On that chipper note…
Update: 2057
Peaceful Events
The Confederation of United Archipelagos defected from the TUA to PADTA , closing down the United Americas headquarters in Havana with the intent of ending the waning organization for good. Such did not quite happen; there are still a number of alliance labs scattered through CWOH, the Atlantic, and Quebec. It seems next year there will be a mad dash to pilfer what can still be pilfered.
CWOH began improving the roadway system in annexed Canada.
A multistage coup took place in the capital of the Atlantic Kingdom, whereby Prime Minister Gates died and the neophyte but popular-in-Brazil Queen Catherine ended Victoria’s six year reign. For weeks rumors circled that the old monarch was dead, but then someone who looked very much like Victoria surfaced as a political refugee in Havana, much to the glee of the Atlantic-phobes in PADTA. Further leverage against the Atlantic Kingdom seemed to come as a number of rolling blackouts crisscrossed the East Coast, but no serious damage was done. Then a proclamation mid-year completed changed the political narrative.
In a grand ceremony, Queen Catherine married King William, head of the British monarchy. The United Kingdom of the Atlantic was declared with Lord Gabriel Blacktyde as PM. The new nation’s gargantuan domestic scene was all plaudits. Cities as widespread as Edinburgh, Chicago, Rio de Janeiro, and Perth erupted into drawn-out celebrations. Either talk of a proto-world state’s birth has enchanted millions, or there’s something in the water.
(United Kingdom and Atlantic Kingdom combined into United Kingdom of the Atlantic, + Atlantic approval rating)
Texas established a National Guard program. It is clear the nation is at a high level of military readiness.
The United Kingdom of the Atlantic began fortifying its Texan and Patagonian borders.
The manpower poor and land poor Confederation of United World Archipelagos found creative ways to expand its economy, copying Patagonian factory automation procedures and creating sovereign industry zones in the Guianas. Thanks to such programs, continued growth now
seems sustainable if the Inca don’t get involved.
(+3 Archipelagic ASP)
CUWA launched a CWOH-eque spy hunt, but only came out of the operation with low level characters, not signs of a larger conspiracy.
The Patagonian government began efforts to train laid-off factory workers as electricians, plumbers, mechanics, etc. The skilled labor creation plan is working, but not fast enough to reduce unrest.
Railroads and oil make the Kélen Toumani’s nation chug along, despite routine terrorist attacks. One of the criminals arrested, a British man, happened to have poems in his apartment.
Poems. No wonder he did bad things.
(+1 USACS ASP)
Factory workers in the Roman Republic are being shuffled off to free university educations, replaced by clone drones. The integration of the amenable unfortunates into the economy has not brought profound growth, but it has kept industry running in the most dire of circumstances.
(See Military Events)
Fortifications in Sicily and the Italian boot were constructed.
Iran signed a peace with Russia, withdrawing from Astrakhan and the north Caucasus region, and, by the Treaty of Astana, annexing the other occupied zones. The Supreme Leader went on a tour of his Central Asia lands, spreading goodwill as far as Xinjiang and hastening the entire region’s economic integration.
(+1 Iranian ASP)
The Supreme Leader issued a fatwa against cloning. Rome, the Neo-European Union, and Nico Romano were named mercenaries of Shaytan—only Allah may create human life. War was declared on the science-devils. Part and parcel was an oil embargo on the NEU, which injured the economies of Paris and Rome before the first Iranian soldier set foot on European soil.
(-1 French ASP, -1 Roman ASP)
(See Military Events)
The Iranian military withdrew from Tibet.
Siam continued work on industrializing the countryside, bringing a level of wealth to the country through sweat and multinational tax incentives. Rising above its still patchy internet, Siam has become a significant exporter of automobiles, solar panels, and ironically enough, computer chips. An arrangement allowing Siam to import more oil from Iran, while momentarily superfluous (as Siam is a net exporter), gave investors confidence that the nation’s growth is sustainable.
(+1 Siamese ASP)
The Siamese Prime Minister President stepped down, replaced by development mastermind Yui Mongkut. While his economic policies were indeed effective, his multicultural initiatives were somewhat less so—ceding the largely non-Muslim east Javan island chain to the Jakarta government inspired some riots, and heavy handed propaganda aimed at assimilating the Chinese (“autonomy TOGETHER”

only enraged citizens who had spent the last few years enduring the Siamese military’s utter disregard for civilian casualties. Photogenic moments of victorious irregulars going home could only work a limited amount of magic.
(-8 Siamese irregular divisions, -Siamese approval rating)
No serious unrest has been reported in the Proletarian Emperors newest prefectures of Manchuria and North Korea, though there are rumors that Japanese officials have seized the last of the independent estates. Internet regulations in the region seem to have been relaxed somewhat, though if Tokyo’s word is true, increasingly spotty coverage is due to Republican Chinese denial-of-service attacks.
