In this round, we shake our fists in impotent rage from the gates of Paris.
Things began innocently enough. The world erupted in war and alliances, as it usually does around this time:
Shaka's not a very popular guy on this map. Shocker.
I also made a couple ill-advised trades to get back to tech parity:
Check out Charlemagne. He is having some sort of freak-out vision quest, there. But I figure these techs (with the possible exception of Drama) are hefty enough to be worth trading for. And I can justify Drama in that I want to get started on the Globe, but I don't want to delay Education. Needless to say, I immediately channeled my funds into upgrading my Warriors, Axemen, and Archers to Medieval State of the Art.
I also made some long-delayed Health resource trades:
I gotta say, I'm getting more and more tempted to build the National Park as one of my five National Wonders, Ironworks be damned.
I also got roped into a phony war:
I never thought I'd see the day when I'm siding with the scheming Khmer against the friendly, noble Egyptians. Religious politics makes for strange bedfellows...
Meanwhile, Africa was in turmoil. In 415, the Mali capital of Timbuktu fell to Shaka and, 30 years later...
We may have had it rough while playing Mansa Musa back in the day, but things were never THAT rough... You can also see that the Globe Theater and Education are right around the corner.
Of course, lest anyone think that I'm a tech-swapping fool, accepting any and all offers:
... Sorry, old boy. Hate to send you off disappointed, but, um, that's just not gonna cut it.
A couple of things are going on in this next screenshot:
First off, you can see that the world is going Hindu, and fast. Unless a missionary decides to visit Paris for some weird reason, I may need to adopt Free Religion just to fend off charges of heresy. Not good. You can also see that Charlemagne's vassal experiment was short-lived. Bismarck probably wasn't that good of a master, anyway. He looks like he smells bad. *shudder* Finally, Bibracte has been fully enveloped by French culture. It's only a matter of time now...
I learned that our fake war with Egypt wasn't quite as fake as I'd thought:
Aaaah! And we don't even have Engineering to build Pikemen (Germany does, though, and my Spy is in there with full Espionage backing to see if he can steal it. It's slow going, though). Not that I'm afraid afraid. I just don't want them burning too much of our slow-to-replace farmlands.
Thankfully, Ramesses was just as apprehensive about war as we were. He just wanted about tree fitty:
Which I guess translates into 45 gold. So, uh, you'll leave me alone for 45 gold? And you won't even trample a field or two first? Sign me up!
As the arts and sciences bloomed in western Europe, war and chaos raged in the east:
Ouch. Somehow, it was the Byzantines who founded Ireland this game (Don't ask me), so now Justinian is stuck out there with the leprechauns and the beer. Don't forget the beer...
In fact, Mao became quite the beast in this round, winning the allegiance of a broken Byzantium and the proud Sumerians.
In 685, we suffered yet another declaration of war:
Along with some party-favor troops. Axes and Spears? Great! I might even earn a Great General to settle down on the Champs Elysee.
Sadly, it was like a bad video game. Those were just the level 1 troops. The Berserkers were right behind:
But I did win the Liberalism race and took Nationalism!
By 805, with the help of a Suicide Catapult and a quick sallying forth by my Paris garrison, Ragnar's forces were in shambles and I had a few new Great People to find homes for:
Ragnar still refuses to talk to me, but at least he's no longer threatening to end me.
In 820, I got a very strange message:
"Cancelling Open Borders? That bi-... Oh. Poor Boudica. May she rest in peace." I imagine that the visual of what happened to Bibracte was like French culture advancing like a Dr. Manhattan blast wave. Thwoomp!
Germany, meanwhile, has been busy in its "foreign renovation projects":
The world powers seem to be shaping up to be Bismarck and Mao. And, of course, whoever comes out on top of that mess over in the New World.
So I wrapped things up there and called it a round. Here's a peek at Europe:
As you can see, Constantinople isn't doing too well as a Chinese possession, so that's a plus, I guess. You can also see that Amsterdam, London, and Berlin are all starting to feel the burn.
Paris itself:
Our garrison is pretty weak right now, and our Worker died in the fighting. I'm thinking I'll finish the Taj for the Golden Age and then rebuild. Hopefuly Ragnar doesn't come by with a new stack in the meantime...
The always fun 34 Civ diplomacy screen:
Boggles the mind, don't it?
And a look at the Tech screen:
My Spy can steal Theology or Horseback Riding from Bismarck right now, but I'm holding out for Guilds or Engineering.
So what do you all think? Ragnar refuses to talk to me, which probably means that he has another stack on the way. Should I delay the Taj to refortify? I also need a Worker to build that last Farm and maybe to build a Fort over in England to collect those resources. But that can wait. Should I just grab HBR from Bismarck and be done with it? It's feeling like it'll take forever before I have enough Espionage to steal a real tech. And what of Civics? Should I jump into Free Religion just to duck the wrath of the growing Hindu bloc? I hate to admit it, but I'm feeling pretty lost here.
Here's the save: