Spotlight: Troubles in Greater Germany.
“It would be a natural course of action, for which we must prepare.”
-King Lothair II of Greater Lothringen, on the possibility of a Norse invasion.
As in the Mediterranean Wars, the “German Troubles” began in 1504 as a series of disconnected conflicts. Some historians place the beginning at Bavaria’s invasion of the Thuringian Order, which marked the accession of a new, powerful German state. Upper Saxony assumed, correctly, that they would be next, placing the entirety of their army on the border with Bavaria. The current (and final) Welf, seeing that his situation was utterly hopeless as the Norse had abandoned him, committed suicide, giving Bavaria the perfect pretext on which to invade. The army was crushed with superior musketry, and the capitol surrendered without a single shot fired. Now, the new Bavarian state, having absorbed two North German states and vassalized the third with incredible ease, lies on the border with both Sweden and the Norse Empire.
But the tiny, brief Saxon Annexation is only a backdrop to the two, much broader conflicts that raged (and still rage) on the periphery of Bavaria.
King Canute IV, fed up with domestic insurrections and seeing coalitions forming against him, prepares to solidify his hold on France, and crush the annoyance of Greater Lothringen.
The preparations were insignificant…but the Norse had only raised a comparatively small army, 30,000 in fact, to crush the rich and powerful kingdom. Though of course, the Norse armies were the best in the world, Lothringen had prepared a sizable army in case of this very event.
The Norse declared war with a very vague casus belli, not a good start. But the armies performed better, easily breaching the border in several positions, and surprising their Lothringen counterparts. But Lothair too had modernized his forces. In a series of Norse pyrrhic victories across the border, equally matched armies of pikes and muskets clashed, with the Norse slowly forcing back their enemies across the board, at the expense of partially losing the initiative, and the casualties, of course. It soon became clear to the Norse generals that the slow rate of fire of their muskets was really preventing any conclusive rout of their enemies. And soon, Lothringen’s reinforcements arrived from the Rhine. The Norse generals had superior troops…but only slightly, and their enemies were preparing a major assault that could surely not be countered.
So, the Norse commander made the controversial (but brilliant) decision to abandon the three-pronged invasion plan that the Emperor had dreamed up, ordering all three Norse Armies towards the capital itself. Lothair was slow to react to this, as his generals believed that the Norse were retreating. But when the truth came out, multiple Lothringen armies moved to reinforce the capital.
The bloody Siege of the Bridges (named for the main points of conflict in the battle) was the climax of the entire war. In fact, Canute IV personally arrived to supervise the battle. The city was surrounded, and a small vanguard of 5,000 was sent to delay Lothringen’s armies. As it did just that, the remainder of the Norse forces launched a massive cannon barrage that severely damaged the walls of the capitol, and demoralized the defenders. What followed was intense street fighting, made especially urgent by Lothair's approaching armies, that eventually ended with the near-destruction of yet another European city. But the Norse victory was final.
Lothringen, unfortunately for them, was never completely stable. It had always been torn between German and French influences. With the fall of the capital, Lothringen still had a large, unified army that could defeat the weakened Norse. But they did not have a large unified nation. Several large portions of Greater Lothringen surrendered outright when the capital was destroyed. And without a plan for withdrawal in the event of defeat, Lothringen’s armies stalled. The Norse Empire’s generals were quick to exploit this, and a small army raced to the Rhine, negotiating the surrender of the massive fortresses along the river. Faced with his nation coming apart before his very eyes, King Lothair II gathered the fragments of his army, and retreated from an untenable position. He fortifies himself in the northern corner of the realm, with nothing before him except defeat…or is victory still possible? Perhaps, if the blatant breach of Lothringen’s sovereignty matters enough to the Catholic League…or King Gilles of Aquitaine, Lothair’s closest friend and ally.
Though the War for Lothair’s Throne was the main feature of the Troubles, the Dissolution of Prague was the other. It began with the accession of the Mad King, Siemowit II, who proved to be, well, absolutely insane. His reign began with a series of assassinations, all of prominent nobles, and easily traceable back to the King. Many historians believe that Siemowit’s insanity was caused by lead poisoning, the cause of which was probably a mysterious crate of blue pottery recently imported from the East…
But regardless, Siemowit failed to understand that the nobility literally held the Confederacy together. As the blood of the most powerful men in the land ran in the streets of Prague, the remainder of the nobles immediately declared their King insane and defunct, just as he proclaimed the Kingdom of Poland…in Prague.
Needless to say, the Czechs, Germans, Bohemians, and Poles all lost it. Here was a King, of Polish descent, openly slaughtering Polish and Bohemian nobles, but then proclaiming the Kingdom of Poland! Whether it was a half-hearted attempt to expand royal power, or the insane delusions of an unintelligent monarch, Siemowit’s actions doomed the Confederacy. His own army fragmented, deserting to the various noble families that had supplied the army in the first place. His attempt to flee Prague failed, and a mob soon captured him and impaled his head on a pike, the remainder of his body lost in the chaos.
After the death of the Mad King, two coherent groups emerged. The Czechs and Bohemians formed a coalition to try and hold Prague, while the majority of the surviving Polish noble families retreated to Warsaw, where they proclaimed a Kingdom of Poland in name alone, truly an aristocratic federation of the nobles with no king at all, yet. Meanwhile, pro-Bavarian German rebellions began in the westernmost portions of the Confederacy, as well as a small section of Swedish territory. In name, at least, the Confederacy still exists. But after the chaos of the short civil war, it seems that the fragile union is broken for good.
Of course, it still remains to be seen who will claim Prague’s corpse.
(-Upper Saxony, +Kingdom of Poland, -23 Greater Lothringen Thousands, -Lothringen Confidence, -Lothringen (?) Economic Center, -18 Norse Thousands, -24 Prague Confederacy Thousands, -2 Prague Confederacy Confidence, -Prague Confederacy Culture, -2 Bavarian Thousands, +Bavarian Confidence, -1 Swedish Thousand)
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Diplomacy:
From: The Papal States
To: Holy Austrian Empire
May our relations remain sunny, despite the death of my Austrian predecessor, and the end of the..."special relationship" between our nations. *secret* If you publically acknowledge the supremacy of the Papacy in spiritual affairs, Austria and the Catholic League will enjoy my unwavering political support.*secret*
From: Sultanate of Adal
To: Zanzibar
We'd like the rest of our money now.
From: Kingdom of Poland
To: The World
That raving lunatic Siemowit II is dead. Please acknowledge a new, enlightened Poland's entry into the world, as we wish for no bloodshed between us and our neighbors.
From: Greater Lothringen
To: Aquitaine
Please honor your alliance, and come to Lothringen's aid.
OOC: Technically a PC, I know, but I thought I'd say it anyway.
From: Hafsid Sultanate
To: Byzantine Empire
*secret*We'll do whatever you want if you aid us.*secret*