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I really, really hope the landlord had the presence of mind to say "why the long face".
 
Yes, but it probably makes it easier to hide from authorities if they don't know you're there. I guss that's the trade-off.

Sorry, I meant that that is more money than what it costs to become a legal citizen of the US. AFAIK, the cost to do that is under $2,000.00.
 
Sorry, I meant that that is more money than what it costs to become a legal citizen of the US. AFAIK, the cost to do that is under $2,000.00.
Well, if the Mexicans were any good with money then they wouldn't be lagging behind so far, I guess. :dunno:
 
Not weird but just very, very interesting.....
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SLAMABAD (Reuters) – Pakistan's military was ridiculed and accused of complicity in the media on Tuesday after a small group of militants laid siege to a naval air base, holding out for 16 hours against about 100 commandos and rangers.
As few as six militants infiltrated the PNS Mehran naval base in Karachi, the headquarters of Pakistan's naval air wing, on Sunday night, killing 10 security forces and wounding 20.
"Our mujahideen who conducted this operation were equipped with faith as well as with sophisticated weapons and that's why they fought with hundreds of security forces and inflicted heavy losses on them," Pakistan Taliban spokesman Ehsanullah Ehsan told Reuters from an undisclosed location.
Interior Minister Rehman Malik said on Monday three militants were killed in the gun battle while the body of a fourth was believed to be buried under the rubble of a collapsed wall. Two suspects were believed to have fled the scene, he added.
Prime Minister Yusuf Raza Gilani travelled to the base on Tuesday to pay tribute to the security forcers who died.
Gilani particularly praised Lieutenant Yasir Abbas, the young Navy officer who died leading a counter-attack against the militants and who has been embraced as a national hero.
"We are proud of our these brave men," Gilani said.
Pakistan's military has been on the back foot since U.S. special forces killed al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden on May 2, unable to explain either why they had been unable to catch the world's most wanted man themselves or why the Americans could launch a raid deep into their territory undetected.
Two P-3C Orion aircraft from the United States -- crucial assets for Pakistan's anti-submarine and maritime surveillance capability -- were destroyed in Monday's raid, and the Pakistan military's reputation as a defender of the country and of Islam was left in tatters.
Reaction to the raid from the generally pro-military Pakistani media was harsh.
"Political rhetoric and a Cabinet Defense Committee meeting are not going to solve this one," read an editorial in the English-language daily, The News. "This is an epic failure exposing an existential threat that will need epic leadership to countervail."
An editorial in the Urdu-language Jang, one of nuclear-armed Pakistan's biggest and most pro-military newspapers, said the attacks illustrated "a weakness of security measures."
"In very polite words, it can be called worrisome negligence."
Others went beyond incompetence and suggested that the attackers had help from within the military.
"Did the Taliban raiders have information inside the naval base?" wrote Dawn, another English-language daily. "Such a possibility cannot be ruled out, because the involvement of serving personnel in several previous attacks has been well-established."
In October 2009, a similarly small raiding party attacked the Army's General Headquarters in Rawalpindi, taking 42 people hostage, including several officers. By the end of the day-long ordeal, nine gunmen, 11 soldiers and three hostages were dead.
Later investigations found several low-ranking soldiers and officers were involved in helping the attackers.
Ehsan declined to confirm whether the militants had help in the military.
"Our 'local friends' from Karachi helped us in yesterday's operation but I would not say whether we had friends on the base or not," Ehsan said.
Amir Rana, director of the Pakistan Institute of Peace Studies and author of a book on jihadi groups in Pakistan, doubts the Taliban was directly involved, but more likely worked through other, Punjab-based groups affiliated with al Qaeda.
"There are militant groups which have training and capabilities for these kind of attacks and they also are in direct contact with al Qaeda," he said.
He thought groups attached to Ilyas Kashmiri, who reportedly commands the "313 Brigade," al Qaeda's operational arm, more likely staged the raid, given its sophistication.
He identified three groups active in Karachi -- Jundullah, Arshad Wahid group and Harkat-ul-Mujahideen-Al-Alami, which he said could also have been be involved.
The military launched operations against the Pakistan Taliban in South Waziristan in 2009, scattering the leadership and racking up some victories.
Last year was relatively quiet, but the Pakistan Taliban appears to have built up its connections, giving militants a new strike capacity in Pakistan's economic hub.
(Additional reporting by Saud Mehsud, Augustine Anthony, Zeeshain Haider, Mubashir Bukhari and Kamran Haider; Editing by Nick Macfie)


