A strange round. An interesting round. A round that, normally, I would be tempted to "reroll." But it had its victories, and it was really cool, so I'm gonna write it up and run with it. If it ends up losing the game for us, so be it.
Sitting Bull, wearing a finely tailored suit and his finest headdress, began the proceedings by wining and dining his cohorts on the world stage. After all, he had some trades he needed to make:
These trades made Sitting Bull a wealthy man, but he would need wealth in order to achieve his goals. Scientific Method jarred the wise men of Tenochtitlan, shaking their faith in the Way of the Spirit. Religion provided a solid bedrock for the Native American way of life, but eventually it must be set aside, at least by the researchers on the cutting edge.
As the Mexican people returned to work, building Levees to harness the power of their surging rivers, their southern neighbors revolted, wishing to ally themselves with their more orthodox homeland under Pacal II:
Lakamha would struggle with the throes of revolt throughout the round. But its purpose is to insulate Mutal from such dissidence, so, in that respect, it succeeded in its duty.
It was time to commence hostilities with Babylon. The vastness of the Native American army squatted in Vienne, and a few Galleons loaded with quick-striking special forces slipped quietly along the Mediterranean coast. There was one minor snag:
Zara Yaqob's Defensive Pact was hardly a deal-breaker, but it certainly constituted a headache that would need to be taken care of. Zara was a respected member of the world community, and war with him would do indelible harm to international relations. And, besides, I think we all remember the lesson De Gaulle learned about Ethiopian backstabs when you're trying to hold France.
Thankfully, Sitting Bull knew just the loose cannon that could shatter this inconvenient alliance:
Shaka was no fool. He refused to declare war on the military powerhouses to his north. And such a development would only make the Pact more secure, anyway. No, Sitting Bull took advantage of the Ethiopians' greed. They eyed the riches held by the backward Zulu, and they recognized that Shaka was a terrible neighbor to have, anyway. Of course, such a preemptive strike would go squarely against Zara Yaqob's treaty of nonaggression with Hammurabi. The prospect of shiny new Rifles, though, allayed such concerns. The Ethiopians were so overjoyed that they insisted on sharing their knowledge of Divine Right. Sitting Bull was hesitant to accept such a worthless gift, but he could not let Zara's emissary see the avaricious glint in his own eye. He accepted it with aplomb.
With Ethiopia mollified, it was time to inform Babylon that its Favored-Nation status had been demoted to Favored-Target status:
As expected, Hammurabi immediately threw his entire eastern Army against Vienne, made up of troops from a hundred lands and a thousand eras of warfare:
Such an army, had it been intent on simple slaughter, would likely have overrun Sitting Bull's outpost. But Hammurabi was cautious. He wanted to take Vienne with minimal losses. This was his mistake.
After huddling behind the walls and waiting out a bit of bombardment and an exploratory attack, the Native American force exploded from the city, decimating their foes in a wall of concentrated Rifle and Cannon fire:
The shattered remnant limped back east, licking their wounds in the refuge of Tolosa.
With Sitting Bull invading the Old World and taking control of Buddhist cities, it was inevitable that he would become embroiled in Buddhist politics. His first real experience with their forked-tongues ways was, predictably, traumatic:
Sitting Bull, confident in the democratic process of the Apostolic See and not wanting to make any more enemies than he absolutely had to (especially with the relatively kind and generous Hannibal), merely voted "No." Oporto had some difficulties feeding its citizens, and maybe a few human rights violations were going on within city limits, but Sitting Bull felt that his ability to artificially increase the size of the "Artisan Caste" would calm things down and make the city prosperous inside of one hundred years.
Sadly, reports of the Lakamha riots (which Sitting Bull steadfastly insisted were "an internal matter") and, frankly, Native America's outsider status as an alien Theocracy known for conducting wars of annihilation on European soil, swayed votes in favor of Carthage:
Honestly, the city would have been a contentious possession anyway, as rioting broke out just before the official takeover took place. Of more concern was Bibracte, throwing off Hammurabi's yoke to throw in with Charlemagne and the Holy Roman Empire a turn before Vienne's army marched through its streets. Babylon, with its erstwhile Ethiopian allies watching from the sidelines, was isolated, but with the Holy Roman Empire came the Byzantines. And Sitting Bull was not yet ready to confront Justinian from across the ocean.
