stMinionNES2: Because it's tight like that
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Orders **SECRET**
Attack west with half the allied force.
Attack north, attemting to smash the Aryan intrusion with the Other half.
Increase Economy (due to conquests and such).
Keep the troops that are in Burma in Burma.
Orders **SECRET**
Attack west with half the allied force.
Attack north, attemting to smash the Aryan intrusion with the Other half.
Increase Economy (due to conquests and such).
Keep the troops that are in Burma in Burma.
aaminion00
Stoned
Update 20 - 1100 B.C.
In the land of the four kingdoms, times are good. Especially for the Shang empire in the South. The goverment enforces a strange mix of policies seeking to both improve agriculture and increase urbanization. The unemployed in Shanghai and Hong Kong are sent off to populate the countryside. Inexperienced as farmers however, many quit this and settle in the newly formed villages instead. The result is a slight improvement in agriculture, but also far more importantly the birth of several new cities (most importantly Wuhan, west of Shanghai). Meanwhile in Shanghai, dozens of Royal Stables appear.
Farther North in the more estbalished Chinese kingdom, war rages on. The Chinese continue to penetrate the lands of the Tartars, as their organized armies beat through wave after wave of the barbarians. Several more tribes are conquered and the moral of the tartars is visibly broken. Meanwhile, the one hundred men sent to find better horses prove to be far too small of a number. Seventy five returned claiming that the horses are owned and carefully guarded by a people, the Trocharians, and that only a conquest of their lands would give the Chinese the prize they're looking for. The other twenty-five men had been sent to explore the world, and had never been heard from again.
Casualties: 50 Chinese
Assyrian expansion continues. Around the Caspian sea, some new territory is gained, but no inhabitants are found. A few villages were discovered, but they were all destroyed and the people had been dead for many years by the time Assyrian riders had arrived. Meanwhile to the South, campaigns against the Bedouins continue. The bedouins (as Assyrian scribes tell the king) have little sense of loyalty to each other whatsoever. They constantly war against, form alliances, and backstabb each other for what little water there is in their lands. They could be conquered easily, but the scholars strongly advise the King not to. The bedouin land, they argue, is completely worthless. Draining resources to conquer it would not make the nobility happy and would be costly to maintain while offering little in return. Meanwhile, two great roads are completed in the center of the kingdom. Rumors of a great empire West of Phoenicia are persistant, but no officials had been sent to make contact with it.
Casualties: 50 Assyrians
Scythian riders in the Eastern domain come to the king's court with unexcpected news. Farms across the great river had been set to the torch by a strange horse-riding people from the South. A small contignent of forces was sent to push them out of Scythian lands, but it got completely slaughtered. The King, upon learning this, quickly paid the riders an economy level to leave him and his country in peace.
Casualties: 50 Scythians
The Assyrian hasslement of barbarians is nothing compared to the legendary King of Persia. First the King tried to convince some bedouins to join his kingdom, but that didn't turn out too well. Only a few tribes left and settled in cities, where they were treated harshly by suspicous Dubai Persians. The rest killed any messangers the Persians sent. A far worse situation was created on the Aryan border. First the Aryan clans across the river were worried as to why the Persians fortified their border so heavily. Scared that perhaps the Persians would launch an offensive, they quickly grouped together. When Persians sent emissaries through Aryan lands to meet up with the Dravidian, the Aryans had enough. A force of several hundred united and launched a major raid on West Persia. In the slaughter that ensued many Aryans were killed, but being a far larger force, almost all of Persia's border guard is decimate. Their work done, the Aryans leave back for their homes on the other side of the border.
Areas affected by raid highlighted in red.
Casualties: 200 Persians
In the forested lands of Germanica, the Alemanni continue beating the crap out of the Vandals who find themselves constantly retreating Northeast. By now hoever, iron-weapons have spread amongst all the Germanics and are of little tactical advantage to the Alemanni. Back in the Alemannian capital, great festivals are heald in order to start the countdown for a great celebration the priests say must be held in 600 years.
Casualties: 50 Alemanni
The great Almohad state collapses. Due mostly to corrupt and inconsistent leadership, the various Moroccan cities and tribes that made up the country rebel and now squabble for power amongst themselves.
The Egyptian economy begins the long road to recovery. The great pyramids grow nearer and nearer to completion, while roads are built passing by them. While there is still a long way to go to the Ethiopian provinces, these roads are the start.
In Minoa, the barbarian campaigns continue. The Helvetiians are tackled easily as hundreds of Minoan soldiers pour into the alpine country, taking the barbarians down village by village. It only took a few decades before all of Helvetiia is under the Minoan banner. With the collapse of the Crusader state, much land is gained in Gaul. However, in Northern Gaul, the Celts are far more opposed to any notion of Roman rule. Similarly, the Almohad state in Africa has also fallen. However, the people there feel no need to join the Minoans. The few that do rush to the African Gibraltar colony, and soon boost it's populace into a worthy city. Back in Italy, the unthinkable happens! An enraged Helvetiian general gathers several hundred forces and, as soon as Minoan troops are occupied elsewhere, rushes down from his mountain stronghold into the province of Italy. Virtually unopposed, the chiefatin reaches Ravenna and (despite considerable losses) sacks the virtually defenseless city, sending shockwaves throughout the empire.
Meanwhile in Knossos, a larger number of ships than usual leaves for the Egyptian coast. They carry the normal trade cargo, but also valuable shipments of gold and trained generals. The wine and olive oil are left in Egypt, but the latter two are taken all the way to the coast of the Red Sea. There they are boarded on the reed boats of the region and sent several hundred miles South. In a good number of days they will arrive in Axum...
Upon the generals arrival, the land is consumed by war. Attempts of Minoanization have angered even more rural Kush-ite, and they too join Ismaans rebellion, which now numbers almost one thousand men. Against him lay 300 Kush-ite soldiers directed by Minoan generals. Using brilliant strategy, the vastly outnumbered imperial forces still manage to beat back the rebels at the historic battle of Adulia. Upon this, Ismaan is forced to retreat. His campaigns aren't over yet though, as he heads into the Southernmost isolated Kush-ite lands and completely occupies them. The Kush-ite populace is further angered by this, especially in the countryside. Even in the cities though, opinion is split. Only the newly established capital of Axun port has a population that fully supports Minoa.
The Hokkaido continue their agressive ways. In Korea, the superior Hokkaido forces have conquered almost the entire Choson kingdom. Only the ancient capital of Seoul remains, manned by some 50 Choson guards. Far more shockingly however, the Hokkaido fleet launched a surprise attack on Japanese ships in the region! For every ship of theirs that sunk, the Hokkaido managed to drag down two Japanese galleys. After a full day of battle, Japan's navy has been struck a severe blow.
Casualties: 150 Koreans, 20 Japanese ships, 10 Hokkaido ships
Meanwhile in India...
And in India of course, the Dravidian-Aryan wars of sub-continental domination continue. The Calicutans easily prove why they are the heartbeat of the Dravidian people. The bulk of their forces attack West, and by the turn of the century campaigns there had pushed the Aryans a significant way out of Delhi. In the North the situation was different. The Aryans fought the Calicutans to a standstill, although with the sparing of some troops from the Western front, progress has been made as of late. It's a far different story among the Calicutans allies. Having already spent all of their economy on the initial defenses, the Aryans strike them at their weakest time. Although fighting bravely, the Northern walls of Suparaka have been breached! The enemy now rides towards Mumbai itself...
Casualties: 200 Calicutans, 100 Suparakans, 100 Hoysalisians, 50 Sinhalans, 2000 Aryans
Diplomacy
From Northern Bedouin Tribes
To Assyria
Stop attacking us already! We'll pledge vassalage to you... you know, donate forces to your armies in big wars... just stop sending your armies down.
From West Aryans
To Persia
Don't cross the border again!
Trade
Assyria: to Persia [1/3]
China: to Japan [3/3], to Shang [3/3]
Japan: to China [3/3]
Minoa: to Hatti [1/3], to Egypt [1/3]
Thrace: to Minoa [1/3]
OOC: none.
In the land of the four kingdoms, times are good. Especially for the Shang empire in the South. The goverment enforces a strange mix of policies seeking to both improve agriculture and increase urbanization. The unemployed in Shanghai and Hong Kong are sent off to populate the countryside. Inexperienced as farmers however, many quit this and settle in the newly formed villages instead. The result is a slight improvement in agriculture, but also far more importantly the birth of several new cities (most importantly Wuhan, west of Shanghai). Meanwhile in Shanghai, dozens of Royal Stables appear.
