stNNES7: Worlds and Empires

People looking into the stats before the update is posted, really. Wait a bit.

No offense, NK, but we did wait "a bit". And another bit. And one more bit. So, its rather natural that most people begin to demand the update.

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In the other news, the government still made no comment, but there are rumors of an ultimatum being drafted up by the Lesser Races Affairs Office.
 
das said:
That said, there is a city in Turkey that is called "Nigde", which is Russian for "nowhere".

:lol: :goodjob:
 
das said:
No offense, NK, but we did wait "a bit". And another bit. And one more bit. So, its rather natural that most people begin to demand the update.

You've waited at the most 36 hours.

Get over it. :rolleyes:
 
Communisto said:
stop posting nonsense in the thread and making me think there's an update! :p ;)
:lol:

Oh and North King you should like our disability to wait nicly.It's just shows how much we love your NES :love:
 
But, seriously, NK, why won't you stop looking at our rising levels of dissent with the lack of the update that might indeed be demoralizing for you, disconnect and finish the update, and THEN post? I mean, don't know about you, but its hard for me to update if I am distracted.
 
das said:
But, seriously, NK, why won't you stop looking at our rising levels of dissent with the lack of the update that might indeed be demoralizing for you, disconnect and finish the update, and THEN post? I mean, don't know about you, but its hard for me to update if I am distracted.

Then why the heck are you posting?

:p
 
Communisto said:
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

i thought there was an update!....AGAIN
LOL thats funny :) NK keep posting! :rotfl:
 
I am posting to see if you're still here, and to use that occasion to criticize you for your presence. ;)
 
No, NK, its you who are delaying the update by looking here. Noone asked you to post here unless its the update. :p

No, really, is it that hard to update offline?
 
I know. But its hard to concentrate on the update if one also posts in the thread in the same time, complaining about us delaying the update.
 
das said:
I know. But its hard to concentrate on the update if one also posts in the thread in the same time, complaining about us delaying the update.
Bordome is depressing, I prefer staying on the net. You don't post -> he updates. Cause he won't go offline otherwise he will be bored!
 
Update 4: Igniting a Powder Keg
603 FF
1600 BGM
998 DYE


Hindsight is 20/20, and it seems obvious now that the sizzling tensions that had occurred ever since the then Portugala settled in France were bound to explode at some point or another. It was, essentially, the classic explosive with the smoldering fuze... No one knew when it would go off.

Of course, it did one fine year, about 1659, as reckoned by Syrian travelers to the area.

The King of France, Louis, a monarch with great ambition and a somewhat lavish lifestyle, ordered his army to march on Brittany without any warning whatsoever. Though somewhat forewarned by their allies suspicions, the Brittanians were taken rather by surprise, and the town of Rennes was taken easily, with hardly any resistance.

However, the whole army of Brittany met the French on the road to their capital, a large host of 4,000, newly increased from previous incarnations.

It was an epic battle, the likes of which France had never seen, 10,000 men in total. The spearmen on either side clashed in a furious frenzy, the arrows, some alight with pitch, raining down on the opposing forces. But in the end, the tightly packed French formations won the day, though they took a great deal of casualties from arrow fire.

The archers from the Brittanic army managed to flee, or about half of them did, and instead of melting away like so many of the armies of the day, the little love they had for their families and homes drew them to the defense of Nantes, which resists French siege fiercely... However, the French have bombarded the city with many an arrow, and it seems that it will fall, given some time.

Meanwhile, plunder and new taxes from Nantes have given the French a slight economic boost...

However, this is negated by the poor crop yields that have occurred in the Seine Valley, the cost of building the king a new, sumptuous palace, and the raids of Gauls and Frisians on the frontiers of the new Empire.

And while the prince of Anjou has sworn allegiance to King Louis, the revenues from this new province still only manage to balance out the budget after a dozen years of fierce winter storms, one of which caused a considerable amount of damage to the Royal palace.

Also, the French have landed a small expedition in Britain, which seems a nice enough place. Unfortunately, it’s already inhabited, and the Cantivelliaunii aren’t particularly friendly neighbors. Rumor has it, though, that the Portugese are somewhere on this island as well, and thus perhaps they could destroy another of their enemies at the same time as conquering the Britons...

Interestingly enough, though, the French have managed to gain the technology to smelt a rather high grade forged iron, by finding the right formula mixing carbon and iron. This, while not exactly the best metal to work with, is cheap, effective, and when made right, new iron swords can shear directly through the old bronze types. The scientist Claude Chappe was responsible for this revolutionary breakthrough, and he is expected to make many more discoveries in his already fruitful life.