(+Japanese approval rating)
The Japanese Home Islands are increasingly humming with productivity. Working, sleeping, and eating are the sole prescribed activities for laborers, and there are Slow Painful Death-Flavored rations ready for those not up to snuff. As the propaganda exhorts, “Only you can prevent another invasion!” Productivity is backed up by analog favoritism (which is catching on in Proletarian China as well). A theoretically major cyber-attack hit Japan, but there was little in the way of renewed economic damage or prole revolt. The Chinese Liberation Front’s opening move was rather lackluster.
(+1 Japanese ASP)
New fortifications are springing up in Sulawesi and the Philippines.
Iran turned Borneo over to Java.
Military Events
The last Brazilian rebel holdouts put up a good fight before being rounded up and executed. Lack of good Republican leadership had doomed the resistance.
(-3 Atlantic divisions)
Ethiopia made peace with the USACS, ceding away the areas that had mostly pledged themselves to the communists. While the Kélen Toumani crushed the pockets of unrest in his new territories, the ever-so-diminished Ethiopians desperately tried to fight against the Egyptian onslaught. However, without international intervention, they were just as doomed as the Brazil, and in a few months the young Ethiopian emperor announced his surrender, signing a document that officially turned the rest of the empire over to Egyptian Republic President Gahiji. However, when the time came for the ex-monarch to turn himself in, he disappeared, continuing a vanishing trend among leaders of conquered-by-Islam nations. Further, the speedy redeployment of Egyptian forces northward prevented much of the land from being effectively occupied, and in the Amharic countryside, a low-grade insurgency has sprung up. More internationally relevant, the ex-Ethiopian navy is organizing as a major pirate force along the Somali coast, and if something is not done soon, Indian Ocean trade will become far more costly.
(-3 Egyptian divisions, -6 Egyptian Republic Janissary divisions, -3 Egyptian groups, -1 USACS division, -Ethiopia)
Europe explodes. Barely metaphorically.
(See Spotlight)
(-17 German divisions, -5 German groups, -6 USACS divisions, +8 UASCS irregular divisions, -2 USACS groups, -3 USACS Queen’s Wrath groups, -4 Iranian divisions, -2 Iranian Republic Janissary divisions, -3 Iranian squadrons, -2 Iranian groups, -1 Siamese group, -2 Romanian divisions, -2 Romanian groups, -1 Ukrainian group, -4 Atlantic divisions, -9 Atlantic groups, -19 Roman divisions, -1 Roman Praetorian Guard division, -5 Roman squadrons, -13 Roman groups, -2 Roman ASP, -18 French divisions, -18 French groups, -2 French ASP)
The United Arab Republic of Egypt raced its military from Ethiopia to Israel, launching twin invasions, one from Africa and one from the Hijjaz. That first army stalled against the Suez Canal, as the sizable Israeli navy annihilated most of their Egyptian counterpart and helped prevent any crossing. The Hijazi invasion was more productive, though the well-equipped Israeli army drew blood in every retreat. By year’s end, the Sinai had fallen to a backhand column from the Asian side, with the Israelis being forced to withdraw before they could blow the canal, but the Egyptians are stalled by fierce resistance near Gaza and the Dead Sea. Except in the air, the Iranians were little help. Their Army of Iraq’s main goal was to avoid major confrontation, and it barely even captured Aleppo.
(-5 Egyptian divisions, -8 Egyptian Republic Janissary divisions, -7 Egyptian squadrons, -7 Egyptian groups, -1 Iranian division, -3 Iranian groups, -14 Israeli divisions, -3 Israeli squadrons, -5 Israeli groups, -1 Israeli ASP)
The Republic of China’s offer of negotiated surrender was insufficient for the increasingly professionalized Siamese army, which pushed over the Yangtze at three different places. Poi’s First Army crushed the free Chinese at Chengdu, while elements of the Fifth reached the Huang He. The Japanese contented themselves with a sustained napalm bombing campaign, while their Proletarian Chinese puppets moved forward only tentatively, stymied by the Fourth Assembly’s use of electrical disruption devices. Still, exotic weapons could only do so much; the Fourth Assembly’s ground forces were conclusively crushed. In October, the Siamese moved on Hainan, seizing the last bastion of Assembly resistance and discovering that the once mighty Ever Victorious Navy had been scuttled off the coast. The question now is of division: the Siamese control far more of China than the Treaty of Bangkok had allotted them.
(-6 Siamese divisions, -1 Siamese group, -2 Proletarian Chinese divisions, -2 Proletarian Chinese irregular divisions, -1 Japanese group, -Republican China)