Wow. Just wow (sorry for the length)
 
Sausage fan has therapy to break his addiction the bangers

BANGER bonkers David Harding loves sausages so much he has become the first man in Britain to undergo therapy in a bid to stop his 13-a-day habit.

The 47-year-old dad of three has already shelled out nearly £2,000 on counselling and hypnosis to “break the spell” of his addiction.

But married David, from Greenwich, South London, admits he is no closer to “freeing” himself from his addiction.

He said: “I genuinely cannot bear the thought of living without sausages.

“Drug addicts crave their fix, and it’s the same for me – except my drug is a banger.”

Accountant David has eaten at least one sausage per day – in sandwiches, fry-ups or main meals – since the age of five and routinely tucks in to as many as 13 porky treats a day.

He spends £700 a year on bangers and has bought a deep chest freezer just to store his favourites – McWhinney’s Irish pork sausages.

David realised he could be an addict last year when wife Susan decided to do “something different” for dinner and failed to serve his usual fare.

He said: “I went a bit mad at the thought of it. It was then that I realised something wasn’t quite right and sought professional help.”

Since then David has spent £1,876 on counselling, which has included four sessions with a specialist therapist and two with a hypnotist.

Experts confirm his addiction is not physical, but so far neither the therapy nor the hypnosis has worked.

David said: “Apparently I just like sausages – plain and simple. I don’t see that there is anything wrong with that, but I do think that I have to look at ways to control my urges.”

McWhinney’s Sausages boss, Kevin McWhinney, said: “We are pleased that this gentleman likes our sausages, but wish him well in his quest to control his habit.”


http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-st...ak-his-addiction-the-bangers-115875-23157051/
 
How do you build international relations? By giving the gift of video games. (source is Polish)
During his tour of Europe, President Obama visited Poland and received a somewhat unusual gift from that country's Prime Minister: A copy of Warsaw-based CD Projekt's latest title, the excellent Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings. Sure, he also got an iPad loaded with Polish movies and some translated novels by Andrzej Sapkowski, the author of The Witcher, but knowing the President's fondness for interactive witchering, it seems clear to us what the most notable gift was.
 
I'd be thrilled by that gift. I've heard it's a great game. Don't know about the books.

Other weird news: Duke Nukem Forever is finished.
 
I'd be thrilled by that gift. I've heard it's a great game. Don't know about the books.

Other weird news: Duke Nukem Forever is finished.

Yeah right, Duke Nukem Forever will take Forever to finish




I... am seriously shocked, what will we deride as vapourware next?
 
Ahahaha. I am imagining President Obama playing Civilisation IV and accidentally sending the wrong military unit to attack China.
 
Debate in Victorian Parliament on anti-swearing law

The very fabric of our society is under attack from the state government's proposed anti-swearing push, with blue language at the footy, rude jokes at a live comedy show and rowdy banter at the bar all technically in breach of the Summary Offences Act 1966.

An amendment to the Act now before Parliament will enshrine police powers to issue on-the-spot fines of $238.90 to anyone deemed by an officer to have used indecent or offensive language in a public place.

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Swearing in public was always an offence under the Act, but such cases had to be heard in court prior to a trial program, introduced by Labor in July 2008, that gave police the power to issue fines on the spot. The amendment will make those trial arrangements permanent from July 1.