(Brittany: -2,000 spearmen, -1,000 archers, -1 economy; France: -1,000 spearmen, -1,000 archers, +1 economy, -1 economy, +1 Great Scientist)

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Meanwhile, the other proverbial time bomb had already gone off in Tingis. The local governor who had called for independence, seizing power, had in the short time available, made the local area into a fully independent despotism.

However, no sooner had he accomplished this than the Portugese and Tartessian armies invaded full scale across the straits of Gibraltar, from their new base at the Rock, replete with all sorts of soldiers from all over the Portugese Empire.

Unfortunately, there was a small problem. The Balearic Isles had apparently decided to involve themselves in this war, and they landed only days after the Portugese. Strategically outflanked, the Portugese commander pulled back a bit to regroup, and faced the armies arrayed against him at the base of the Tangier Peninsula. A large battle of well over five thousand men ensued, with a phalanx of spearmen pushing at each other in the front lines while arrows rained upon each.

But then the Portugese horsemen managed to sweep around the flank of the enemy armies, and the latter were shattered, with the horsemen plunging into their rear. All was chaos for an hour or so, as straggling remnants of the Balearics and the Tingis armies filtered through the horsemen screen of the Portugese, the defeated armies fleeing for their lives.

The triumphant Portugese armies advanced on the capital of Tingis and reduced it after a short siege, though there is slight resistance still in the countryside.

On sea, though, things were a little different. The Balearic fleet, organized, fast, and well experienced from their pirate raids, fell upon the anchored Portugese escorts like wolves upon sheep. While the Portugese fleet was well suited for ocean battles, and had sturdier ships than the Balearics, the islanders used their speed, agility, and ferocity well, slaughtering the Portugese. A few ships escaped, though, to tell the tale.

(Portugal: -500 spearmen, -500 archers, -100 horsemen, -40 ships; Tartessos: -1,000 spearmen, -500 archers; Tingis: -500 spearmen, -500 archers, -1 economy; Balearic Isles: -500 spearmen, -2,000 archers, -10 ships)

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Meanwhile, things in the North of the Portugese trading empire, minus the French invasion of their ally Brittany, were going well enough. The peace with the Irish was well received, and the new settlements in Wales were just as nice as the Irish, and without the menacing barbarians. Well, some of them, at least.

There are a few Welsh tribes that want the Portugese out, but the local governor assures the king that they aren’t a threat. Further trade has sprung up with the Dumnonii, and the Portugese have begun to exert a serious influence on the British tribes.

Not all is well, of course... The Cantivelliaunii, already a powerful tribe, has been growing in recent years, and is starting to demand tribute from everyone around it. War is brewing on the Isles, and the untimely arrival of the Portugese enemies, the French, doesn’t help much.

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Meanwhile, Ravenna’s little empire is coming along quite nicely.

The soldiers of the nation have rapidly pushed their influence through the Illyrian region, establishing city after city in the rich farmland and wooded hills. They have grown rather rich and prosperous immediately, not only due to the ever scarce commodity of farmland being in good supply, but also because of various mineral deposits.

At the eastern edge of the territory, the Ravennans have built a huge triple fortress, an edifice like that the world has never seen before. The walls are as thick as Babylon’s, it is said, and as high as Ravenna’s itself. The towers are numerous and well stocked, their battlements looming over all the rivers they surround. And the fortress guards every bit of the area, reinforcing the land fortifications and cutting the river off from assault.

Perhaps, no, certainly this is a good thing for Ravenna, for perhaps without it, Illyria would not have reached it’s present prosperity.

Dacians on the eastern edge of the empire, with their fierce falxmen, have made a serious indentation on local forces attempting to keep the peace. Occasionally they even break past the border fortresses, plundering a few small towns before either being caught or racing back across the Danube. While they are mere nuisances, these have stopped the Illyrian area from becoming the highly productive place it could be.

In southern Ravenna, though, events go quite as well as planned. The perfectly executed territorial exchange with the Balearics means that the Ravennan Empire has vastly increased in size, however, the disparity of the various elements are starting to become a bother to manage, and campaigns in the very south of the empire would be a huge problem logistically.

Massallia has joined with Ravenna in a quiet union, the people of the city state giving up independence for the chance to resettle in Carthage. The great “New City” has greatly grown in population and size, now sprawling like it never did before, not even before the Balearics came knocking at the gates.

And in Ravenna proper, the metallurgists of the city manage to finally produce their holy grail–a cheap, mass producible, effective iron. The breakthrough, it is said, came from the French, a few ideas filtering down to the rather uneducated Ravennans... And the result is a slightly lower quality iron than the French, but still higher quality than any of their other neighbors has ever come up with yet.