By 1520, Native American troops had set up a siege camp outside of Tolosa:
The Spy inside the city found a people unwilling to even consider revolt, and the soldiers outside suffered from constant harrying strikes from the city's Airships.
Brute force prevailed, though, and the victorious troops quickly discovered the sources of their difficulties:
Vienne's cultural pressure was an artifact of Tolosa's Great Artist exhorting his compatriots to expand the city's influence. Sitting Bull's inability to get an edge on Hammurabi's Spies had its roots in Tolosa's numerous Espionage centers. And the resistence of the people themselves emanated from the intimidating presence of Chichen Itza in the urban core. As the military victory dominated headlines, Sitting Bull threw the government into chaos, implementing Ethiopian ideals (obtained in a secret deal in exchange for Railroads) for Peace, Land, and No Overseas Maintenance Costs. The Anarchy was difficult to bear, but the new era of prosperity State Property brought in was largely agreed to be worth it.
Tolosa was a fine prize. But the real riches were in Babylon itself:
The Statue of Liberty would be, for the moment, a minor Wonder, granting a handful of free Specialists drawn to its banner of Freedom. As Sitting Bull's Euurasian holdings grew, though, so would the Statue's influence. And those holdings would, indeed, grow.
The good omens for for the Native Americans increased. Not only was Babylon a treasure, both symbolic and actual, but its forces were completely unprepared for even an exploratory invasion:
A state of siege was established. Sitting Bull's troops could not take the city single-handed, but neither could they be ousted. Islander-forged Cannons stripped away the city's defenses as reinforcements flooded through Gilgamesh's Mediterranean capital, Uruk.
As troops moved east and Galleons gave way to Oil-fueled Transports, Sitting Bull once again reached out to the world. Combustion to Zara Yaqob netted us Physics, and Steel, Physics and Railroad won us Constitution, Military Tradition, and Democracy from Gilgamesh. We also traded Divine Right to Suryavarman for an obscene amount of gold, but that hardly counts as a trade.
Unfortunately, not all diplomatic developments were beneficial:
Wang Kon had been a friend. This betrayal was doubtless a result of Hammurabi's meddling. Sitting Bull forgave Korea, for he understood the concept of life-debt and, seeing the sadness in Wang Kon's eyes as he made the announcement, he knew that the Korean leader suffered under such a bond. The whole episode only increased Sitting Bull's determination to humble the Babylonian tyrant.
By 1565, it was time to make a final push:
Babylon came complete with Statue of Liberty, Kremlin, Academy, Angkor Wat, and Temple of Artemis! Admittedly, the city was completely locked into Babylonian culture, but the nationwide effects of the Wonders alone more than made up for that.
With his capital fallen, Hammurabi made a move to retake Tolosa:
Thankfully, Bibracte's Holy Roman culture (and Charlemagne's refusal to Open Borders) meant that a good part of the Vienne army was dutifully standing around, awaiting transport to the front. Babylon's stack was quickly eliminated.
In 1580, a much more acceptable Apostolic Resolution came across the table:
Wang Kon had apparently had enough of our war, and had found a way to cease hostilities with his dignity intact. Sitting Bull was proud of his friend's cunning, and quickly resumed trade with the rich Korean empire.
By 1585, I figured it was time to bring Pacal up to speed and end the round:
We now have war on two fronts. Here are our forces, holed up in Babylon:
I'm tempted to keep our heads low, because I'm sure that Hammurabi has a vengeance stack on the way. Of course, if you think that's already happened (and failed against Tolosa), we could go out and try to take some more territory.
And Europe:
It's really too bad that Charlemagne isn't unaffiliated. Taking Bibracte and Prague would be huge right now, but I shudder to think of what Justinian might bring to the party. As you can see, Flight is almost ours, and I've got Pacal studying diligently to bring Corporation to our shores.
And, conveniently enough, Coproration is practically our only "missing" tech right now:
I don't really care all that much about Military Science.
Finally, here's a look at the Diplomacy Web:
We're no longer really well-liked. Once I get a Golden Age up, not only am I converting to Emancipation, but I think Free Religion is a bit overdue.
So, that's the round. A lot happened, so I look forward to seeing what you all have to say about it. Sorry for the delays, and thanks for following!
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