Farther North in the more estbalished Chinese kingdom, war rages on. The Chinese continue to penetrate the lands of the Tartars, as their organized armies beat through wave after wave of the barbarians. Several more tribes are conquered and the moral of the tartars is visibly broken. Meanwhile, the one hundred men sent to find better horses prove to be far too small of a number. Seventy five returned claiming that the horses are owned and carefully guarded by a people, the Trocharians, and that only a conquest of their lands would give the Chinese the prize they're looking for. The other twenty-five men had been sent to explore the world, and had never been heard from again.
Casualties: 50 Chinese
Assyrian expansion continues. Around the Caspian sea, some new territory is gained, but no inhabitants are found. A few villages were discovered, but they were all destroyed and the people had been dead for many years by the time Assyrian riders had arrived. Meanwhile to the South, campaigns against the Bedouins continue. The bedouins (as Assyrian scribes tell the king) have little sense of loyalty to each other whatsoever. They constantly war against, form alliances, and backstabb each other for what little water there is in their lands. They could be conquered easily, but the scholars strongly advise the King not to. The bedouin land, they argue, is completely worthless. Draining resources to conquer it would not make the nobility happy and would be costly to maintain while offering little in return. Meanwhile, two great roads are completed in the center of the kingdom. Rumors of a great empire West of Phoenicia are persistant, but no officials had been sent to make contact with it.
Casualties: 50 Assyrians
Scythian riders in the Eastern domain come to the king's court with unexcpected news. Farms across the great river had been set to the torch by a strange horse-riding people from the South. A small contignent of forces was sent to push them out of Scythian lands, but it got completely slaughtered. The King, upon learning this, quickly paid the riders an economy level to leave him and his country in peace.
Casualties: 50 Scythians
The Assyrian hasslement of barbarians is nothing compared to the legendary King of Persia. First the King tried to convince some bedouins to join his kingdom, but that didn't turn out too well. Only a few tribes left and settled in cities, where they were treated harshly by suspicous Dubai Persians. The rest killed any messangers the Persians sent. A far worse situation was created on the Aryan border. First the Aryan clans across the river were worried as to why the Persians fortified their border so heavily. Scared that perhaps the Persians would launch an offensive, they quickly grouped together. When Persians sent emissaries through Aryan lands to meet up with the Dravidian, the Aryans had enough. A force of several hundred united and launched a major raid on West Persia. In the slaughter that ensued many Aryans were killed, but being a far larger force, almost all of Persia's border guard is decimate. Their work done, the Aryans leave back for their homes on the other side of the border.
Areas affected by raid highlighted in red.
Casualties: 200 Persians
In the forested lands of Germanica, the Alemanni continue beating the crap out of the Vandals who find themselves constantly retreating Northeast. By now hoever, iron-weapons have spread amongst all the Germanics and are of little tactical advantage to the Alemanni. Back in the Alemannian capital, great festivals are heald in order to start the countdown for a great celebration the priests say must be held in 600 years.
Casualties: 50 Alemanni
The great Almohad state collapses. Due mostly to corrupt and inconsistent leadership, the various Moroccan cities and tribes that made up the country rebel and now squabble for power amongst themselves.
The Egyptian economy begins the long road to recovery. The great pyramids grow nearer and nearer to completion, while roads are built passing by them. While there is still a long way to go to the Ethiopian provinces, these roads are the start.
In Minoa, the barbarian campaigns continue. The Helvetiians are tackled easily as hundreds of Minoan soldiers pour into the alpine country, taking the barbarians down village by village. It only took a few decades before all of Helvetiia is under the Minoan banner. With the collapse of the Crusader state, much land is gained in Gaul. However, in Northern Gaul, the Celts are far more opposed to any notion of Roman rule. Similarly, the Almohad state in Africa has also fallen. However, the people there feel no need to join the Minoans. The few that do rush to the African Gibraltar colony, and soon boost it's populace into a worthy city. Back in Italy, the unthinkable happens! An enraged Helvetiian general gathers several hundred forces and, as soon as Minoan troops are occupied elsewhere, rushes down from his mountain stronghold into the province of Italy. Virtually unopposed, the chiefatin reaches Ravenna and (despite considerable losses) sacks the virtually defenseless city, sending shockwaves throughout the empire.
