beyond this startling savagery and base barbarism had not sprung up with any degree of permanence, possibly because there wasn't exactly a need for such.
EUROPE AND NORTHWEST AFRICA · ENTERING THE LIMELIGHT
In North Tauria (Italy), there was some fierce fighting going on as a famine ravaged the multiethnic Confederation of the Po, the disaster caused mostly by bickering governors ignoring decreased harvests and invading Centi and Luini tribes from the North, as well as Taurusian opportunists from the south. The said tribes took advantage of the turmoil and proceeded to raid and pillage Confederate settlements. While the Confederate countryside was becoming a feast for barbarian invaders, the city of Remula became a battlefield. By late 1245 AF, the government in Remula controlled nothing beyond the city boundaries, with its deformed, inbred, and Remus-descended Latin King missing, possibly having fled to the South, and in fact controlled nothing within as various factions vied for power in a short but bloody city-wide civil war that would last until the early months of 1246 AF, when a Great Chieftain, whose name was removed from all Confederate records as was customary, of one of the native Poi ruling clans took over with the prompt and subsequent putting down of many prominent rivals and proclaiming himself descent of Remus, relative of the missing King—the authenticity of the claims were not questioned in fear of the new King's thugs, of course.
The barbaric invaders, by that time, had settled down in former Confederate lands, though failed to enter its core territories which were protected by landowners and their small militias and fortifications, enjoying the bounties of the land and creating viable, yet rather primitive, states of their own. Of course, the newly-established leaders of the rather depopulated Remula couldn't let barbarians overrun the former territories of the City of Marble, so he raised an army to reclaim the old lands. However, finding himself short of both manpower and cash, he turned to his old rivals, who had fled to the countryside to their own or allied estates, giving several concessions.
Soon enough, the new King had his army; though unbeknownst to him he had severely undermined his position. When he was out campaigning, his rivals in the newly-reformed Oligarchy had reinstated the old King and had established firm control of Remula, imprisoning the relatives and confiscating the estates of the pretender—which was what they were starting to call the new King. By the time the pretender-King had returned home, successful in his reconquests, his army—loyal to him in his show of leadership, though extremely battered and exhausted—faced an even larger and definitely fresher one, composed of citizens and mercenaries, under the command of the oligarchs. The pretender led his men bravely and skillfully, as the accounts go, but in the middle of the fighting he was struck down by a slinger's crude lead bullet, causing his army to break to be slaughtered or to defect to the state.
At some point, a few stragglers of Wradyslaw horse-barbarians tried to take over bits of what was the Confederation and Centi Lands, but found themselves stumbling over their frozen horses in the mountains and blocked and slaughtered like pigs by Confederate soldiers elsewhere. The Wradyslaw are believed to be natives to the far North of Vainia (Greece) who were driven to the horseback-riding steppe nomadic lifestyle introduced possibly by western steppe nomad relatives of the Sarpa, and have since either blended linguistically and ethnically with said steppe nomads or have exterminated and replaced them. The middle ground is most likely, of course.
Across the sea from the city of Cueta to the sea north of Dalran, Greeks, Mumkene, and Greco-Mumkene city-states have engaged in extensive colonization, leaving their marginal lands for better prospects elsewhere. Joining the independent city-states was the Greco-Taurusian Kingdom of Neapolis (which used a merchant marine and an alliance with the Kingdom of Cosentia to bring forth an invasion and settlement of Nuraghi lands), as well as several Taurusians who escaped the onslaught of the Neapolitan Kingdom, which had the great skill of having poor neighbors, Guradan-ruled Republic of Adur, the Greco-Mumkene-ruled Republic of Cueta, and the Wradyslaw-Crurian Republic of Crurslawol (though most of its colonies have very strong Greek or Mumkene elements to them). Several native peoples were displaced; those with nowhere else to go, like the Nuraghi of Sicily, were mercilessly exterminated or enslaved.
Meanwhile, small tribal wars of a several hundreds of people in the island to the Northwest interested a few ancient travelers, noting their strange barbaric ways being only slightly different from the Celts to their South, with the biggest difference being their slightly radically different polytheistic beliefs. There were great tribal confederations and lots of tribal fighting to be sure, maybe with iron weapons leagues more interesting than rocks or heavy sticks, but compared to everywhere else in the world, the battles there were mere skirmishes; skirmishes that could wipe away entire regions' populations for sure, but skirmishes nonetheless.
