Letters to parents that they won't receive!

To Male Genetic Progenitor

If you died tomorrow I wouldn't go to your funeral. And the only reason I can't send you a letter saying that is because I don't know where you are for the past 6 years or so. Just saying.
 
I'd rather have the airing of grenances to myself :p
 
I think the Americans love to use the word "ditto", so I will too.
Yes, but do you know the etymology?

I was just talking to a 23 year old CHILD at work about these machines. She didn’t believe that they were real. And she is almost done with her teaching degree. They should give a class on teacher tools of the past.

I'd rather have the airing of grenances to myself :p

I trained for weeks for the feats of strength.
 
Dear Mother

No, i am not interested in religion, sex or starting a family so please stop asking me about it, all it does is make me feel uncomftable.

Dear Dad

Please stop acting so immature, Jesus Christ you're 40 not 12.
 
Dear Mother

No, i am not interested in religion, sex or starting a family so please stop asking me about it, all it does is make me feel uncomftable.

Dear Dad

Please stop acting so immature, Jesus Christ you're 40 not 12.

:dubious:
 
dear mom/grandma/grandpa

sorry im a jerk and dont call as much as i should

sincerely, hossam
 
batman-my-parents-are-dead.jpg
 
What an honest thread.

This is what CFC needs. A BRILLIANT thread.

I'll write a letter soon.
 
parent,

no i will not go to church with you; i haven't gone to church for about 4 years now. you should be noticing a pattern now.

cool-ade
 
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