Lastly, but certainly not least, a convoy of envoys (:p) has made its way to the Garamantes’ port of Tripoli. Journeying south from there and distributing a veritable mountain of gifts along the way, they have found to the farthest south, across the Sahara Desert, the people known as the Malians, who, while apparently quite self contained, are still clearly one of the greatest empires ever seen, probably as great as Ravenna itself, if not greater. The king was so rich in gold that when the envoys returned home, they came with a virtual mound of golden and gold leafed gifts, which not only highly impressed the upper classes of Ravennan society, it also managed to increase the prestige of the Empire much.

(Ravenna: +1 Confidence)

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Speaking of Mali, the king, having been taken rather ill, has left instructions for an advisor to take his place for the time being. All is going rather well, and the kingdom managed to eradicate a few more scattered tribes in this particular time period. Contact has also been made with all the other local kingdoms, including two unknowns until now:

It would appear that the Ashanti have formed themselves into a true kingdom finally, and, having a large and fanatical army, have invaded the nation of Dahomey. The Malian envoys were treated to the sight of a thousand new recruits on their way to batter the beleaguered nation even further, all being drilled in a rather impressive fashion.

The other kingdom, along the Gambia River, is Takrur. Not much is known about them... Yet.

Also, Tartessian envoys inadvertently help the already supreme Malian metallurgists into forging their first iron. While not of high quality, that is almost certain to better by the next century.

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Backtracking across the Sahara, we find ourselves back in the good old Malukate of Syria.

That certain Maluk, by the way, was having difficulties in escaping the stigma of being an “illegitimate heir” to the throne, and this certainly stirred up the possibility of rebellion, which was already quite huge. Indeed, by the time the actual Great Rebellion fell into place, many of the Maluk’s closest advisors were quite deep in the plot.

The rebellion was launched quite suddenly, on a New Years day, in fact, and at first seemed to startle the Syrian forces into virtual inaction. They were in almost every part of Syria, each city seemingly spewing forth a veritable horde of rebels. Even in Damascus, fighting broke out in the streets, which soon turned into a march on the Medina Maluk, with thousands of citizens chanting for the “false” Maluk to give up the throne that was not his.

Then, all of a sudden, it happened. Rebel leaders all around Syria were found dead, with knives planted in rather painful parts of their anatomy, with a small clay tablet bound to each knife (paper being rather scarce in these days, and rebels being rather plentiful) detailing the crimes of the rebel against Syria. This completely shattered the rebellion in a day, almost all of their leaders gone, their hopes shattered, in a single, black day.

But there was hope yet, as a stirring Arab from the desert proclaimed that he would lead the rebels, that through an obscure blood tie, he had the blood of Baal, and that he, and he alone, was the true Maluk. A rather remarkable man by the name of Salal al Dyn, he rapidly rallied the remnants of the rebellion and led them in a furious crusade through Palestine, almost to the gates of Damascus.

He was finally crushed when his own servants suddenly plunged four knives into his heart, and his forces, too, were broken and scattered... But not before they had wrecked remarkable havoc on Palestine. And even scattered, they were no good, for roving bands of bandits looted the countryside, devastating the Malukate’s economy...

And almost in conjunction with this, the Euphrates Pox suddenly rushed into the cities of Syria, killing a good third of the population in the first ten years. The fearsome plague was such a horror that the population of Syria actually rapidly crashed for a generation, only slowly flattening and forming into the familiar pattern of growth; Damascus itself has shrunken, the walls now standing rather forlornly, with most of the houses that used to crowd beneath them abandoned, looted, and burned to the ground.

Fortunately for the Malukate, a great missionary has made a round trip into Arabia, and hundreds of thousands of nomads and merchants alike are now converts to the religion. They believe that the present Maluk was chosen for a reason... And they now demand he come and aid their nations, for they fear a coming war between good and evil...

The nations of Arabia naturally don’t look upon this at all kindly, as their citizens apparently want to be under a different area’s rule, and they warily increase their armed forces, looking north, preparing.

And they have much to be worried about, as the strong trade links with Ravenna finally bring in windfall: the Syrians have gotten their paws... er... hands on the secret of iron working, even if it is low grade.

(Syria: -2 economy, -1,000 spearmen, -1,000 archers, -300 UU, +3 culture)*
 
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On a random side note, Mod is rather sick of all the polar bear and penguin stories, and unleashes a crack team from his private sea otter army. They rapidly destroy just about every of the two pesky species on the planet.

