1000 Clues You Play Civ IV Too Much

DroopyTofu said:

I was bored, so I set it to Earth (not 18 civs), as Rome, Settler. Poor Japan. Never knew what was coming. Sorry about your burning nose.

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967: When you are bored you play the Earth map as Rome on settler difficulty.

Sorry about screwing up the count

968) You believe that soldiers fight in threes
969) You believe the Three Gorges Dam in China will cause absolutely no affect on the environment.
970) You've ever built a life size trebuchet in your backyard (come rich English guy did, and began launched flaming pianos and small cars)
971) Your computer has ever told you to stop playing civ.
972) You cry because while playing on deity your neighbor managed to build a warrior before your modern armors reached his city.
973) You have so many saved games and mods installed that you ran out of memory.
974) You still ran out of memory, even after you built a computer with 1 yottabyte of memory.
975) You actually know what a yottabyte is because you needed that much space for your mods (1 yottabyte= 1 sectatrillion bytes)

976.) If you sit down to do a difficult written exam, you think: "Oh, well, if I get flunked, I can always reload a save and do this again."

977. You ever had more than one window/tab of CivFanatics open at the same time. (guilty)

978.) when asked what your greatest fear is you say " a really bad starting position"

Firestorm94 said:

978.) when asked what your greatest fear is you say " a really bad starting position"

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979. Or "an axeman rush".

980: When asked what hell looks like, the first two things that come to your mind is "one off coast" and "tundra island".
981: You know most of the unit cost by heart, even the lategame ones.
982: You have wondered if it would be possible to grab Mining with Liberalism and still win the game.
983: You are not hindered by random personalities since you quickly recognize them - almost as quick as when they have their original personalities.
984: When someone asks you what you want to be when you grow up, they are confused when you answer "Deity".
985: You have several folders in your Images folder dedicated to civ screenies, to keep them in order.
986: You want to learn "Baba Yetu" - both the text, the drums and invent your own piano to it.
987: When your alarm on your watch beeps, you think of the tech quote (beep... beep... beep...).
988: You know all the leaders unique interaction animation in the trade screen (Cathy slapping, etc).
989: Most of your MSN icons are from the CFC forum
990: Your MSN profile pic is from civilization.
991: All you want for xmas is time to play civ - and CivCol.
992: You are posting this list instead of doing your homework blush: guilty)
993: You have, several times, played Duel size against 17 AIs. And won.
994: You believe that the only enviromental drawback for nukes is global warming.
995: On the other hand, you are convinced that coal plants do not cause global warming.
996: Neither does equipping several million soldiers with tanks and driving them across the world in a rampage against all the other nations.
997: You believe that there are no ordinary libraries in Arabia. They have Madrassas.
998: You can remember what ressources are used to increase the building speed of all seven religion cathedrals - and use choose religions specifically because of this.
999: You are posting clue #1000.

1000: Just... One more turn...

Hey! Diamond Eye! The Thread Starter Was Supposed To Do Reason 1000! Arrrgghhh! (all caps except it won't let me)

lol

Didn't you read that?

Eclipse-X010 said:

Thank you for giving me the honor of posting clue 1000, I will now be lie awake all night thinking of an appropriate clue.

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Sorry, he's already got the honor.

Besides posting 20 at a time is sorta cheating.

let's overlook # 1000, which isn't that good

so we need another 1000th

It's too late now, we have to go to 10,000.

I thought he was saying that there was "just one more turn" to Clue #1000.
Eclipse-X010, WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!!

remeber, put this thread in your sig!

STUPID, FREAKIN, TIME ZONES

This is the first time I had all day, give me a minute

CLUE # 1000) You not only didn't post this but you couldn't post this, because you love civ so much you play night and day, nonstop, this thread is you biography and now that you have read it, you will go back to playing civ. Long Live Civ IV, long live Sid Myers, long live Civfanatics, long live... well... everyone who plays civ

WE'RE DONE!

Remember to post thread in you sig.

WE WILL PUBLICLY MOCK ANYONE WHO POSTS CLUE 1001 BEFORE THREAD IS LOCKED

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YAY we're finally done





just celebrating, didn't post a clue so don't mock me

yay!

It has been an honor to be a part of this thread, I shall add it so my sig

The original poster should now copy all the clues into one single post

And then we should arrange a series of votes to decide which one is the best

lol...

Uhm I realized the honor was for the OP but I was a sneaky b****rd...

#1001: You keep posting clues even after the thread officially closed.

Who is Eclipse, anyway?