In this round, I grumble that managing diplomacy in a field this crowded can be a pain in the arse.
I started out by arranging what I think was the least painful deal for Astronomy from India:
Those two techs are pretty benign, and they're fairly widespread, anyway. And money, well, money is no object in an OCC. This shaved a turn or so off of Scientific Method. Hey, every little bit helps!
In 1250, the belligerent Ethiopians became even more of a pain than they were before:
... Pinch? On the Oromos? That could be bad. That could be very bad.
I made a minor deal for Lincoln's map (Literature, I think), and what I saw didn't surprise me:
The Aztecs are just eating the Native American's breakfast instead of the United States'. Coincidentally, this means that Lincoln has been left alone to rival Montezuma as a military power. We just might see Monty get pushed back without player intervention!
Isabella is one of our few friends on this map. And, of course, Darius is one of our many enemies. I was having difficulty finding a willing partner for a Defensive Pact, so when Spain came a knockin', I complied:
Of course, the self-important Babylonians got in on the action, too, declaring war on us, but I never really saw anything from them.
Persia, on the other hand...
Quick work for my fleet-footed Cuirassiers and Musketeers. This brought the numberless nations of Persia to the bargaining table. I still had to give up a tithe to get them off of my property, but 45 gold seemed like a reasonable price to pay. Again, other than a few unit upgrades, what am I really going to do with all the gold coming from those Artists, Prophets, and Merchants?
Needless to say, once Scientific Method completed, I went traipsing down the path of Physics. It's a fairly high-priority tech for the AIs and, well, I wasn't going to lose that free Great Scientist without a fight. I also nabbed Constitution from our Indian friends:
I'm so glad you didn't get et by a lion like in the Shaka game! And, yeah, I know that Theology is worthless. But I'm getting sick and tired of six or seven AIs shoving it in my face every time I hit "End Turn!" I'm not interested, Charlemagne! I already gave at the bank, Wang Kon! Leave me alone!
A fake war with Arabia earned me a Great General:
And a bit of tribute coin in my own pocket. It felt good to kill something again, and the settled GG is worth a little bit of spare research and culture. And Arabia submitted to the Khmer shortly thereafter, so they can hate me all they want now. Hey, Saladin! Yo momma so big she earn the circumnavigation bonus. Ooooooohhhh!!! And so long as his boss is happy with us, there ain't a thing he can do about it.
So peace once again settled over the French city-state. But not for long. Our noble Roman allies required aid against Zara Yaqob!
Y'remember Zara? With the Pinch Oromo Warriors? Yeah, that Zara. I don't know what I was thinking.
Anyway, we never saw any of those gun-wielding buzzsaws, but apparently they were too much for Augustus' primitive troops:
#$%&! Well, I beat back a terrifying stack of a Musketeer and a Pikeman from Rome, and I was able to buy peace from Ethiopia. But now Caesar is all pissed at me because I'd declared war on his master. Yeah, at your request, you jerk!
The game continued to mock me by spitting out another Great Artist:
... Well, at least it wasn't another Spy.
In 1465, even Greece was forced to kneel before Darius:
And what of Leonidas? Pericles may kneel, but the people of Sparta will FIGHT! Or, well, they would, I guess. We really need Xerxes and Leonidas leaderheads. Just think of the goofy diplomacy quotes that could be mined from that movie.
Even Elizabeth joined the Persian Empire as a sister-civ:
Well, hopefully that'll at least keep those two from declaring war on the world all willy-nilly anymore. You can also see that Gandhi has beaten us to the Statue of Liberty. It would have been nice, but we're a little late to Democracy.
In 1495, I decided to end things with a limp-wristed tribute payment to our erstwhile German allies:
Oh, come on, Otto! We're best buds! Don't do this to me! *huff* Fine. Take it. Jerk.
I settled the Communism Great Spy, and I'm thinking of saving the next Spy or Artist for a Golden Age for some Civics changes. At the very least, a future dip into Universal Suffrage could be valuable. Or maybe I'll just wait for the Cristo Redentor.
Here's a look at Paris, complete with all of its buildings and units:
Yeah, I went with the National Park. It has its drawbacks, but if we're supposed to be creating a utopian city, we can't let our people choke to death in the streets. And I think the extra Specialists (and the ability to use buildings like the Industrial Park without fear) will more than make up for the lack of Coal.
So here's the world:
And the tech situation:
I'm wondering how reasonable a Computers beeline would be for the Internet at this point. Then we could switch everything to production, trade the Scientists' lab coats for frocks and hammers and shoot for the stars from the backs of our enemies. I dunno. I gotta admit, I feel like a green-behind-the-ears newbie all over again in an OCC. If I seem unfocused and chaotic, it's because I am. What should our next goal be? I look forward to your input and discussion.
The save: