sabo
My Ancestors were Vikings
386 Someone asks you for directions to the local pub you tell the to look in the newbie thread and FAQ's (ala Killer) hehe sorry killer!!
1000 Clues youve been playing Civilization 3 too much
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SirJethro
Paterfamilias
387 - (continuing sabo10's and DaDoo's leads)....Once you get to the local pub, you decide that it sucks, because there is no plug for the new laptop you bought to play Civ3 (no laptop battery on earth can support a CivFanatic).
kojimanard
Warlord
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Sultan Bhargash
Trickster Reincarnated
388- Instead of saying "I have to go to the bathroom" you say "I have to pop rush a settler"
Perfection
The Great Head.
389 You can think of a sign every time you find out someone else posted here
392- You are out hunting with your friend in the forest and you see a deer across the river, and as your friend aims his gun to shoot at it, you shout at him, saying "No, you fool! He has a defensive bonus!" He then looks at you like you're crazy, and decides to shoot you instead.
Fr8monkey
Deity
393 You actually believe that (in your game experience) the French can win a battle! Wow! up to 393 and 260+ posts in less than 5 days. Keep it up!
hbdragon88
haunted by blackness
394 - You get expelled from the UN for bribing all your neighbors for the longest time
395 - You edit your civ game so your girlfriend is the domestic advisor, instead of that lady
396 - You wish that you could do something else with Joan D' Arc than just negiotae deals
397 - You watch a military movie and scream in the middle of it when you think you see Joan
398 - You call up the Navy and tell them that it only would take 2 turns to build a submarine
399 - You build the SETI program to try to get aliens
400 - You build Longevity in hopes of getting yourself a longer life...
401 - You furiously try to build the Cure for Cancer because you're diagnosed with a cold
402 - You think it is realistic that France would grant America an RoP to attack a backwards, but annoying civ.
Le Petit Prince
Communist Comrade
403 - you come to post on CFC forums but the server is too busy to enter the forums due to the 40 people in posting here...
404 - Your girlfriend once said "Today we are going out to the botanical gardens! It's beautiful outside So It's me or that Civilision 3 thing..."
405 - You know what I've answered her :
404 - Your girlfriend once said "Today we are going out to the botanical gardens! It's beautiful outside So It's me or that Civilision 3 thing..."
405 - You know what I've answered her :
Oh, my God, I am hooked! 
Evincar
Iron works is a legend!!
50- Instead of asking a girl: "Do you want to go out with me?", you say "Would you like to sign a RoP with me?" [/QUOTE]
Just thought this:
50-B: And if she refuses because of your infamous sneak-attack on her best friend you know she is hooked too. And if it is not here best friend but here worst enemy, she is acting like an AI
Bamspeedy
CheeseBob
408- Stoplights look like this to you:
409- You think everyone will get to retire at 2050 A.D.
409- You think everyone will get to retire at 2050 A.D.
SirJethro
Paterfamilias
410 - You have an uncontrollable desire to obtain biological and chemical weapons to round out your nuclear arsenal.
411 - You think this "homicidal dictator bent on obtaining weapons of mass distruction" that W. keeps referring to is Shaka of the Zulu.
411 - You think this "homicidal dictator bent on obtaining weapons of mass distruction" that W. keeps referring to is Shaka of the Zulu.
Zcylen
Moonlight Rambler
0412
When you go to a party and ask a girl her name and she says
"Hi, my name is Catherine"
you turn back and say :
"man...this one is going to be hard"
When you go to a party and ask a girl her name and she says
"Hi, my name is Catherine"
you turn back and say :
"man...this one is going to be hard"
Sim_One
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Originally posted by Evincar
Just thought this:
50-B: And if she refuses because of your infamous sneak-attack on her best friend you know she is hooked too. And if it is not here best friend but here worst enemy, she is acting like an AI
50-C: She says she remembers your shabby treatment of her friend and does not want you to take her for a cretin. So to get the ROP you must give her twenty days supply of gems, wines and furs plus 100 dollars per day. Also she demands rubber for prevention of another sneak-attack.
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