WEST AND CENTRAL ASIA AND NORTHEAST AFRICA · WHAT A MOUTHFUL
The Kingdom of Egypt of TY 2106-2377 was in what some would call a "Golden Age," though this is probably a misnomer, based entirely on the extraordinary amount of work that the Pharaohs had commissioned at the time, as the immediately proceeding period was to be the Egyptian Civil War; it is very likely that in that period the Empire had overstretched its financial and military capabilities, the former out of the pyramid-building for the Sun God and the latter out of the relatively fruitless attacks on the weakened Wodakan Empire to the North (which had become exhausted in attempted invasions of Sadion (Cyprus), only to see its efforts capitalized on by the Kingdom of Peteni). These ultimately led to dissatisfaction among several classes and the weakening of Egypt, of a magnitude great enough for civil war to ensue.
The Egyptian Civil War saw the long-standing Nubian ruling class, establish long ago in the chaos of TY 1792-1851, being replaced by a true Egyptian dynasty. It is interesting to note that the Nubian and Egyptian cultures had mixed so well that Nubians save for those enslaved or in the far South, are often only distinguishable from so-called true Egyptians by their physical appearances. It is doubly interesting to point out that the slaves of Egypt, even under the so-called Nubian dynasty, were made up mostly of Nubians, though sometimes it is difficult to distinguish between true slaves and peasant-laborers in the highly stratified Egyptian society.
Order was restored with most of Egypt intact under the new rulers, though Southern Egypt had become a stronghold of the former dynasty, a stronghold which proved to be unassailable throughout the centuries up until TY 2499, while the province of Libya was given much freedom and concessions, due to wily politicking on the part of its governors, that it only had to pay lip service to it being a part of Egypt. Egypt proper prospered after the war, making profits in exporting grain across the sea, though the threat of losing its Southern territories to Upper Egypt was always looming, as the old Nubian dynasty grew more insane and unpredictable with each passing generation—in fact, the true governance of the Nubian state has fallen into the hands of a council of priests and advisers of mixed Nubian and Egyptian descent. The independent province of Libya was reduced to a backwater state with a few years of mismanagement, though the Libyans themselves made a name for themselves as excellent mercenaries throughout the region.
The Narga Chiefdom, after much pressure from the pastoralist horse-barbarians from the West, collapsed. Sarpa peoples left their former homelands, chased off by the more militarily powerful and numerous Wradyslaw barbarians, and went south. There they learned more of and applied the secrets of organization from the Rigundo states to the East and their long-time trade partners, the people of Dalran (Mesopotamia). The Sarpa and Saka peoples blended somewhat in the new states, eventually to be called the Skosai people, named after the Skosai Empire, the spiritual successor of the Tatalasan Empire, founded by King Kakaska after he brutally subjugating his rivals and turning the motley bunch of provinces into a true Empire. He would reform everything about the Skosai from the military to calendars to laws, using and improving upon Dalranese and Rigundo models.
The Skosai would later on invade the Ysoran Empire several times after securing the rest of their borders with forts and bribes, starting with the massive and extremely successful invasion by Emperor Makaras II in Skosai Year 279 (OTL 630 BC). By SY 309, the Empire had secured much of Southern Dalran, creating fresh new Governorates that did not think about rebellion or any other sort of perfidy, only the glory of the Empire, possibly because any sort of perfidy was foolhardy, as they learned from what they knew of the history of Dalran and Dehanes (Asia Minor), and that sycophants then tended to profit more than traitors did.
Speaking of the Ysoran Empire and company, much of the geopolitical world of Dalran had shifted to accommodate fresh blood, or so it seems. The Ysoran Empire and the Viceroyalty, the latter being officially part of the former, had fallen to the combined weight of constant warring with the Skosai Empire and the very recent incursions of the Wradyslaw and Arkanite barbarians led by the Arkanite Warlord Sakana (Arkanites being “northerners”

. Warlord Sakana is a very interesting topic by himself; of mixed Greek, Mumkene, and Arkanite origins, the man had risen up the ranks of what amounted to a band of petty bandits, hired several Wradyslaw clans to his cause, united the Arkanite tribes, and marched into Dalran proper which he promptly conquered in thunderous gallops, hails of arrow fire, and lots of stabbing. Soon his army would be bolstered by dissatisfied Dalranese, especially fellow Arkanites who have become targets of oppression in a wave of anti-Arkanitism initiated by King Wokien (more on him later). He was stopped only when he met the highly organized and numerous Skosai armies and the reinvigorated Peletvo Kingdom, though in SY 649 it did not seem unlikely that the middle-aged genius of a warlord could renege on his pacts of non-aggression with either rivals, as he was quickly adapting the Skosai methods of governance and was reforming his conquered lands, which was to be called the Kingdom of Arkan by its neighbors, into something more than just a good warlord’s prize for being aggressive.