Meanwhile in Knossos, a larger number of ships than usual leaves for the Egyptian coast. They carry the normal trade cargo, but also valuable shipments of gold and trained generals. The wine and olive oil are left in Egypt, but the latter two are taken all the way to the coast of the Red Sea. There they are boarded on the reed boats of the region and sent several hundred miles South. In a good number of days they will arrive in Axum...
Upon the generals arrival, the land is consumed by war. Attempts of Minoanization have angered even more rural Kush-ite, and they too join Ismaans rebellion, which now numbers almost one thousand men. Against him lay 300 Kush-ite soldiers directed by Minoan generals. Using brilliant strategy, the vastly outnumbered imperial forces still manage to beat back the rebels at the historic battle of Adulia. Upon this, Ismaan is forced to retreat. His campaigns aren't over yet though, as he heads into the Southernmost isolated Kush-ite lands and completely occupies them. The Kush-ite populace is further angered by this, especially in the countryside. Even in the cities though, opinion is split. Only the newly established capital of Axun port has a population that fully supports Minoa.
The Hokkaido continue their agressive ways. In Korea, the superior Hokkaido forces have conquered almost the entire Choson kingdom. Only the ancient capital of Seoul remains, manned by some 50 Choson guards. Far more shockingly however, the Hokkaido fleet launched a surprise attack on Japanese ships in the region! For every ship of theirs that sunk, the Hokkaido managed to drag down two Japanese galleys. After a full day of battle, Japan's navy has been struck a severe blow.
Casualties: 150 Koreans, 20 Japanese ships, 10 Hokkaido ships
Meanwhile in India...
And in India of course, the Dravidian-Aryan wars of sub-continental domination continue. The Calicutans easily prove why they are the heartbeat of the Dravidian people. The bulk of their forces attack West, and by the turn of the century campaigns there had pushed the Aryans a significant way out of Delhi. In the North the situation was different. The Aryans fought the Calicutans to a standstill, although with the sparing of some troops from the Western front, progress has been made as of late. It's a far different story among the Calicutans allies. Having already spent all of their economy on the initial defenses, the Aryans strike them at their weakest time. Although fighting bravely, the Northern walls of Suparaka have been breached! The enemy now rides towards Mumbai itself...
Casualties: 200 Calicutans, 100 Suparakans, 100 Hoysalisians, 50 Sinhalans, 2000 Aryans
Diplomacy
From Northern Bedouin Tribes
To Assyria
Stop attacking us already! We'll pledge vassalage to you... you know, donate forces to your armies in big wars... just stop sending your armies down.
From West Aryans
To Persia
Don't cross the border again!
Trade
Assyria: to Persia [1/3]
China: to Japan [3/3], to Shang [3/3]
Japan: to China [3/3]
Minoa: to Hatti [1/3], to Egypt [1/3]
Thrace: to Minoa [1/3]
OOC: none.
aaminion00
Stoned
aaminion00
Stoned
Both have been edited. You can now resume worrying about the barbarian penis in italy.
I have 4 econ, and the strongest army in the world- I'm not afriad of some barbarians 
ofcourse, i do fully hold Das and Amenhotep responsible for the current situation.
I'm debateing between just lettin git go, or screwing them over in my NES.
ofcourse, i do fully hold Das and Amenhotep responsible for the current situation.
I'm debateing between just lettin git go, or screwing them over in my NES.
alex994
Hail Divine Emperor!
So...the ppl i sent out to explore the lands r lost forever, or will i hear from them in the future?
EDIT:
To Hokkaido
From China
Wat about a NAP?
EDIT:
To Hokkaido
From China
Wat about a NAP?