In the 2009 and 2010 financial years, 793 people in Victoria were fined for indecent language under the trial program, according to figures released by the Attorney General’s office.

But the scope of the offence has libertarians concerned.

Under the definition of "public place" in the Act, swearing is illegal on any public highway, road, street or bridge, which is bad news for frazzled motorists unlucky enough to have a twitchy policeman as a passenger.

It is also illegal in any "race-course, cricket ground, football ground or other such place", which spells trouble for the Collingwood cheer squad but may come as welcome news for AFL match officials (aka "you f---ing idiot, umpire").

Also out of bounds is any "wharf, pier or jetty", which means fishermen may need to call upon some fresh words when dealing with tangled lines, lost hooks and the one that got away.

Swearing is also prohibited in "any public hall, theatre or room while members of the public are in attendance". Whoops. There goes the next Malthouse season.

Oh, and swearing is not permitted at "any licensed premises". Frankly, what's the point in even going out?

Professor Spencer Zifcak, president of Liberty Victoria, said the problem with the change to the legislation lies in the degree of discretion it gives to individual police officers.

"In practical terms, Policeman A may be offended and issue a fine on the spot, while Policeman B may not. Because the definition of offensive language is so wide and police discretion is so wide what will happen is you will get an arbitrary application of the law. We’re willing to sacrifice a bit of efficiency to ensure a fair hearing," he said.

There is little agreement even on what constitutes "offensive" language in 2011, as distinct from 1966. In a much-noted ruling in 2002, NSW magistrate David Heilpern observed of the F word "one would have to live an excessively cloistered existence not to come into regular contact with the word, and not to have become somewhat immune to its suggested previously legally offensive status".

Victorian Attorney-General Robert Clark acknowledged yesterday that community standards relating to profanity had changed, but said the government still wanted to send a message that bad behaviour in public would not be tolerated.

"Victorians ought to be able to go out at night, to be able to go out with their families and not be ... offended and have their trip made miserable by the obnoxious and offensive behaviour of louts," Mr Clark said. "We are going to give the police the power to issue infringement notices to send the message that this sort of obnoxious and antisocial behaviour will not be tolerated."

Read more: http://www.theage.com.au/opinion/so...anguage-law-20110531-1fepo.html#ixzz1NzAo6E6Y
 
I've got no problem with 'anti-dickhead legislation,' as I once heard it called, but tightening restrictions on the sale of alcohol and actually arresting douchebags outside of nightclubs is a far cry from this. Way too far, even if it was enforceable. Which it's not.
 
Bruce Highway workers' toilet stolen; police have nothing to go on
WORKMEN performing stabilising work on the Bruce Highway arrived at their North Queensland worksite yesterday morning to find their only portable toilet had mysteriously disappeared.

The yellow and aqua portaloo was last seen around 7.30am on Saturday morning at the worksite near Liverpool Creek, 30 minutes south of Innisfail, and was reported missing yesterday.

Police say at least two people and a truck would have been needed to move the portaloo, which was delivered to the roadside last Thursday.

Project manager Peter Reily said they were waiting on a new portable toilet to be delivered but in the meantime workers were having to travel about one kilometre to the nearest restroom.

“We’ve had gear stolen before, but never a toilet,” he said.

Queensland Police Communications officer Rod Vanderlinde said if apprehended the offenders would be charged with stealing, with the penalty determined by the condition of the toilet.

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“If the property can be returned to the owner in exactly the same condition it was taken than the court may not order payment for damages,” he said.

“But if it has been damaged in any way the court can order restitution for cleaning and damage.”

Police said the toilet is worth about $2400 and are urging anyone with information to contact Crime Stoppers or the local police.

I think a bit of toilet humour can be appreciated.
 
what the crap, what kind of pisshead steals a toilet?
 
One who needs to be rid of some piss from said head.
 
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