Though many of the Dalranese defeats were uninteresting massacres and rebellion compounded with invasion, two events stand out as being morbidly funny and comically tragic. The last heir to the throne of the so-called Danion League, Baro, who was not a prince as principalities did not exist in the Dalranese governments, had led much of his disheartened populace south. His army was demoralized and lacking in supplies, and soon enough they met the Northern Arabs who were quite hospitable to the people in exodus, providing them with directions to food and water, though that only slightly reduced their casualties in the walk. Alas, Baro had other plans, and when he learned of his people "fraternizing with the savage enemy" he ordered the slaughter not only of the Arabs but also of the "traitors," leading to his untimely death at the hands of an incredulous and angry mob. His people returned home and proceeded to proclaim their full allegiance to either Sakana or the Skosai.
The other story was that of the "peasant king", the egomaniacal King Wokien of Dolensach. After Dolensach was captured by the warlord Sakana, Wokien proceeded to feign humility and began touring the countryside, which was coincidentally full of Northerner settlers who were following the Wradyslaw warlord, hiding from the soldiers of Sakana while gathering support for his cause. Earlier in his reign, he had been an iconoclast and vehement anti-Arkanite, massacring thousands of innocent Alsenites and forcing the bureaucracy to adapt a new language which distanced him from his people greatly. As he could hardly keep the things he did a secret, even openly advertising the fact in great statues of himself over the shattered remains of his predecessors' and the god Alsen's, as well as great stone blocks with names of the "heathen followers" of the said god, it is needless to say that his tour didn't go very well. He was betrayed within weeks, captured by his own people and was promptly offered to Sakana. The King attempted to plead for his life, still planning to recreate Tatalasan, and promised the warlord that he "will be given a large tract of land, much gold, and several titles in the new Empire" in exchange for his freedom and his kingdom. Within a day, he was burnt alive in a public spectacle in Dolensach, a fitting offering to the god Alsen and an embittered populace.
SOUTH AND EAST ASIA · REGIONS MANY JUNGLES APART
The records of the Rigundo region, in the various flavors of what was ultimately a script of early Rigundo origin, have captured the great downfall of the Empire of Atu in great detail, starting a tradition of detailed record-keeping among its upper classes. This served little higher purpose than for the enjoyment of the upper classes, and indeed the destruction of enemy records has become a great pastime of conquering warlords as they attempted to make permanent and prolific their own version of things. Some would say that the razing of Guyupt was both a great loss and gain, for it was there when its historians began chronicling what they thought would be series of great victories for the Atu Empire when the Nuerit first began advancing from the North, and it would be those historians that people elsewhere would imitate with great enthusiasm.
In any case, all the mostly-conflicting histories at the time agreed that Nuenton, in an alliance with the neighboring Hujga, invaded the Northern frontiers of the Empire in great force as the Empire was busy subduing tiny city-states to its East. The King of Atu, King Cevaba the Weak, who was leading the armies at the time, was complacent, and initially sent only small forces to meet his advancing rivals. The small forces would be annihilated, and it would be his son, Cevaba III, who would rally and levy the people of Guyupt and the surrounding countryside to fend off the invaders. King Cevaba, meanwhile, would praise his son, but with little further support as he enjoyed his stay in the rather luxurious city of Vis.
Cevaba III would face great beasts of war, brutal Sarpa and Kushenri mercenaries, Hujgan and Nuerit soldiers, organized and well-commanded by some of history's least-memorable yet excellent generals. Though not a pushover himself, Cevaba III was simply overwhelmed, as he did not have the money to prevent desertions or bribe away rebel leaders tempted by the advancing enemies. Before long, the battles were being fought in the streets of Guyupt, and Cevaba III would die a most gruesome fate of falling off an elephant and breaking his neck against the stone pavement of his palace, before his elephant would collapse and flatten its master's dying body; on this, most histories agreed on, too. Cevaba II was said to be devastated, though some accounts claim that he was delighted that his greatest rival to power was gone. At any rate, that cued him to heroically charge forth and bring his vacationed army into the core of the Empire, at the great relief of many of his far more intelligent advisors and generals.