(-any player’s excuse for writing one of those cursed stories when they could be doing something better with their time, Penguins: -5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 birds, Polar Bears: -6,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 bears)

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Armenia, just to the north, is also somewhat effected by the Pox, though it is mostly confined to the Assyrian heartlands as of yet. It is enough, though, to provide ample fodder for prophets and doomsayers to proclaim the end of the world is coming, and thus the faith in Athealism vastly increases.

Unfortunately, attempts to export this particular brand of religion quite failed in Syria at the least... But this is more than made up for by the gains in Anatolia and Babylon, where numerous people, losing faith in their countries of origin, and fearing the spread of Malukism, convert in droves to the religion of Athealism.

Meanwhile, the expansion along the Caspian goes very well, and scientists there have devised a nice new formula for a highly inflammable substance, naptha. This particular brand of fire is well nigh impossible to put out with conventional water pouring, and it sinks into most fabrics easily enough. The king-emperor is quite amused by this new substance... perhaps it will do the dual kingdom good in the coming years.

Also, the secret of Iron Working spreads to Armenia as the intelligent local metallurgists study items traded from Ravenna and Syria, and manage to copy them quite well, giving Armenia some of the better iron arms... And who knows, they may need them.

For to the north, the Cimmerian menace looms ever closer. Supposedly pushed onward by a force even greater than them (what that could be, Armenians don’t like to contemplate), they are starting to raid the walls that guard Georgia in droves, enough that the area is getting quite worried for their safety. And it would appear that they come not for plunder like they used to, but to conquer.

(Armenia: +2 Culture, -1 Economy)

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And now, for something completely different...

The far northern nation of Germania is somewhat occupied. The kings of the land haeordered the construction of a new fleet, thirty fully rigged galleys all in all. The Germans are somewhat surprised by this, as they are not a seafaring nation, but they’ve seen enough Gotlander ships in their ports, and they do a rough, but effective job of copying them.

And soon it becomes apparent why, exactly, the Germans wanted these new ships. Sailing up through the Sund, they make landings right near the old Viking capital. While the Vikings were ferocious raiders, certainly, they make less than effective land warriors, and are slaughtered. The next few cities, forewarned of an attack, prepare for it, but then, upon looking at the German army, decide that they would rather join it.

Unfortunately, on the way back to Germania, a few ships are lost to stormy weather and even some floating chunks of ice which wreck havoc on local shipping.

Also, the Vandals to the east have started raids on the German cities around the border. While they are mere nuisances for now, they could turn into something much, much worse, unless a garrison is moved there immediately. And some of the Germans and Celts have formed the nation of Friesland to the west; they appear to be a rather eccentric mix of the two cultures, combined with the insanity of living in an almost literal swamp.

To end on a more positive note, the kings’ mad new idea of a “New” version of polytheism, with three gods ruling over the domains of Earth, Heaven, and Hell, take root rather easily in German society, and soon mix with traditional folklore to make an unusual, but quite popular religion.

(Germania: -5 galleys)

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The Lapponians, while lacking orders from the Elders, manage to complete the conquest of the Gotar, but this brings them onto the borders of another warlike people, the Germans.

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Minoa completes the Great Port of Knossos, and gains a considerable economic boost from the efficient new harbor, the pride and joy of the nation, and the largest in the entire Eastern Mediterranean, if not the world.

They have little to nothing else actually happen in Minoa itself, but things are going on in neighboring nations which are of some concern.

Thebae has finally completely destroyed the nation of Plataea, and that completely shatters the peace in Hellenes. The Mycenaean armies are now on the march against Thebes, and the Doric armies of the Thebians are violating the borders of Minoa almost daily in order to gain a tactical advantage.

The fierce hoplite battles that have begun have shown no sign of ending soon, and it seems that the majority of Hellas is locked in a deadly conflict...

And that’s not even mentioning the fierce war between Thrace and Macedon which has been going on for the last few centuries. The Macedonians were making considerable progress after their union with Thessaly gave them a considerable amount of horsemen, but their heavy infantry are now being cut to pieces by the Dacian falxmen that the Thracians are now employing.

The Kingdom of Anatolia notices the fierce rivalry between the Thracians and the Macedonians as well, but they are too busy stabilizing their very ethnically mixed empire to do much. However, the [NPC’d] king seems to be contemplating a war of conquest, since he’s raising the armies considerably.

In either nation, the Euphrates Pox is spreading slowly through their far eastern regions.

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Persia gains what is both a blessing and a curse–the Euphrates Pox spreads into it. Well, it certainly doesn’t seem much more than a curse to them at first, but then the local commanders near the Medean capital get an interesting idea.

Catapulting plague victims into the city, soon the Medean capital falls, the defenders cursed with this fearsome epidemic, and the people committing suicide by the thousands to escape the supposedly coming apocalypse.

