The number one threat to Roman Hegemony? BEARS! You guessed it, in this round we wrassled with the fetching Catherine and her borsht-loving comrades. It was a difficult decision, choosing between Russia and Arabia as the next focus of our attentions, but I ultimately decided that Catherine was a much bigger late-game threat than Saladin, and the red borders were being much more irritating in eastern Germania than the green ones were down in Turkey. And besides, if we declared war on Arabia, then it would be just like Catherine to jump in and send a whole mess of troops across our massive shared border.
The round began with the rest of the world rendering unto Caesar what is Caesar's:
A few resources-for-gold trades slowed the bleeding of Rome's treasury, while spreading Horseback Riding around a bit shored it up nicely.
Cornelius Vanderbilt was sent eastward into far-off Asia to bring back riches, while Geronimo lent his Woodland lore to the Roman war machine:
Maybe making a Praetorian super-medic wasn't the smartest move in the world, but he was able to contribute with his sword as well as his stethoscope, and the Gunpowder era isn't all that far off, anyway.
By 65 B.C., global tensions were beginning to heat up. The Mali had become more and more threatening in their diplomatic correspondence, and India had become a full-on warzone. Vanderbilt eventually decided that, y'know, Pasagardae, at the mouths of the Tigris and Euphrates, was far-off and exotic enough for his purposes:
The heart of a Praetorian does not beat in every Roman breast. Nevertheless, he was a profitable enough emissary, netting us a substantial purse of gold (honestly, I'd have to march him a long way unescorted through potentially hostile territory to nab a few extra hundred gold, so I decided to just get what I could without an opportunist slitting Cornelius' throat on the road).
By 50 B.C., the Romans were masters of Cavalry as well as Infantry. Caesar decided that an army marches on its stomach, and that the best way to leverage this edge was on the farm:
The hard-line hawks in the Senate argued against such a bucolic measure, but the prospect of getting more troops in the field long-term trumped the rather limited short-term benefits of a small influx of obsolete Horse Archers.
Meanwhile, quiet preparations for war continued across the empire. Troops built up along the border, the Helenopontus garrison relocated to Odessus, and Spies infiltrated the Russian bastion of Novgorod:
Hanging Gardens, Chichen Itza, and a few short turns away from the Apostolic Palace. Chichen Itza and the city's proximity to Arx Regem alone make it our primary target; the other Wonders will just make it worth our while.
Of course, claiming the Holy See wasn't strictly necessarily- Despite Catherine building the Palace, Caesar elected himself pontiff unilaterally, thanks to the large numbers of Buddhist faithful in Europe. Well, Asoka decided to give us the nod, but his votes were completely unnecessary.
By the turn of the Calendar, it was time to make official what should have been blindingly obvious to the casual observer:
Russia was Pleased with us, so it pained Caesar to strike at an ally, but Catherine is a dangerous wild card, and Rome could not comfortably pursue its ambitions with the Slavic dagger poised at its back.
Of course, any war against a Deity AI involves a hostile stack intruding on friendly territory:
We were a bit late getting Pikemen to the front, so Russian war elephants inflicted heavier losses than they should have (Soviet Mammoth Cavalry... *shudder*) throughout the war, but that particular stack was dismantled without much difficulty. On the lower right, you can see our Odessa stack pressing northward to Novgorod.
Russian Macemen also proved difficult for our now-aging Praetorians, but collateral damage cures all ills. As a result (and with our Spies' help in bringing down the city's defenses), Novgorod and all its Wonders passed under Roman control:
Geronimo and his soldiers holed up for the winter inside the city, licking their wounds and being reinforced by veteran Knights from the Battle of Arx Regem. But already Caesar's greedy eyes were on the next prize: Moscow, the shining jewel of the Russian crown.
In the south, meanwhile, Rome's campaigns against the vicious Mali (who had declared themselves Russian vassals shortly before our declaration of war) were decidedly less successful, due largely to Caesar's comparative neglect of that particular front. While Russia contended with the combined production of Europe and England, the African campaigns were waged almost entirely from Icosium and Tingis. A few harrying raids by Roman Knights were quickly cowed into submission by lumbering African Elephants.
Not all was gloom, though. The horticultural efforts of a young lad in Germania brought him much fame and glory:
Rome's investment in his studies paid off, too, as he became a famous educator in the city's Library.
As Rome's armies marched up to the gates of Moscow and began the protracted siege of the city, the clerics of Parisiorum, led by one Father Weis, sought to assuage the war-weary hearts on the home front:
The massive nature of the supercontinent meant that only the British Isles would be exempt from Notre Dame's soothing effects. Sadly, shortly thereafter, Father Weis was exiled in disgrace. In his stead, the cathedral is now ruled by Father Kelly, who promises victory at any cost. Many remain unconvinced.
As Caesar moved a few things into the Apostolic Palace (he had a feeling he'd be staying there for a while), a young acolyte came forth with a selection of possible edicts:
Six of one, half dozen of the other. Caesar sent the boy away with a snort and continued to order about his interior decorators. The war with Russia would not end so easily.
Moscow fell in 205 A.D.:
And was found to be outfitted well. The Roman siege had been sparing, leaving many of the city's more valuable structures intact. Moscow promised to contribute greatly in the many wars ahead.
As the main army rested up in Moscow, preparing for an assault on St. Petersburg, reinforcements made a quick detour to Yekaterinburg, where they faced limited opposition:
The city was unremarkable, but it had the potential to at least pay for its own upkeep.
Catherine was at her wits' end. Her offensive capability was smashed, and what little troop strength she had left spent their days huddled in her cities, fearing the oncoming march of the obsolete but still maddeningly efficient Praetorians or the hoofbeats of the dreaded Equites. Even the loyal Mansa Musa determined that hers was not the winning team:
Catherine sent diplomats to embassies across Eurasia, seeking war allies, even at the cost of her people's independence, but she received no such offers of salvation. All she could do was hunker down with her troops and wait for the inevitable.
In Rome, meanwhile, things continued to snowball as the rich got richer:
St. John established the Temple of Solomon in Caledonia, pleasing the faithful and finally tapping the lucrative Jewish market.
Catherine's last major bastion was St. Petersburg, which formed Russia's final connection to the Black Sea:
The siege was successful, and Russia was reduced to the Siberian villages which were naked to Persian predation. Caesar had little interest in chasing Catherine through the snowy wastes.
It was time to see what she would give up for the chance to live another day:
Orenburg wasn't on the maps that Asoka had given us (along with Aesthetics) for the secrets of Philosophy, but it was doubtless a polar hell not worth having. And Russia is on the ropes right now. Finishing Catherine off would be time-consuming, perhaps, but not difficult. I come to you now wondering whether we are better served with Russia as a beaten vassal, or erased from the map entirely. For the record, our bride Isabella does not favor clemency.
Here's a look at Asoka's map of the world:
Russia could be a reasonable buffer from which we could strike out at the Jewish outcast, Cyrus. I'm thinking we should probably swing south through Arabia and Egypt first, though, to eliminate the prospect of a two-front war.
The tech situation:
I'm currently researching Chemistry, in hopes of nabbing Steel with Liberalism. I think we're pretty secure in getting the free tech at this point, so we may as well make it count. Hattie could have been stiff competition, but she decided to go down the Nationalism route for whatever reason.
Finally, the Diplomatic Relations screen:
Yes, China is starting to beef up. I think Qin's finally starting to get southeast Asia cleared of all that jungle. So, what do you all think?