By the time he had liberated his devastated capital, however, he had heard of Hujgan armies marching south, so far away from their Northern homes, and invading the vassal kingdom of Wanbu. Soon enough, Wanbu had fought back its overstretched invaders, though the Empire's failure to protect its vassal prompted a quick though painful severing of ties. Wanbu would later join Atu's growing list of enemies, along with various Rigundo tribes and chiefdoms which had begun as simple mercenaries under the employ of its enemies, as well as rebellions in the East, under the leadership of the governor he had left in Vis. The records are conflicting on whether Cevaba II truly thought that he could easily win his Empire back with the demoralized and unhappy army he had or went mad, some say of grief while others still say out of the stress of leading a dying country.
After what many term "The Last Supper of Cevaba" or simply "The Last Supper", Cevaba II led his ragtag forces into one final charge at one of the stronger Hujga armies, reinforced by those retreating from the failed Wanbu invasion. His body failed him, however, and he fell off his horse long before the armies were close enough to consider engagement. He generals would order a retreat, though those same generals would later bicker as to whom had the right to lead Atu out of the nightmare it was having. Pretenders to the throne would come to power here and there, including outsider Rigundo chiefs, but in truth, the destiny of Atu was at the hands of its invaders who seemed unrelenting in their attacks. The chaos that followed the death of Cevaba II, combined with the pools of manpower the Atu warlords and Rigundo invaders had, would bog them down greatly, and since their coffers were not unlimited, they would eventually settle to leave many parts of Atu untouched as they reorganized for another assault and consolidated their massive gains.
To their bad luck, a general named Kyufa Brunten would rise several years later with an army of thugs and reorganize the core provinces of Atu. He would lead a major counter-offensive against the invaders, and literally restore the Empire and more in his lifetime. But the rivals of Atu had tasted power and soon after his death, the old invaders would return with a vengeance, though the reforms he had initiated had ensured the survival of the Empire of Atu, though in the watered-down form of the Estates of Kenyu while Atu's biggest rivals, the old vassal kingdom of Wanbu to the South and the Hujga of the West would fill in the vacuum of power it left behind in its subsequent collapses. Other Rigundo states have risen, and some say that the peoples to the South have begun organizing themselves, sometimes with Rigundo leadership but their influence weakened further and further South. By Imperial Year 1562 (a calendar created in OTL 873 BC by Kyufa, which begins at the fictional date of the founding of the Empire of Atu at OTL 2062 BC), new powers are rising along with ambition as some news and a great amount of rumors of great states such as the Skosai and the Tatalasan reach the Rigundo world through the trade networks.
Meanwhile in Zhonguo (China) or the Middle Regions in the local tongue, the various states have reached a level of compromise. The Huan warlords of the Mandingjun Basin to the eastern ocean were formally governors of the Xeng Empire of the Northeast, though they were given much autonomy and were given many write-offs in terms of vassal's fees by the Emperor, though the Emperors' tact on the matter is a tad circular and doomed to defeat: they have sought to perpetuate friendship with the warlords in order to have secured borders as they take down rebellions of various natures within their Empire, while nobles and administrators become alienated and unhappy with the lack of initiative the Xeng Emperors have shown, causing uprisings that grow in severity every other year. Meanwhile, the Zu States, independent of any greater power, remain disunited and in constant scheming and plotting since the collapse of the Kingdom of Zu, which had lacked the proper infrastructure to maintain its mountainous domain while it spent most of its meager treasury on fruitless wars against the Huan states.
The disorder in Zhonguo had other interesting side-effects as well. Some Zhonguonese people had fled to the sea, establishing small communities across the eastern sea. Of these communities, one stands out as being large and organized enough to be a centralized state in the vein of the Zhonguonese states as well as having a slightly different background: the Yinshu Maritime Administrative District, or Aefo as some called it. It was a project of the Aefoso Clan of the Yinshu Prefecture, the Southeasternmost Zhonguo state which once held territories deep into Zu land. The lack of returns on the project, compounded with the bankruptcy it plunged the Prefecture in, led to the removal of the Aefoso from power to exile in their failed colonies. Not being one to give up, the deposed Yinshu leader, Godone Aefoso, organized his little colony into a proper state, accepting refugees escaping coastal Zhonguo, and built up an armed force capable of defending his people from the natives who have begun organizing themselves in the vein of Zhonguonese states too, with the example of Aefo to blame.
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