To: Ku****e rebeles/"barbarians/indipendents-
in return for the stop of Minonization, with the exception of continued subrule until the port of Axun is completed, and the exception of Kush adopting the minoan script to make communication easyer, you would join Minoa kush- it is a good exchange- you still reap the benifits of Minoan sub-rule, which, like it or not, have prooved that it can protect the people under it, has prooved itself a fair and just government to all peoples, and you can reap the great technological advances of Minoa- all that Minoa asks is that you at least adotp the minoan script, and continue to, agian, until the port is completed, be under direct Minoan subrule, after that, Minoa ppams to relinguish all but an adivisory position in Minoa-Kush until Kush is fully ready to become an indiependent and equal member of a grand allaince of nations.
what do you say?
in return for the stop of Minonization, with the exception of continued subrule until the port of Axun is completed, and the exception of Kush adopting the minoan script to make communication easyer, you would join Minoa kush- it is a good exchange- you still reap the benifits of Minoan sub-rule, which, like it or not, have prooved that it can protect the people under it, has prooved itself a fair and just government to all peoples, and you can reap the great technological advances of Minoa- all that Minoa asks is that you at least adotp the minoan script, and continue to, agian, until the port is completed, be under direct Minoan subrule, after that, Minoa ppams to relinguish all but an adivisory position in Minoa-Kush until Kush is fully ready to become an indiependent and equal member of a grand allaince of nations.
what do you say?
aaminion00
Stoned
alex994 said:
alex994 said:
From Hokkaido
To China
We agree fully. Would you be interested in trade?
aaminion00
Stoned
Xen said:
From Rebels
To Minoa
Yes, yes, we will stop. But only if you promise to expand our territory so that it will one day be shaped as a giant man organ.
OOC: Bah, you give up way too easily
alex994
Hail Divine Emperor!
OOC: Please don't tell me that they're going to reappear in the Minoan Court.....
To Hokkaido
From China
Our present situation does not allow that, but perhaps after our war with the Tartars?
To Hokkaido
From China
Our present situation does not allow that, but perhaps after our war with the Tartars?
aaminion00
Stoned
From Hokkaido
To China
We would agree to that. Oh, and maybe you should study silk-working
To China
We would agree to that. Oh, and maybe you should study silk-working
alex994
Hail Divine Emperor!
story later...
Chinese Orders *secret*
-increase army
-continue wonder
-study silk-working
-have 200 men continue to attack the Tartars, have them use long spears to aid them in the battles, as well as throwable spears.
-Have the other 100 men north of Liaotung to continue attack the Tartars there
-Have my unemployed taught at schools to teach them how to farm, spend 1 economy if i have to on this.
-Issue a proclamation that if a group of more then 100 ppl live in a village, their taxes will be lowered
Chinese Orders *secret*
-increase army
-continue wonder
-study silk-working
-have 200 men continue to attack the Tartars, have them use long spears to aid them in the battles, as well as throwable spears.
-Have the other 100 men north of Liaotung to continue attack the Tartars there
-Have my unemployed taught at schools to teach them how to farm, spend 1 economy if i have to on this.
-Issue a proclamation that if a group of more then 100 ppl live in a village, their taxes will be lowered
aaminion00 said:From Rebels
To Minoa
Yes, yes, we will stop. But only if you promise to expand our territory so that it will one day be shaped as a giant man organ.
OOC: Bah, you give up way too easily
OOC- I have plans- mainll that Minoanization is more or less inevitiable, unlsee the want to contiue living in a barelly post bronze age stupour
they will adopt a good deal of what Minoa offers anywayIC- We will expand your nation, and put you on the path toward establishing such a goal
OOC- your worrying me AA, what with all the penisis and all- although its not a like a damn vagina is escatley easy to create on an NES map, I would expect a nastion shaped like a blunt to be more your thing
Rika_Heyli
Prince
To Satsuma
From Japan
Fulfill ur MPP with us, we go to war with Hokkaido!
From Japan
Fulfill ur MPP with us, we go to war with Hokkaido!
Amenhotep7
Spartiate
Orders:
-Grow Army x2
-Do the same thing (Propaganda), except in addition tell my people in Dubai that it is the will of the gods that the Bedouins peacefully join us.
-Use the same technique in Aryan lands. Preach the wonders of the Persian Kingdom
-Open up my borders with the Aryans. Withdraw 60% of men from that region. Welcome any and all Aryans.
To Assyria
From Persia
We would like to buy off some land from you, considering how we no longer can peacefully expand... (We're boxed in between you, Aryans, and Bedouins.)
-Grow Army x2
-Do the same thing (Propaganda), except in addition tell my people in Dubai that it is the will of the gods that the Bedouins peacefully join us.
