vikingruler said:correct, how did you know?
C3CFanatic0014 said:W00t! Let the record show that Turner_727 did not answer this question! It pays to read books. Esp. the prequel to LOTR. That book has the answer.
taper said:2) During WWII, the English were losing aircraft at a terrible rate, so a group was put together to equip more armor on the planes. Because of the extra weight, only the important areas could be covered. The group examined the bodies of planes after air combact, and took careful notes on where bullet holes were on each plane. They began to notice a pattern, with some areas receiving many hits, and other areas few to none. They were about to start armoring the areas with many hits, when an old mechanic came up and told them something that changed their mind. What?
taper said:FriendlyFire: No
one of the words is queue.farting bob said:What two 5 letter English words do not change their pronunciation when four of the letters are taken away? (1 of hem is pretty easy to get, the other not so).
He was in the passenger seat of the tow truck because his car was being towed.taper said:Arminius: Very close, but figure out why the guy wasn't in the car and you have it all.
He is an air traffic controller. He turned-off the runway lights - when he turns on the TV in the morning, he sees that a jet has crashed because of the lack of runway lights - he feels responsible, so he kills himself.taper said:Farting Bob and Weasel Op: correct.
New one: A man leaves work one night, and just before he leaves he turns off all the lights, since he was the only one there. The next morning he wakes up, turns on the TV, leans over, pulls out a gun, and shoots himself. Why?