The Medean nation, without leadership and stricken still by the terrible Pox, falls apart, and the Persians easily move in to take the remnants. The Persians, of course, have also been afflicted by the disease, but it is not a truly empire killing epidemic, since they still have a limited leadership in place. Many of the soldiers on campaign have died, though.

The economy has managed to barely recover from the devastating plague for now, mainly because it is actually to a rather limited extent in the nation so far (Syria has been much harder hit), and because newly enslaved Medeans are providing a considerable economic counter boost.

(Persia: -2,000 spearmen, +2,000 spearmen, -1 economy, +1 economy)

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Faraway China has some interesting going ons itself.


Perhaps the greatest Chinese nation, surpassing even Shu now, is the Tong. They, while not exactly the model Chinese dynasty, are certainly the premier power in southern China, and are growing even more yet.

The Tong traders are now seen in almost every port in China, and their unique culture has permeated nearly every port in the East. They have a great deal of influence just about everywhere, as might be guess, especially economically, due to the recent adoption of a superior coinage system, which is generally worth more than any other nation’s.

They have also explored considerably in nearly every direction with their junks. To the North they have sailed, making contact with all Japanese clans and tribes, and coming back with holds full of new trade goods. To the South, making contact with all sorts of peoples, the Luzonians, the Champas, the Burmese, the Malays, the people of Atjeh, and even trade contacts with faraway Chola have been established.

It is only to the East that the Tong have foundered at all, and that, the remaining ship captains assure the king, is only because they have not garnered sufficient blue water ocean sailing experience. As such, about 4 junks have been lost, 2 confirmed sinkings among them, but the others are certainly lost forever no matter wether they actually sank or not.

Meanwhile, the trade cabal has founded a new university near the capital of the Tong, a grand campus which encompasses much of the peninsula from which it takes it’s name–the Kowloon Peninsula. This vast university is already the home to thousands of scholars from all around China, a significant boost that has completely reinvigorated the Tong knowledge base.

Unfortunately, the bad weather which has been afflicting the rest of the world harms them as well, many farms failing in a few very cold winters. This has managed to cancel out the expected economic bonus.

(Tong: +2 culture, -4 UU, +1 economy, -1 economy)


Moving on, we find Shu becoming more cultured than ever, but not exactly the prime state status that it had desired.

The emp... king of Shu continues to not expand, in a complete contrast to every nation around his. But they do manage to do quite a bit of internal work which saves them from some of the economic downturns that are occurring all around the world.

And the Cult of the Yellow Emperor slowly spreads through to neighboring nations, but they aren’t really keen on worshiping a dynast who came from another nation. Still, the cultural influence of the nation continues to grow.

(Shu: +1 culture, +1 economy, -1 economy)


Meanwhile, while the Song are not the most powerful Chinese dynasty, they are the most influential militarily, especially in northern China.

They also increase their education and culture a bit through the teaching of Kong Fu Xi, for a while, at least. The economic downturn from the colder winters the world is experiencing somewhat negate the happiness the Emperor might’ve had from this new, though.

The Emperor has deployed troops in Zhao and Yan in order to halt the Xiong Nu raids. While the steppe tribes aren’t doing much in the way of anything yet, they appear to be preparing for something soon, even if they aren’t exactly sure how economy works yet, still.

Still, something is happening on the northern plain, and war appears to loom, as more and more of the steppe tribes prepare for battle.

(Song: +1 culture, -1 Economy; Xiong Nu: +500 steppe cavalry)

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The Yamato do quite well on their island home. They have managed to solve the Ronin problem quite easily–hiring the warriors as mercenaries, and they prove effective fighters. The main problem, of course, is that the Ronin are rather dishonorable, and often prove victim to defections whenever the glimmer of gold is shown.

In any case, considerable gains have been made against the Ainu and the Yayoi, as they have pushed both off the isle of Honshu.

Meanwhile, foreigners land near the castle at Kanazawa, calling themselves the “Tong”, they give a great many gifts to the Shogun and politely request that their “trading company” be given access to Nipponese ports in order to garner wealth for all peoples involved.

(Yamato: -500 Ronin, -500 spearmen)

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OOC:

*Quite sorry, das, but I do toss in bad random events from time to time. It has nothing to do with your comments, believe me. :)

As for the rest of you stricken by the Euphrates Pox, well, all I can say is that empires can rise so quickly in this NES that a simple disease shouldn’t stop the clever among you.

Also, I haven’t made new nation stats yet, nor updated the update calendar, nor the unit listing, so don’t bite off my head for it.
 
Mapapapapapalalalalalalala of dooom.
 

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