An Anno Domini Classic Tale

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4000 BC: Winchester founded

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The people have come together to establish one of our villages as our capital. Because it is my childhood home they are now flocking to the village of Winchester, and so the trappings of government have started to gather there. For this reason we no longer call Winchester a village, but a town instead. Since Winchester is now a town I have decided to form bands of warriors to explore the lands outside our domain and to protect Winchester from possible enemies. Alfred the Great

3980 BC: Researching Toolmaking

My wise men are bored and at odds. Seeing as they're getting rowdy and causing trouble it is my decision to put them to gainful work. For this reason they are now researching the mysteries of Toolworking. Not that we don't know how to make tools, but it keeps my wise men out of trouble, and they may learn how to make and use tools better than we now do. Alfred the Great

3860 BC: Learn Oral Tradition

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My warriors have encountered a village of strangers. These people have a tradition of tale telling that makes our informal ways seem inadequate. From them we have learned the power of story telling and are now establishing a formal corp of tale tellers. Some of my advisers say we should start constructing special places where story tellers can hold forth. Alfred the Great

3870 BC: Horses discovered

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The warrior band I sent out to explore has encountered a most interesting animal. the nomadic locals call it a Horse, and tell of a game they play in which they ride on the back of the beast. Nothing too well developed, maybe we will develop it further. Alfred the Great

(Translators Note: As Alfred noted in his journal, the Anglo-Saxons already knew how to make tools when he decided to start a formal research program. But, contrary to what Ethelred of the University of Baumberg would have you believe, the research program Alfred the Great instituted did show how toolmaking could be better done, allowing for the introduction of spearmen to the nascent Anglo-Saxon military.

To the contrary, his story of learning Oral Tradition from base savages has the odor of urban legend. Our ancestors knew how to tell stories already, and one would think that formalizing the art and establishing special places where stories could be told would be a case of organic development. No need for a research project in other words. Our esteemed leader is known for his tendency to exaggerate and invent things. At 6,000 years old he also tends to forget things.

More to come. Alf-wine of the University of Winchester)

(Alfie's Addendum: The arrogance of youth is amazing, isn't it? :) )
 

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3740 BC: The Sea Discovered

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The warriors have found a most remarkable body of water. It is bitter to the taste, and makes those who drink the water sick. I have been informed that the waves are greater than those seen in any lesser body of water, and that one gets a feeling of infinite vastness. I have plans for this "sea". Alfred the Great

(Translator's Note: Discovering the sea had a big effect on our ancestors. Being a land bound people at the time they had nothing to truly compare it with.)

(Alfie: The fish were big too. :D )

3580 BC: First Worker

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The first body of men and women dedicated to improve the land round about Winchester. At the moment we are limited to building roads, but that will make it easier to travel about our domains, and will improve income. Alfred the Great

(Translator: The things our ancestors got excited about.)

(Alfie: Oh come on! It was a big deal back then. For the first time in history we could start improving the land about our cities. Without those first workers our nation would not have developed and grown as fast as she did. I swear, if this kid wasn't wife #896's favorite cousin I'd get somebody else to do the translating. :rolleyes: )

3020 BC: First Barbarians

Some people just don't appreciate a good joke. We later destroyed these barbarian bands and continued on our way

(Translator: These barbarians were just the prickly sort, according to the account from the warriors who met them. )

(Alfie: It was also a lousy joke to be honest with you.)

3140 BC: First Nomad

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Now we could see about founding more towns. I decided to send these people to the coast so we could establish a "port" (I think that's what it's called). Alfred the Great

(Translator: Here at least our leader has cause to be proud. Were it not for nomads the Anglo-Saxon people would be a pitiful volk indeed.)

(Alfie: Aint he the condescending modern?)
 

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Thanks for recounting this tale of your Anno Domini Classic game. I'm enjoying it thus far; it's a story well told.
 
Sorry, but I royally screwed up. Alfie will be back, with his sardonic comments on his nephew's comments on the translation of Alfie's original words. So expect a new thread covering a new game
 
I like those graphics. The water in the bay up north looks like it's covered in little tiny hex tiles.

Foreshadowing Civ5, maybe?
 
Umm...That graphic has been made long before even knowing that Civ5 is coming. At the time it was made there were only jokes/rumors/guesses of the newest Civilization-game.
 
Umm...That graphic has been made long before even knowing that Civ5 is coming.
Alas, I should've added a winky emoticon to my post. The suggestion was meant to be silly/ironic because some of the waves in the water just happened to look hexy.
 
subscribed, Looks good!
 
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