-Use the same technique in Aryan lands. Preach the wonders of the Persian Kingdom
-Open up my borders with the Aryans. Withdraw 60% of men from that region. Welcome any and all Aryans.
To Assyria
From Persia
We would like to buy off some land from you, considering how we no longer can peacefully expand... (We're boxed in between you, Aryans, and Bedouins.
)
das
Regeneration In Process
Indeed, it was his last mistake. He did make several right decisions afterwards, but the effects of his mistake soon showed themselves, and he was unprepared.
The campaign against the Bedouins was succesful - indeed, Bedouins were beginning to fear. Tigur-Naplash II decided to visit the desert personally, to sign a treaty with the Bedouins.
In the meantime, his popularity amongst the nobles was all-time low. Sharkhon assembled an army, and marched to Khirashma, where he received the support of all the nobles. While Tigur-Naplash was negotiating with the Bedouin leaders, his kingdom was being taken away...
The Tigurians in Ashur were worried. There was a reason - they were forbidden to leave the city, as Orrakhim, Sharkhon's best ally, had his warriors captured the gates. Tigurians - and other tribes that support Tigur - outside of Ashur were slaughtered or imprisoned. Soon, Sharkhon and his army entered Ashur. Tigur-Naplash II, having concluded the negotiations, travelled to the capital, was captured by Khirashmites, castrated, blinded and thrown into a dungeon where he soon died from thirst and hunger.
Sharkhon was now the Assyrian King. Changes soon came...
Diplomacy:
From: Assyria
To: Northern Bedouin Tribes
We have other demands. You will all succumb to Assyria - you will be subjects of it's king. We will cease the attacks, and protect you from the other bedouins. You will be treated as other peoples of our empire. Agreed?
From: Assyria
To: Persia
We cannot do that yet - however, why can you not expand along the vacant Arabian coast? It shouldn't take much troops...
Also, to cement our alliance, I propose that you convert to the One True Faith - Naradakism.
Orders:
- If the Bedouins refuse, the 425 men are to continue fighting them until we get a better offer.
- Start enforcing Naradakism on all the peoples of the Empire. 100 men will act as "missionaries", to make sure they agree.
- Grow economy.
- 100 men are to build a road connecting Nineveh with Khirashma.
- 200 men are to continue expanding in Middle Asia (east of Caspian Sea). Expand to the east, northeast and north.
The campaign against the Bedouins was succesful - indeed, Bedouins were beginning to fear. Tigur-Naplash II decided to visit the desert personally, to sign a treaty with the Bedouins.
In the meantime, his popularity amongst the nobles was all-time low. Sharkhon assembled an army, and marched to Khirashma, where he received the support of all the nobles. While Tigur-Naplash was negotiating with the Bedouin leaders, his kingdom was being taken away...
The Tigurians in Ashur were worried. There was a reason - they were forbidden to leave the city, as Orrakhim, Sharkhon's best ally, had his warriors captured the gates. Tigurians - and other tribes that support Tigur - outside of Ashur were slaughtered or imprisoned. Soon, Sharkhon and his army entered Ashur. Tigur-Naplash II, having concluded the negotiations, travelled to the capital, was captured by Khirashmites, castrated, blinded and thrown into a dungeon where he soon died from thirst and hunger.
Sharkhon was now the Assyrian King. Changes soon came...
Diplomacy:
From: Assyria
To: Northern Bedouin Tribes
We have other demands. You will all succumb to Assyria - you will be subjects of it's king. We will cease the attacks, and protect you from the other bedouins. You will be treated as other peoples of our empire. Agreed?
From: Assyria
To: Persia
We cannot do that yet - however, why can you not expand along the vacant Arabian coast? It shouldn't take much troops...
Also, to cement our alliance, I propose that you convert to the One True Faith - Naradakism.
Orders:
- If the Bedouins refuse, the 425 men are to continue fighting them until we get a better offer.
- Start enforcing Naradakism on all the peoples of the Empire. 100 men will act as "missionaries", to make sure they agree.
- Grow economy.
- 100 men are to build a road connecting Nineveh with Khirashma.
- 200 men are to continue expanding in Middle Asia (east of Caspian Sea). Expand to the east, northeast and north.
