A crazy round... A lot can happen in 40 years.
The Mongolian army was slogging through Turkey on its way to Greece. The Russian army was slogging its way through Turkey on its way to Greece. This was, needless to say, a bad situation. I didn't want Catherine beating me to any precious cities or, worse, vassalizing Alexander and letting him close his borders with impunity.
So, much as I hate to do this, I bought her cooperation:
Can she use Electricity against me? I believe she can, but not as readily as the other two options, and I had to get her out of that war.
Meanwhile, amdst the smog of Beijing's Industrial district, a subway system was under construction. One of the planners, Nain Singh, received the spark of Greatness and requested less menial work:
I sent him off to Pyongyang to twiddle his thumbs and await further instructions. Once Industrialism finished, I set my research to Mass Media. He'd be productive soon enough.
With Catherine out of the picture, it was time to ruin Alexander's day:
As my armies marched, Huayna Capac begged for Assembly Line (and was promptly refused) and Mansa Musa snuck a city into the Outback:
I didn't really want to build that city, anyway. My Aussie settlers were heading east to New Zealand. I'll crush Tekkeda if the situation with the Mali ever comes to war.
In 1754, my troops closed back in on Istanbul (Not Sparta). This time around, the invasion force was a little more robust:
And this time, I wasn't giving it back. Nothing huge in there, some infrastructure and a settled Priest.
The Cavalry had split off the Istanbul force and rode down the Ionian coastline to Athens. There, with the help of naval and airship bombardment, they made their assault:
Alexander was tried before a military tribunal and hanged at dawn.
So I had all these troops in eastern Europe and nothing to really do with them. I know! I'll punch grumpy old Frederick in the face!
After all, Istabul and Athens were being unfairly crushed by German culture. It's a matter of national pride!
Let it not be said that Frederick's army was total garbage:
But, against Tanks and Infantry, it almost may as well have been:
And with the Statue of Zeus in our hands, our people aren't nearly as pissed off about this war as they used to be!
As my main forces headed toward Berlin, I routed a few Tanks to Hamburg:
It fell easily.
Berlin, meanwhile, was one tile off the coast, rendering me unable to wreak havoc with shoreline bombardment. So I had to resort to sexy ladies:
It's a good thing I sent three of them, too. The first two failed and were killed by German counterintelligence agents. The third time's the charm, though.
After a short battle, Mongol banners were hung from German windows:
And it was time to let Frederick off the hook:
He's limited to Ireland, Scandinavia, and South America. He should be my one usefull thrall.
Of course, one cannot take over Berlin and expect to hold it without taking Paris as well:
See? And everyone said that building the Angkor Wat was a bad move!
I wasn't going to chase down Louis' holdings in Siberia and Norway, so he, too, was permitted to live.
In 1778, with the help of Nain Singh, the United Nations was completed in Beijing:
I won the Secretary General election with 984 of 1702 votes. Enough to issue decrees from a bully pulpit, but not yet enough to win. Catherine is going to have to be taken down a peg.
But first, y'know, I've got all those Tanks in Paris and Elizabeth is limited to a single city....
What the heck.
I also had to prove that we weren't ALL about the looting and the pillaging:
This should have the added benefit of helping our... acquisitions get up to speed culturally at a much quicker pace.
Meanwhile, in Jolly Olde Englande, the hearty Redcoats learned that their bayonets and massed rifle fire were no match for the Mongolian Iron Chariots:
Elizabeth was so utterly forgettable this game that she doesn't even get a pithy "how she died" quote.
State of the World to follow.